Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Seto Kaiba's Bad Day ❯ Chapter 1

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Seto Kaiba's Bad Day

Ch.1

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"Beeeeeeeeeppppp Beeeeeeeppp!" my alarm buzzed.

Great another...day.

Should I wonder why I have wet stuff in my bed?

Oh...yeah.

That dream with him, that Yugi kid.

Time to take a shower.

Damn.

The showerhead broke.

AND my shower gel spilled all over the tub, which in turn made

me slip and break...almost every bone in my body!

I can tell today is going to be well...hell. Pardon the
uneducated ryhme, its too early to be thinking.

Now to get-AH!!

Damn those wretched fan girls!

Always taking pictures of me!

I mean sure I'm sexy, but come on!

Right when I'm just coming out of the shower with only a towel on?

And, sob, my BEST trenchcoat...DIRTY!

Why do you ask?

Because of that damn housekeeper of mine!

I mean its...bleach!

Oh someones getting fiered.

And onto the mail...

bill...

death threat...

love letter...

another bill...

another death threat...

another love letter...

and another bill...

and another death threat...

and another love letter...

Oh and guess what?

ANOTHER death threat.

Great.

And oh, its snowing.

I HATE snow.

Mokuba LOVES it.

Loves the stuff.

Ohhhh but he didn't have the experience I had.

You know those orphan boys can be MEAN!

Ohhh sooo mean!

And what do we have here?

People in my house?

Un-invited people!

....Moving People...

What?

"Mokuba..."

"Well, Seto, if you promise not to be mad..."

"Yeah, I promise..."

"Pegasus...he bought your company out ane we're..."

"Yes?" Oh I expect the worst.

"We're...bankrupt. And we lost the home. And the summer cottage and...pretty much everything else."

Bankrupt.

BANKRUPT?!

WHY?

HOW IN HELL DID HE?!

"B-But theres good news Big Bro!"

Oh, dear...should I ask?

"What?"

"Yugi is letting us stay with him and Yami. And I already said we're staying!"

I-I...don't know what to say.

Brrrrrriiiiiiiinnngggg!!

Ah, the phone. "Hello? This is Seto Kaiba speaking."

"Hello? This is the mayor! Hurry girls! My pickle jar is stuck! And Townsville is in trouble!"

*click*

WTF?

Girls?

Pickle jars?

Townsville?

Oh yeah. Today's gonna be horrible.

ABSOLUTLY horrible.

BAD.

CRAZY.

And any other words that I do not care to list.

AND I'M STILL IN MY TOWEL!!!!!!!!!

I think I'm going to scream.

Or die.

Somebody...help me.

Somebody other than Yugi, Pegasus...alright everyone in the whole world!

I'm almost dead.

I can feel it.

Pegasus.

Bankrupt.

Yugi...living with.

Oh damn.

sigh.

Today is going to be a...interesting day.

Yep.

Very interesting.

Very interesting indeed.

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