Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ So you want to annoy the cast.. ❯ More madness..beware.. ( Chapter 2 )

Kitty Kat: And another session of annoying things! First of all, thank you for all the reviews! And no..I don't want to smoke..I've got a self-high thing going on..yea...-snickers- Anyway the Maliks and Bakuras in this one too...plus some Pegasus...and of course.everyone's favorite darkness -pets Yami-

Yami: HEY! JOU IS OVER THERE!

Kitty Kat:: @_@

Jou: THATS MEAN YOU POOPIE HEAD!!

Everyone: -sweatdrop- Poopie head...?

KittyKat: And on the list...yea..

Malik Ishtar:

1) Put weird highlights in his hair

2) Steal his millennium rod, dip in it..er..chocolate?

3) Poke him with his rod

4) Knock him over the head with his rod

5) Yell out: "MALIK SHINES HIS ROD EVERYNIGHT BEFORE HE GOES TO SLEEP!!"

6) Slap him on the ass everytime he wears those all too sexy pants (read the manga..he looks deeeaaaaddddd sexay)

7) Chase him like a crazed fan.

8) Call him Maliky

9) Call him A CANDY BAR!!

10) Call him MALIKY-WAY!

Yami Malik:

1) Ask him why he is the spirit of the rod.

2) Ask him why he even WANTS a rod.

3) Remind him that it was SETO'S rod to begin with

4) Ask him why he needs to steal a rod to get one.

5) Ask all the above questions in an annoying innocent manner

6) Run up to him and yell "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS AN EYE ON YOUR FOREHEAD!?!"

7) Call him Hiei from Yu Yu Hakasho

8) Call him a cyclopse

Ryou Bakura:

1) Take his millennium ring

2) Tell him his Yami is dating..er..Anzu

3) Try to brush his hair!

4) Nothing else..I love him to much.

Yami Bakura:

1)Take his millennium ring.

2) Use the ring in a ring toss at six flags, loose, and just tell him tough luck.

3) Switch his ring for a donut on a string

4) Melt the ring down into lots of ..er..lil ringlettes..yea..x_x

5) Go back in time, put alarms on all the tombs, then laugh at him when he gets caught in alarm.

6) Scratch off the fake gold paint on it!

7.) Steal his eyeliner.

Pegasus:

1) Take his eye.

2) Take his OTHER eye..then go "oops" and try to put it back in his head.

3) Say that Funny Bunny died.

4) Call him a flying horsey!

5) Call him Maxy Peggy

Yami Yugi:

1) Bust out singing "The song that never ends" right in the middle of a duel

2) Ask him if he needs to use the little duelists room before the match

3) Turn Yugi into a duel monsters card and use it to destroy Yami's monsters...er..yea..@.@

4) Throw Anzu plushies at him

5) Ask him why he stutters to much in the opening theme.

Yugi Moto:

1) Throw MORE AND MORE ANZU PLUSHIES! BWUHAHAHAHA!

2) Dress him in a dress and go: "You look so cute!"

3) Call him Yugita

4) Huggle him like he's a little twelve year old kid who is really really cute ^___^

5) Say he looks really kawaii (no..its not THAT annoying..but most people get bothered after a while)

KittyKat: THATS ALL FOR NOW! Wait for my dimented mind to rebot. Got ideas? Send them..I give you credit! ^^ -huggles and runs- Ja ne