Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Sexual Frustration ❯ Noa ( Chapter 13 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Mishap of Occurrence

It had been a while since he had freely roamed the streets of Domino. Noa reflected on this as he enjoyed the breeze running through his light aquamarine hair.

"Thank goodness for the changing tides! Halleluiah!" He shouted to the smiling sun above him.

His attention was deterred suddenly by a piece of chalk thrown at his head!

"Oh sorry. You're not screwing a random object… yet." Ryou apologized quickly and took back the chalk, then continued to run away from Yami Malik.

"What an odd fellow." Noa commented. Suddenly a flock of giant cicadas attacked him! "Curse the year of the cicada!!"

He ran into the nearest house he could find, and breathed a sigh of relief. "Whew I felt certain I would perish from sound poisoning!" Noa remarked intelligently.

It was then that he noticed something odd about this house. Something you wouldn't see in many other houses.

"Who installs shag carpeting anymore? That was so thirty years ago." Noa scoffed at the carpet. The carpet cried at the scoff and shifted away from Noa.

Suddenly he was bombarded by a naked Pegasus!

"How-how could you faxy-boy?!! I loved you! I cared for you!" Pegasus was distraught, but soon he cradled the fax machine next to the stove again and whispered. "Oh… you didn't mean it… oh faxy I'm sorry… I understand…"

"Weird." Was Noa's only comment as he walked through the house, watching random people, most of whom he never met, attempt to have sexual intercourse with random objects.

"It's not so weird, baby."

Noa turned around at the voice. "What do you mean?! Of course it is weird, just look at you, you're…you're…"

Malik caressed the blender. "Now now. Let's not make presumptuous conclusions. Yes I know big words too, little boy with green hair."

"Whatever." Noa walked away and was not followed in person by Malik, only by the enraptured love-making sounds that encompassed him in surround sound.

"I… I don't know what is worse! This house, these people, or the cicadas!" Noa sat down to cry on a couch. "Funny, this reminds me of warm apple pies."

Just as he thought he might fall asleep on the couch, the television turned on, and soon a hypnotic drone began to emanate from the screen.

"Noa… pick up the remote… click my long, hard remote… you'll like it, I promise…"

Not sure what to make of it, Noa picked up the remote. Instantly, he understood. "Oh… I see… If you keep dividing by half, it will never end…"

"Exactly. Just subtract… one."

Noa pressed a few buttons on the remote, feeling a tingle trace from his fingertips to every part of his body. Even to a part of him that had never felt that way before.

He stumbled up to the screen and knelt beside it. "You and I, we are so alike. Trapped for such a long time within the confines of a box…"

"Yes dear, that is lovely. Now come, make love to me." It cooed and whispered with promise.

"But I don't know how." Noa said, suddenly ashamed.

"You what?! Uh.. well ok, I suppose I can erm… walk you through it." The television changed channels and started playing a porn video. "Do you get it now?"

Dumbfounded, Noa nodded.

In a domineering voice, the television murmured. "Then let's get on with the hot and sicky…"

Noa complied, pulling off his clothing and mimicking some of the things he had seen on the porn video.

"mmm yeah, you're good baby…"

"Oh.. this… mmm…. this feels good…" The boy whispered.

Suddenly Noa was attacked again by a flying piece of chalk!

"I knew it… I knew you would abandon me too!!!" Ryou bawled and ran into Yami Malik's awaiting arms. "Everyone… everyone's gone CRAZY and abandoned me! Even MY INNOCENSE!!!"

Yami Malik was puzzled. "You... you should be running away, fearing me. Why aren't you running away and fearing me?!!" He took the opportunity to snatch back his chalk.

Ryou shut his demonic eyes tightly. "Because I hear them… I hear them calling!"