Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Sneeze ❯ Sneeze ( Chapter 1 )

Sneeze by: Angela (orangeaura868)

"Yami?" Ryou called out. The tri-color haired boy turned around from behind the counter to face Ryou.

"Yes, Ryou?" He answered. The silver haired hikari had his hand to his nose and his voice sounded oddly…odd.

"It feels like I'm gonna sneeze…but I'm not sneezing." Ryou answered in his funny little voice caused by his malfunctioning nose.

Instead of looking at him as if he had a mental condition…Yami looked considerably nervous and …tense. He laughed his rich laugh…nervously and inquired further.

"Ah…heh …and what would that feel like?" Ryou turned to face him and he looked at him oddly but immediately dismissed the weird laughter and unstrung behavior as some summer fever…which he later dismissed as not being important at all.

"Well…dere's dis weird pressure ant itz builting up in may nose and I feel like shneezing but I can't. Itz really freakish and ish very peculiar."

"Oh...a…really?" Yami asked still in his nervous behavior. This time Ryou did not dismiss it and lowered his hand from his nose to question him.

"Are you all righd Ami?"

"Uh…yes…yes of course I am. Whatever made you think otherwise?" He leaned his arm on the counter as casually as possible but slipped and fell over landing flat on his bottom.

Needless to say Ryou's yami was looking on in frenzied delight as the pharaoh made a fool out of himself.

"You sheem…tense." Ryou answered in his new voice that would have all the fangirls going `awwwww.' (That's your que!)

"NO! I mean…no…I'm not." He wasn't very convincing seeing that he was biting his lip and twiddling his fingers neurotically.

"Well…fine, but you know how they say when you sneeze that someone's talking about you?" Yami's eyes widened in horror…was he going to be found out? His koi…Yuugi…he was…busy and had asked Yami to occupy Ryou.

"Uh…no…I mean…yes…I mean…sure…yeah I do."

"Good…cause I think someone's taking way to long trying to talk about me then." Ryou laughed at his seemingly impossible explanation for the funky feeling in his noise that told him it was a sneeze…that wasn't. Little did he know how right on track he was.

Yami laughed along as well, or course, nervously…and Bakura was laughing up a riot in his soul room watching through Ryou's eyes the almighty Pharaoh try and keep his cover. Yami was thinking of whether or not to expose Yuugi.

While all of this was taking place in the Kame Game Shop…Yuugi was with the gang at the mall contemplating whether or not to tell them about what he discovered about Ryou while visiting a while back. He had already told Yami…but that had blended in nicely with Ryou's cold. Now he was thinking of telling everyone else…but the words simply weren't coming.

He opened and closed his mouth several times before finally saying something.

"Guys? It feels like a sneeze is coming on…but I'm not sneezing."

***Owari***

A/N: This is a piece of nothing that I wrote because I felt it…and then soon enough I got this idea. Sorry for the extremely OOC Yami…but I think I made up for it with the oh-so-cute Ryou and his cute little voice. I'm thinking of a useless sequel focusing on Ryou's little secret…problem is I don't have a single idea to what his secret might be. Review and tell me some!

Hope you enjoyed this absolutely pointless fic that I wrote for the sake of writing it…it was silly…I know.