Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Something Smells Fishy ❯ A Fishing We Will Go! ( Chapter 1 )

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Darkhope: Hey Hey! Wassup everyone? (smile) Okay I'm new here at MediaMiner, but I am at Fanfiction.net! It's being really evil so I'm gunna try this!

Malik: YOUR BACK!?

Darkhope: Yup yuppers! With a new Fict too!

Malik: I can see that.......

Darkhope: Great......well I came up with an idea for a new fict so I decided to write it!

Malik: Lets hope it’s a little bit better then your other ones.....-_-"""

Darkhope: Gee......thanks Malik......-______-"""

Malik: Welcome! (smile)

Darkhope: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And Mai is the same age as everyone else okay? This takes place right after Battle City! Yami, Bakura, and Marik all have their own bodies now.

Malik= nice one

Marik= evil one

Pairings:

Joey/Mai

Seto/Serenity

Yami/Tea or Bakura/Tea..........

I might change that, I was thinking about Ryou/Tea, what do you guys think? Its probably gunna be either, Yami/Tea or Ryou/Tea, I have Bakura paired with her in my other fics, so I wanna do something different for a change....Those ficts are on Fanfiction.net!!!!

Now on with the story! Enjoy!

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Something Smells Fishy

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Chapter 1: A Fishing we will go!


It was just a normal day in Domino.....well actually......IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, AND NOW SUMMER VACATION!!!!


School bell: RIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! (cheers and runs out of the school like mad men)

Yugi: YEA! SCHOOLS OVER WITH UNTIL NEXT YEAR! (smile)

Joey: DANK DA LORD! I couldn't stand another day in Mrs. Zoocage's, math class......

Tea: I don't think Mrs. Zoocage could stand another day with you in her math class either, Joey..... -_-""

Tristan: Why, Joey? Just because she almost failed you? Got you ISS 4 times? Gave you detention so many times I lost track at 56? Or-

Joey: (kicks him) SHUT UP!! I PASSED OKAY!?

Tristan: X_x""""

Ryou: Boy Joey....you must have really hated her.....

Joey: NO SHIT! SHE WAS A (BEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP)!!!!!!!!!

Tea: Actually Joey.....I thought she was nice........

Joey: Dat’s your opinion.........

Mai: I thought she was nice too......

Joey: Dat’s cause you were like her teachers pet.....she actually liked you.....SHE HATED ME!

Mai: I WASN'T HER TEACHER'S PET JOEY WHEELER! Well yeah she did like me alot......and yeah.......she hated you........

Joey: (sigh)

Mrs. Zoocage: (walks by them all) Why hello everyone! (looks at Joey then glares) [A/N: Mrs. Zoocage will appear again! But it will be funny, don't worry! (wink)]

Joey: (glares back)

Mai: (nudges him) Hey Mrs. Zoocage!

Joey: ACK! Mai!

Mrs. Zoocage: Why hello Mai. Why are you hanging around with them? (looks at Yugi and co.) A smart girl like you shouldn't be talk talking to a troublemaker like Joseph Wheeler...

Mai: (blush) Ummmmm......

Joey: WHAT!? HEY! WHY I-(is stopped by Tristan covering his mouth)

Tristan: Please excuse my dear friend's behavior.....he has no manners.......

Joey: O_O""" TRISTAN! (punches him in the gut)

Tristan: X_X"""""""""""" """

Mrs. Zoocage: Yes I know that......(whispers to Mai) I don't know what you see in Joseph.....

Mai: *blushes as red as a cherry* You know that I like him? (whispers back and is shocked)

Mrs. Zoocage: Yeah, most girls in the school like him so I figured you did too, I still I don't know what anyone sees in him.....

Mai: Well you don't know what happened in Duelist Kingdom, and in Battle City!

Mrs. Zoocage: (can't think of a comeback) I better be going now, see you next year Mai. (walks away) 'Maybe even sooner...'

Mai: Bye.....

Joey: Bitch..... (A/N: HE MEANS MRS. ZOOCAGE! NOT MAI!)

Everyone: --_--'

Yugi: So guys, what do you wanna do for summer vacation? I was thinking that we could all get together.

Tea: I heard that there was a really nice boat we could rent! Lets go on a fishing trip!

Yugi: SURE!

Joey: ALRIGHT!

Ryou: It will be a blast! (says in his British accent)

Everyone: (stares)

Ryou: (blush)

Mai: Okay lets go!

Tristan: YEAH! And we could bring Serenity too! (drool)

Joey: (death glare) Tristan.......

Tristan: (gulp)

Mai: You know boats can be very romantic! I really hope there's a really cute blonde boy there that I can spend time with. (daydreams)

Joey: -_-""" So what? Am I not cute or someding?

Mai: Oh Joseph, don't take that the wrong way, of course you're cute! (wink)

Joey: (BLUSH)

Everyone: (smirk)

Joey: (glare) DO YOU MIND!?

Everyone: No not really....

Joey: Figures....... -________-""""

Yugi: So Tea? Where can we rent that boat you were talking about?

Tea: Ummm.....Kaiba......

Everyone: KAIBA!?!?!?!??!?!

Tea: Yes...

Joey: YA GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME!

Tea: No.

Joey: Stupid Kaiba.....I hate dat jerk.......

Yugi: Great.......ummm....so when do we talk to Kaiba about that boat?

Tea: Now?

Everyone: NOW!?!?! WHY!?!??!

Tea: Why not?

Everyone: I don't know.....

Tea: (falls over)

So then they all rush over to Kaiba corp.

At the Kaiba mansion.....

Seto: (in his lab typing on his laptop)

Mokuba: (somewhere) (A/N: O_O""""")

Outside the mansion.

Tristan: So whose gunna ring the bell?

Tea: Ummm, how about someone that Kaiba hates?

Yugi: He hates all of us......

Tea: Oh yeah....(sweatdrops)

Tristan: I VOTE JOEY!

Everyone else: (agrees)

Joey: WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ME!?!?!

Mai: Because you’re the one he probably hates the most out of us.

Joey: I should have know..... -__-'

Mai: Yes you should have....

Joey: Fine fine, I'll ring the damn doorbell! (rings the damn doorbell)

In the mansion.

Seto's Computer: WARNING! 10 MINUTES TO EXPLOSION!

Seto: BLASTED IT! (hears the doorbell ring) NOW WHO THE HELL COULD THAT BE?!

Kaiba then answers the door.

Seto: WHAT!?

Joey: Gee Kaiba, you’re a REAL gentleman.... -_-""

Seto: What do you want mutt....? (sounding rather pissed off)

Joey: Ummmm.....Tea has something ta ask ya! (hides behind Tea)

Tea: (blush) WHAT!?!? JOEY!!!

Seto: HURRY UP! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! Actually I only have 10 minutes since the mansion is about to explode.......

Everyone: O__________________________________O''''''''''''''''''''''''

Seto: Heh......it's no biggie.....I could build another one!

Everyone: --'

Seto: So.....WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?!?

Tea: Ummm....we wanted to know if we could rent a boat from you, see we are going fishing tomorrow.....

Seto: Oh you mean my boat that is for rent?

Joey: SHE JUST SAID DAT LAME BRAIN!

Seto: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Joey: MAKE ME!

Tea: (AHEM!)

Joey and Seto: (looks at Tea)

Tea: Yes Kaiba....the boat you have for rent......so can we rent it out for tomorrow?

Seto: I don't see why not, but when you return it, it better be in good shape!!!!

Tea: That's no problem, since you're gunna watch it, because you're coming with us!!! (smile)

Joey: O______________________________________________O""""&qu ot;"""""""""""" """"""""""""&qu ot; WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone else except Kaiba and Tea: HE IS!?!?!

Seto: I AM!?!??!

Tea: YUP! (nod)

Seto: WHY THE FUCK AM I COMING?!!?!

Tea: Because we need someone to drive the boat....

Seto: That's no problem....I'll just call someone to drive it. (calls SOMEONE) There. Someone will drive it.

Tea: You're still coming!

Seto: --'

Yugi: Okay so that's settled. We will all meet up at the lake tomorrow, and then set off for our DAY OF FUN!

Everyone: (stares at Yugi)

Yugi: (blush) That's not what I mean...

Tea: YUGI! BAD! STOP THINKING BAD PERVERTED THINGS!

Yugi: I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

Seto: It was you people who were thinking the bad thoughts, not the midget.

Yugi: I AM NO MIDGET!

Seto: Heh. Keep dreaming.

Yugi: HMPH!

Duke: (comes out of nowhere) CAN I COME!?

Everyone: DUKE!?!??!

Tristan and Joey: NO WAY!!!!!!

Tea: Sure.

Ryou: Okay.

Mai: Sounds good to me.

Kaiba: Fine...but stay the hell away from me.

Duke: Thanks! CAN WE INVITE SERENITY!

Joey: YOU'RE REALLY PUSHIN' IT! (pissed)

Tristan: CAN WE!?

Everyone: (falls over)

Seto: Serenity.... (blush)

Joey: ¬¬' Excuse me, Kaiba?

Seto: You're excused, mutt. (smirk) Or better yet, not excused.

Joey: --' Go screw yourself.

Seto: No. I would rather screw your sister. (covers mouth)

Joey: (fumes) WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!??!?!

Everyone: (sweatdrops)

Tristan and Duke: NO WAY, KAIBA! THAT'S MY JOB! (look at each other) YOUR GROSS!

Joey: Wtf? TRISTAN!? WHAT DA HELL!?

Tea: Ummm..okay so who else are we going to invite?

Ryou: Well we have to invite Bakura...he would be really mad at me if we didn't invite him....

Everyone imagines what it would be like if Bakura wasn't invited.

Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHA! NOW THAT MY STUPID AIBOU IS AWAY I CAN FINALLY TAKE CONTROL OF THE MILLENIUM RING! FOOLISH MORTALS! I WILL RULE THE EARTH AND HAVE SO MUCH POWER! NOW HE WILL PAY THE PRICE FOR NOT INVITING ME TO THE FISHING TRIP! MWHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!

Back to normal.

Everyone: (sweatdrops)

Ryou: Well I better get home and tell him! Bye! (waves)

Everyone: Bye!

Tea: (waves back) Bye Ryou! See you tomorrow! (smile)

Everymone: (stares at Tea)

Tea: WHAT!? HE'S MY FRIEND!

Yugi: I better get home and tell Yami. I just remembered I have to show him how to use the toilet, see he has accidents in his bed every night.

Everyone: OO""

Yugi: Bye! (waves)

Everyone: Bye Yugi!

Joey: I gotta tell Serenity... (glares at Duke, Tristan, and Kaiba)

Seto: You do that, mutt.

Joey: Don't even start, moneybags.

Mai: We should all be going! (links her arm with Joey's) Come on! I have to give Serenity a make-over! She has 3 men after her! (smile)

Joey: OO" Who said you could come with me!? AND 3 MEN?!?!?!

Seto, Tristan, and Duke: (death glaring each other)

Mai: (glare)

Joey: (gulp) OKAY OKAY!

Well everyone is home and getting ready and all that.... The Next Day.

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At The Lake.

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Yami: I SMELL FISH!

Everyone: (falls over)

Yugi: DUH!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD SMELL LIKE FISH!

Yami: I hate that smell...

Bakura: WE ARE GOING FISHING YOU DAMN PHARAOH!

Yami: LISTEN TOMB ROBBER, IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL ME "DAMN PHARAOH" YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! I RESENT THAT! YOU SHALL CALL ME "PHARAOH" NOT "DAMN PHARAOH"!!!!

Bakura: Go fuck your mama.

Yami: She died... (sniff)

Everyone: (sweatdrops)

Malik: You mean you would fuck you're mom?

Everyone: MALIK!?!?!

Marik: (AHEM!!!)

Everyone: OO" MARIK?!?!?!?

Isis: HELLO!??!

Everyone: Hey Isis! (smile)
Malik and Marik: (fall over)

Joey: WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' HERE!? (referring to Malik and Marik)

Yugi: I invited them...

Everyone except Malik, Marik, and Isis: WHY?!?!?!

Isis: (shrugs) Don't worry, I told them I would take away the Millenium rod if they didn't behave.

Malik and Marik: NOT FAIR!!!!

Everyone: (sighs)

Tea: Hey Kaiba? You said someone will be driving the boat. Who?

Seto: (sweatdrops)

Serenity: Seto?

Seto: Hi Serenity. (blush)

Joey: ¬¬

Voice: Okay everyone! Get in the boat and we can get this fishing trip started!

Joey: (ears perk up) I KNOW DAT VOICE!

Voice 2: OF COURSE YOU DO JOEY-BOY!

Everyone: OO"

Tea: Oh no...

Yami: IT CAN'T BE!!!!

Bakura: PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T TRUE!

Pegasus: Hehehe. I will be helping out on the boat, but this is the driver! (points to a women)

Voice: Hello Girls and Boys! And Joseph...

Everyone: OO"

Tristan: It's-It's-It's-

Joey: MRS. ZOOCAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Darkhope: MWHAHAHAHA! I'm making them suffer!

Joey: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU KNOW I HATE DAT TEACHER!

Darkhope: Yup! (smile)

Joey: --'

Darkhope: Did you guys like it? Maybe I'll continue! Review!!!