Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Snakes and Sugar ❯ The Fun Begins ( Chapter 1 )

Snakes and Sugar

Chapter 1-The Fun Begins!

Disclaimer: I own Ryou, my favorite character, assistant, and GREAT friend!

Ryou: No, you don't.

Ignea: Yes, I do, Ryou!

(Ryou takes soda from Ignea)

Ryou: Tell them the rest.

Slaer(out of nowhere):Or we'll get in trouble and hafta pay lotsa dough.

Ignea: All right, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Snakes and Ladders! Please read, mortals! And no flames

All:ENJOY!

Narrator:We start out in Ignea's volcano in sunny Hawaii, where a surprise birthday party is being held for Téa. Let's look in on what they're doing…

Joey (sees baby picture of Ignea on wall):Whoa, Ignea, that's YOU? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tristan (to Téa)I told him eating four pieces of cake was a bad idea.

Téa: But you ate five.

Tristan: BURP! C'mon, Joey, let's go jump on the couch!

(Joey and Tristan run into living room laughing)

Ignea: ARRRGH! I am SOOOO angry! I was a cute baby and I just bought that couch!

Slaer: And when she's angry…

Ignea: I NEED SUGAR! (swallows whole bag of sugar)

Slaer and Bakura: Oh, no.

Ryou: WE'RE DOOMED!

Ignea: Here, everybody! Have some candy, cookies, and more cake! Have some Kool-Aid (which I don't own), and drink down the lemonade! HAVE SOME SUGAR! White, brown, powdered, the world is granulated!

Yugi: Mmm…sugar.

Yami: It's…so…tempting…

Joey (from couch)DIG IN!!!

(Everybody except Téa starts stuffing their faces)

Téa: NO, guys, DON'T!

Yugi: COME ON! (Stuffs cake into Téa's mouth)

(Now EVERYBODY is feasting)

Tristan: I GET THE CHOCOLATE COVERED ANTS!!!

Joey: THEY'RE MINE, YOU BAKASAURUS!!!

Narrator: Eventually Ignea stood up.

Ignea: I have something to say!

Bakura: Now what?

Ignea: I'M STILL ANGRY!