Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Seto Kaiba and the paper football...Say what??? ❯ Seto Kaiba and the paper football...Say what??? ( Chapter 1 )

Seto Kaiba and the paper football…Say what???

 

 

KatsuyasKaibas: Okies ppl…I decided 2 try putting somethin up…My victim…ish none otha den Seto Kaiba…

 

Joey: Uh…oh Money-bags…ish in trouble…he he he he…

 

Seto: Can it mutt!

 

Disclaimer: I do not in any way shape or form own Yu-Gi-Oh! I mite have made my own doujinshi featurin Seto n Joey but dat don mean nothing….

 

 

 

Seto Kaiba had consumed sugar with his breakfast. “I Seto Kaiba challenge you to a game of paper football!” he said. “And I Seto Kaiba accept your challenge! I will not lose!”

 

Seto (the one who issued the challenge) “Take this!” He flicks the paper football, it flies over the field goal thingy. “Score one for me!” He then runs to the other side of the table.

 

“You may have gotten the first point but I will not lose. I never lose when it comes to paper football!” he said to himself. He flicks the paper football back to the other side of the table and misses the field goal and the paper football falls onto the floor. “Damn it I missed!!!”

 

He runs back over to the other side of the table and smirks. “I thought you said you were good at this Kaiba.” He says. “I am good Seto I am just rusty at it right now is all, I haven't played for 5 years ever since I beat that low-level challenger in school.”

 

Seto (A/N split personality?) “Well I am ahead by one point and I intend to keep it that way.” He flicks the paper football back through the field goal and smirks again. “That would be another point on my part.” He runs back over to the other side of the table.

 

Seto you may have the first two points but I will not go down without a fight and you know this!” Kaiba says. (A/N O_o) “I know Kaiba, which is exactly why I challenged you in the first place. You will be kissing my feet when this is over!” Seto said. Kaiba flicks the paper football and it went under the field goal.

 

Kaiba runs over to the other side of the table and smirks yet again. “Ah, too bad it looks like you are going to lose this one Kaiba.” He says while smirking. “Smirk all you want Seto, you and your childish ways will not prevail over me and my ability to destroy anything that gets in my way!” Kaiba sneered back.

 

Just then Mokuba and Joey walk into the room, and stand there. “Mokuba, what is da matta wit ur brother?” Joey asked. “I don't know, Joey, I don't know.” Mokuba said back. “Do you think he finally lost his marbles?” Joey asked, he and Mokuba stand there and keep watching Seto and Kaiba play paper football together.

 

Seto flicks the football, and gains yet another point. “You know this isd the 5th down and you don't have a single point yet, Kaiba, how pathetic.” Seto says , he then runs over to the other side of the table.

 

Joey and Mokuba *anime sweatdrop* “I think he has finally lost it…” Mokuba says. Joey just nods in agreement. As kaiba finally gets a point and says “Well Seto it looks like I have a point now.” As he walks over to the other side of the table. Yugi and Yami walk into the room and say “Hey Mokuba, Joey, whatcha doing?” “We are watchin Money-bags lose to himself at paper football.” Joey said. “I'll be back guys I am going to make some popcorn.” Mokuba says as he walks out of the room and into the kitchen. He comes back about 5 minutes later with 6 bags of popcorn.

 

“So what I miss?” Mokuba asks as he sits down on one of the chairs he had one of the butlers bring into the room. Tea, Tristan, Duke, and Ryou have all entered the room in Mokubas absence. “Well Money-bags numba1 Kaiba has tied da score it is now 4 to 4, an it is Money-bags numba2s turn now for the tie breaker an da win.” Joey explained while Seto made his final shot and scored earning a win over himself.

 

“No fair! You cheated!” Kaiba screamed at himself from the other side of the table, Seto kept running back and forth between the sides and finally Kaiba said “Fine you win, but I WILL win the next time we meet!”

 

Seto Kaiba turns towards the door and sees everyone sitting in chairs and eating popcorn “How long have you been there?” ha asks. “Sine da fourth down Money-bags.” Joey said.

 

“Are you feeling okay Big Brother?” Mokuba asks Seto. “Never better why?” Seto asks back. “Just wondering because I have never seen you play a game against yourself and lose…” Mokuba said. “Oh, Mokuba I didn't lose, Kaiba lost.” Seto says. Everyone else anime falls.

 

 

 

KatsuyasKaibas: Well….um I have no clue what made me want to write this…okay enjoy…review if you want…