Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Sing Along with the Yu Gi Oh! Cast! ❯ Gundam Wing-Rhythm Emotion ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: EVERYTHING IS MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! MMMMIIIIINNNNNEEEE! BWAHAHAHAHA! * reads a note handed to her by a shipload of lawyers* Wait…no…I apparently don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Gundam Wing, or anything else mentioned except my character Kuria and if I say I do they'll sue the pants off me. But I like my pants…;.; (Note: I wrote this a while back…I felt like posting the older chapters on MM.org because I could. They get better. Or so I'm told. O.o)

Kuria: WELCOME EVERYONE TO MY YU-GI-OH SING ALONG! BWAHAHAHAHA LET THE TORTURE CONTINUE!

Yugi: Torture? *sniffle *

Yami: Don't worry, Aibou. The authoress can't be that bad if ~I'm~ her favorite character.

Yugi: -.-

Kaiba: They better be paying me for this.

Kuria: You'll be paid in the joy you get from being able to sing for the masses.

Kaiba: -.- I mean in cash.

Kuria: In that case, you get squat because the authoress spent her last 12 bucks buying all her brother's Gundam Wing mangas from him!

Me: WOOT! GO QUATRE! *reading *

Wufei: *crawls out of nowhere * RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! *sees Kuria * O.O WUFEI GOOD BOY! I DON'T WANT TO BE A PASTEL DINO AGAIN!

All: O.O PASTEL DINOS?!?

Kuria: ^^ Yup! Fancy LaLa song! Pogu and Mogu costumes!

Ryou: Oh dear.

Bakura: YOU EVEN GET NEAR ME WITH ANY TYPE OF STUPID GIRLY COSTUME I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD YOU'LL GO FLYING BACK INTO YOUR OTHER STUPID FANFICTIONS! *mutters something about stupid mortal fangirls *

Jounouchi: Uh…..who was that guy anyways?

Kuria: That was Wufei from Gundam Wing and a special little guest on my Gundam Wing sing along on FF.net! Say hi Wufei!

Wufei: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Kuria: -.- Yeah. I suppose we can take that as a hello.

Honda: I'm getting pretty scared around now.

Yugi: I WANT MY TEDDY!

Kaiba: You mentioned this was a sing along, correct?

Kuria: Yuppers!

Kaiba: THEN LET'S GET IT OVER WITH! I ~AM~ running a company, you know.

Mokuba: My onii-chan is sooo cool!

Kuria: Awww, Moku-kun is sooo kawaii….

Mokuba: ^-^

Anzu: OH! I WANT A COSTUME THAT'S SHINNY AND PRETTY AND WORTHY OF MY BEAUTY!

Kuria: *evil grin * Alrighty! SPECIAL EFFECTS GUY!

Special Effects Guy: >.- My contract was for only ONE INSANE FANFICTION. This, if my adding skills are correct, is two.

Kuria: *counting on fingers * One…two…You'd be right. But I have Frying Pans of JUSTICE.

Special Effects Guy: O.O OKAY! *pushes a button *

~Poof ~

Anzu: *in a donkey outfit * I said an outfit WORTHY OF MY BEAUTY!

All: IT IS!

Anzu: *sniff * I THOUGHT you were my FRIENDS!

All: Nope.

Kuria: *sighs and looks around * I'm the only chick around here…

Anzu: HELLO? I'm right here! I'm a chick!

Kuria: No you aren't.

Anzu: Are too.

Kuria: ARE NOT!

Yami: Wanna go get something to eat?

Anzu: ARE TOO!

Jounouchi: But what about those two?

Kuria: ARE NOT!

Yami: Kuria's stubborn. And Anzu's an idiot. This will take a while.

Anzu: ARE TOO!

Jounouchi: Good point. Lunch is on Kaiba.

Kuria: ARE NOT!

Kaiba: -.-

~2 Hours Later~

Kuria: ARE NOT!

Anzu: ARE TOO!

Honda: *sipping on soda * They're still at it?

Kuria: ARE NOT!

Yami: *slurp * Told ya.

Anzu: ARE TOO!

Mokuba: Go Kuria!

Kuria: ARE NOT! Awww, you're so kawaii, Mokuba!

Jounouchi: *has a hamburger * Hey, at least I got lunch! ^^

Anzu: ARE TOO!

Kaiba: You owe me, inu.

Kuria: ARE NOT!

Jounouchi: STOP CALLING ME A DOG!

Anzu: ARE TOO!

Kuria: ARE NOT TIMES INFINITY!

Anzu: …DANG!

Yugi: Finally.

Bakura: Those stupid mortals were getting on my nerves. I wish I had Malik's knife around now.

Ryou: -.-

Kuria: ^^ Anyways, because I said so, we shall start the song!

Kaiba: About time. May I remind you about my COMPANY? That I am RUNNING?

Kuria: SPECIAL EFFECTS GUY!

Special Effects Guy: *sigh * What NOW? *was eating a doughnut *

Kuria: COSTUME CHANGE!

Special Effects Guy: *heavy sigh * Fine. *mutters about `special' fangirls *

~POOF~

Kaiba: How can POOF be the only stupid sound used in this fan fiction? AND WHAT IS WITH THE SPANDX? *is Heero *

Kuria: The Authoress has .63 cents left. That's the best she can do. *is Hilde * (*waves* Hi Hilde-chan! Hi Rema-chan! ^^)

Me: BUT I LIKE THE GUNDAM MANGAS I BOUGHT!

Yami: *falls over laughing at Kaiba * YOU…SPANDX? *snort *

Kaiba: Look who's talking, Fruit-In-Pink.

Yami: *looks down * CRUD! WHAT'S WITH THE PINK AND PURPLE? *is Quatre *

Kuria: ^^ Quatre wears pink and purple. And he looks kawaii in it.

Ryou: Why has my hair gone all funny? It's rather pointy. And hides my face. *is Trowa*

Bakura: WHAT THE %$#@ IS WITH THIS STUPID OUTFIT? I AM NOT A %$#@*&# CLOWN! *is Trowa in his clown outfit-thingy *

Kuria: ^^;;; Don't ask and preserve what little sanity you have left.

Bakura: AND WHAT IS WITH THE %$@& POUND SIGNS?

Kuria: I don't allow cussing in my fics because I'm special that way.

Bakura: &%$@!

Mokuba: Cool! My hair is braided and stuff! *is Duo *

Kuria: Well, you had the long hair to do it.

Anzu: WHAT'S WITH THESE PANTS? THEY'RE TALL AND RIDE UP MY BUTT! *is Wufei *

All: *nasty visual * *shivers *

Kuria: I told you you were are guy.

Anzu: >.<

Honda: What's with the freaky uniform? *is Nameless Disposable Oz Soldier #1 *

Jounouchi: Yeah, what gives? The hats are freaky! *is Nameless Disposable Oz Soldier #2 *

Kaiba: *sees the `Disposable' part on Jounouchi's name and grins * Mission accepted. *gets out a gun from nowhere *

Jounouchi: …What are you doing with that, Kaiba old buddy old pal?

Kaiba: I will destroy Oz! *chases around Jounouchi with the gun *

Jounouchi: WAAAAAHHHH!

Yugi: *is a horizontally challenged Treize *…What's with all the roses?

Kuria: …ON WITH THE SONG!

~Rhythm Emotion~

Kuria: I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion" The beat of my heart reaches out to you, so far away!

Jounouchi: It's OK if I get hurt.

Kaiba: *points gun *

Jounouchi: NOT OK ANYMORE! *gets chased around again *

Yami: I want to live passionately and intensely without turning my eyes away.

Mokuba: Because it was you who gave me the strength to never give up, I want to embrace you.

Kuria: AWWW, HE'S SO KAWAII!

Mokuba: ^-^

All: I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"

Mistakes and pain

lead us to a brilliant, momentary light.

I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"

The beat of my heart

Reaches out to you, so far away….

~Fin~