Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Sennen Story ❯ Chapter 1
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: RyokoMink 
Malik is on a quest to the store when suddenly the dreaded Honzu appears.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.19.2004 | Updated On: 03.03.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 854 | Visits: 371 | Status: Completed
Malik is on a quest to the store when suddenly the dreaded Honzu appears.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.19.2004 | Updated On: 03.03.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 854 | Visits: 371 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except myself... Maybe... And I was told to make this. Not that I didn't mind of course. ^_^
Bakura was strolling down the street, looking for any Sennen items when he suddenly ran into Malik.
Malik, on his way to the store, glared at the albino.
"What the hell do you want?" Growled out Bakura.
"I'm on the way to the store to buy my sister some milk," Malik glared then stomped away.
"Don't turn your back on me you insaneo!" Bakura tackles the tan, holder of the Sennen Rod.
A crowd of people gather around the two fighting boys. Then they are carried off to jail after Malik tore off Bakuras shirt in an attempt to carve something into his back with the rod. They were both thrown into a jail cell together. The fight continues.
"Damnit! You stupid no hair colored freak!" Bakura recieves a knee to the stomache as an answer.
They stumbled back, panting.
Malik brought out the Ra card and threw it at Bakura.
"Attack! Ra! One Turn Kill!!" The card floated harmlessly, like a feather, to the floor.
They both sweatdrop.
"What the hell is your problem?! How is a bloody card supposed to hurt me? Ra damn... You are insane..." Bakura snorts at Malik.
"And a moron," Kaiba says walking out of the shadows, "Only I can throw a card, look cool and actually give damage to a person."
Mokuba, Jounouchi, Yugi, Honda, and Anzu appear behind Kaiba.
"Ryou! Are you ok?" Anzu says; Anzu is stupid. Mokuba slaps her for being that.
Bakura smirks then puts on the innocent Ryou look.
"Yugi-kun, are you here to help me out?"
Yugi nods,
"When I heard you were in here I demanded Kaiba to bail you out."
"I'm only doing this because you promised you'll duel me again."
Yugi winks at Kaiba,
"Hai, Kaiba-kun!"
"Do you want us to be there to cheer you on?" Asked Honda.
"Nah, I don't need you guys anymore," Yugi smiles and says rather cheerfully, "You can go too Jounouchi. After my duel you can duel Kaiba too."
"Ok, it doesn't matter if I win or not, just as long as I'm with my two buds!" Jounouchi bear hugs both Yugi and Kaiba.
"I'll kill you," Kaiba states. Yugi and Jounouchi burst into laughter.
Anzu starts crying because she's not needed anymore, in fact she discovered she was never needed. Honda trys to comfort her. Suddenly they meld together to form Honzu!!
Bakura sulks in a corner, "They forgot all about me... Damn bastards I'll kill them all!!"
Honzu storms about Domino, then Tokyo, no one notices.
"Oh, look, its a hideous monster," said a man, who continued reading the paper.
"Ah. No. Stop. It's whoreable." A woman says then buys a rose and sniffs it happily.
Malik hops onto his motocycle, Bakura follows.
"Damn Honzu... It's in my way... Now I'll never get the milk."
Bakura grins, "Let's kill it!"
Malik nods enthusiastically.
Otogi throws a dice in an attempt to impress Shizuka. The monster is near death and Shizuka doesn't care. Otogi is pissed.
"Damn hideous thing!" Bakura brings out a bazooka and shoots the monster. The force of the bazooka makes them, motorcycle and all, swerve into a giant plastic doughnut.
The monster squiggles about, stumbles, and dies... But not before destroying a few buildings.
"God damn it!" Rebecca yells trying to pull Teddy-san out of the rubble.
The next morning, the sun shown brightly upon the strangely repaired city. The monsters body also vanished into fat air, forever.
"Wonderful!" Pegasus claps his hands, for even he too would never want to witness the thing again.
"No, I just saved money on my car insurance." Pegasus smiles. (The author sweatdrops.)
Malik and Bakura pull themselves out of the plastic doughnut rubble.
"Damn it! I think this means we're the hero of the story!" Malik then sniffles at his motorcycle, "Are you ok, my love?"
"Well my head hurts but that's about it." Bakura rubs his forhead.
"Not you! My motorcycle!" The two glare then start laughing maniacally.
"Can I have your rod?"
"No." And Malik never got the milk.
Thanks to the fics that help me through the day and writers like EnkiduXII and my friend DugFinn because he/she is stupid... *smirks* ^_^ Of course many others... I'm also sad I couldn't include Yami... Man, Yami is awesome...
Bakura was strolling down the street, looking for any Sennen items when he suddenly ran into Malik.
Malik, on his way to the store, glared at the albino.
"What the hell do you want?" Growled out Bakura.
"I'm on the way to the store to buy my sister some milk," Malik glared then stomped away.
"Don't turn your back on me you insaneo!" Bakura tackles the tan, holder of the Sennen Rod.
A crowd of people gather around the two fighting boys. Then they are carried off to jail after Malik tore off Bakuras shirt in an attempt to carve something into his back with the rod. They were both thrown into a jail cell together. The fight continues.
"Damnit! You stupid no hair colored freak!" Bakura recieves a knee to the stomache as an answer.
They stumbled back, panting.
Malik brought out the Ra card and threw it at Bakura.
"Attack! Ra! One Turn Kill!!" The card floated harmlessly, like a feather, to the floor.
They both sweatdrop.
"What the hell is your problem?! How is a bloody card supposed to hurt me? Ra damn... You are insane..." Bakura snorts at Malik.
"And a moron," Kaiba says walking out of the shadows, "Only I can throw a card, look cool and actually give damage to a person."
Mokuba, Jounouchi, Yugi, Honda, and Anzu appear behind Kaiba.
"Ryou! Are you ok?" Anzu says; Anzu is stupid. Mokuba slaps her for being that.
Bakura smirks then puts on the innocent Ryou look.
"Yugi-kun, are you here to help me out?"
Yugi nods,
"When I heard you were in here I demanded Kaiba to bail you out."
"I'm only doing this because you promised you'll duel me again."
Yugi winks at Kaiba,
"Hai, Kaiba-kun!"
"Do you want us to be there to cheer you on?" Asked Honda.
"Nah, I don't need you guys anymore," Yugi smiles and says rather cheerfully, "You can go too Jounouchi. After my duel you can duel Kaiba too."
"Ok, it doesn't matter if I win or not, just as long as I'm with my two buds!" Jounouchi bear hugs both Yugi and Kaiba.
"I'll kill you," Kaiba states. Yugi and Jounouchi burst into laughter.
Anzu starts crying because she's not needed anymore, in fact she discovered she was never needed. Honda trys to comfort her. Suddenly they meld together to form Honzu!!
Bakura sulks in a corner, "They forgot all about me... Damn bastards I'll kill them all!!"
Honzu storms about Domino, then Tokyo, no one notices.
"Oh, look, its a hideous monster," said a man, who continued reading the paper.
"Ah. No. Stop. It's whoreable." A woman says then buys a rose and sniffs it happily.
Malik hops onto his motocycle, Bakura follows.
"Damn Honzu... It's in my way... Now I'll never get the milk."
Bakura grins, "Let's kill it!"
Malik nods enthusiastically.
Otogi throws a dice in an attempt to impress Shizuka. The monster is near death and Shizuka doesn't care. Otogi is pissed.
"Damn hideous thing!" Bakura brings out a bazooka and shoots the monster. The force of the bazooka makes them, motorcycle and all, swerve into a giant plastic doughnut.
The monster squiggles about, stumbles, and dies... But not before destroying a few buildings.
"God damn it!" Rebecca yells trying to pull Teddy-san out of the rubble.
The next morning, the sun shown brightly upon the strangely repaired city. The monsters body also vanished into fat air, forever.
"Wonderful!" Pegasus claps his hands, for even he too would never want to witness the thing again.
"No, I just saved money on my car insurance." Pegasus smiles. (The author sweatdrops.)
Malik and Bakura pull themselves out of the plastic doughnut rubble.
"Damn it! I think this means we're the hero of the story!" Malik then sniffles at his motorcycle, "Are you ok, my love?"
"Well my head hurts but that's about it." Bakura rubs his forhead.
"Not you! My motorcycle!" The two glare then start laughing maniacally.
"Can I have your rod?"
"No." And Malik never got the milk.
Thanks to the fics that help me through the day and writers like EnkiduXII and my friend DugFinn because he/she is stupid... *smirks* ^_^ Of course many others... I'm also sad I couldn't include Yami... Man, Yami is awesome...