Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ setos deep deep very deep secret.....remade ❯ setos deep deep very deep secret. ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

disclaimer: i do not own yugioh!!! if i did i wouldnt be writing n e inuyasha or yugioh fics.

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it was a very nice day out and seto kaiba was going to the zoo with mokuba and he decided to invite some 'guests' to come along with as well.

seto:well girls what do you think about or tripple dating?

serenity/mai/tea:we dont really mind

seto:and what about you mokie?

mokuba:dont call me mokie seto!!!

seto:ok mokie

mokuba:seto!!!

seto:fine,whatever you want mokie

mokie:*yells at me*

diablodude:*changes back to mokuba*

mokuba:anyways big bro i dont really mind the zoo but why did we come here even tho we couldve buy our own?

seto:becuz mokie i want to save money.

mokuba:STOP CALLING ME MOKIE!!!!!

seto:whatever you say*mumbles brat*

as soon as seto and mokuba and his 'guests' went to the petting zoo something inside kaiba snapped.

serenity:ooooo,look at all of the cute giraffes

seto:giraffes?!!! eeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!!!

*seto jumps into serenity's arms*

seto:what a veiw

serenity:i know i just love gira....hey stop staring!!!!!!!!!

*WHAP!!*

seto:owww,i was just ....uhhh....never mind.

just then a flash went off and seto heard a voice say "yes!!,blackmail"

seto: shit!

all of the girls:what!??

seto:someone just took a picture of me in serenity's arms!

elephant:*trumpeting*

seto:eeeeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!

seto jumps into mai's arms

seto:ooooo.................ooowwww

mai:pervert
< br> seto:what do you expect? im almost 19.

a giraffe walks beside seto

seto:eeeeeeekkkkkk

another flash goes off and another voice is heard saying "blackmail"

seto:shit!

girls:another camera right?

seto:yup

mokuba:i saw who took the picture this time it was.......YUGI!!!!

seto:wha?!!!..yugi as in yugi muto my arch nemises who beat me with exodia?

mokuba:who else?

seto :*faints into teas arms*

seto:*wakes up* ya no tea if you want i can pay for you to have plastic surgery.

tea:thanks but no.......pervert*slaps seto very very hard*

seto:ooowwwie!!!!!

the girls,mokuba and seto walk futher to the koalla's cage

seto:eeeeeeekkkkkkk,koalla's,eeeeeeeeeekkkkk

serenit y:is there something......

*flash*

seto:shit!

mokuba:dont worry it was joey this time

seto:dumb mutt

serenity:dont call my brother a mutt you pervert!!!

as soon a everyone gets home they go onto the web to look for something to buy on e-bidders.com(i dont own e-bay either) and see a horrible sight.

it was pictures for sale of seto kaiba jumping into each girls' arms and fainting at the site of cute animals. and there were thousands of bids going to get the pics.

seto:shit! shit! shit! i'll have to try and out bid these people. damn e-bidders .com

seto:i give up im not wasting my money for stupid pictures besides whats the worst that can happen?

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2 weeks later
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seto:D'oh

mokuba:whats wrong big bro?

seto:look at this mokie,the bidder paid a total of 10,million for these pics and now theyre posted all over town.

mokuba:stop calling me mokie!!!!! who couldve done this?

seto:i know who it says the bidder was maximillion pegasus

dun dunn dunnnnnnnn

at pegasus' castle***********
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pegasus:well kaiba-boy ive finally gotten my revenge and thanks to yugi,joey and tristan whom i had to pay 1 million each to get my revenge.

joey:that jerk kaiba was with my sista and my girlfriend?!!!!

mai:calm down boy it was only at the zoo because he's too cheap to buy his own zoo and beside he's a big baby,hes scared of cute,fluffy animals

joey:reallay?!

joey calls every zoo and tells them its kaiba and he wants every cute,fluffy animal they have.

next day************************
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delivey guy:i got a delivery for a mister seto kaiba.

seto: thats me ^__^

d.g.(delivery guy 4 short)sign here plz

after seto signs the clipboard he opens the crate to see nothiong but cute,and fluffy animals and a 20 million dollar bill

seto:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

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diablodude:hehehe i love to make seto suffer, anyways plz R&R and plz reveiw my other stories

plz send me reveiws and go on a date with any ygo cast member and seto will drive you anywhere you want and he'll pay for it

i want reviews or any other ideas for a story like this, got ideas? review me and i'll try to post it