Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Star Trek Yugiprise ❯ The Merge ( Chapter 2 )

Heya people! Sorry it took me so long to get the next chapter up, it's just hard to balance three fan fictions when you can only go on to type them up on two days of the week. But, I'm baaackk!!!

To those wonderful people who reviewed!:

To Foxboy- Thank a LOT for reviewing! It really means a lot to me. Also, I was going to make Joey something else, but I'll make him what you want him to be, but, well you'll see. With Tea, I'm sorry she's already got a spot in the fan fiction, plus I don't really want to bash her. Thanks for reviewing! ^_^

To Rowan Girl- I hope I spelled it right. . . . Well, thanks sooo much for reviewing! ^_^ I really appreciate it. To answer you question. Ryou is Bakura, and Bakura is Yami Bakura, okay? Sorry, but I get lazy and don't want to type Yami Bakura, 'cause then you have to type Yami Yugi. . . Well, anyho, thanks soooo much for reviewing!!!!!

To AMK- Thanks sooo much for being the first one to review! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, and yeah, for the lazer guns 'kill' is milk and 'stun' is chocolate. I know, I didn't hint to much for the chocolate thing, but it'll come in later. Like I said this just one big joke fan fiction! Nothing is serious! Not even the plot! Also, you're in this chapter. Hope I portrayed you alright, even though you weren't in it much. . . . Thanks for reviewing! ^_^

To InsaneAuthoress- Thanks!! ^_^ I'm sorry that you aren't in the first few chapters, but you'll be in the next! I promise! I tried to make it seem as if Yugi wasn't the 'creature', but it's kind of hard to find out a way to describe 'spikes coming out of the head'. Heh, heh, heh. Thanks soooo much!!!

To Momma Cat- Sorry that I didn't tell you about it. I wasn't expecting to upload it so soon. >_< Well, anyho, thanks for reviewing! And, I hope I did alright portraying you and all in this chapter. Also! I'm soooo sorry! I made it a little bit of you/Kaiba! I can't believe that! I PROMISE that the next chapter wont have you/Kaiba and will have instead you/Joey. ^_^ Thanks for reviewing!

I think that's all, so I'M REALLY SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYONE!!!!!!!!!

Well, thanks sooooo much and I hope you enjoy this chapter! Okay, I REALLY hope you enjoy. One more thing! I suck at doing Joey's New York accent, but I tried all the same. So PLEASE don't mind the horrible mess of words that are supposed to resemble a New York accent!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Star Trek, any of the lazer guns, equipment or Star Ships. I don't own Diana or AMK, they own themselves, and I don't own McDonald. But I do own this keyboard. . . Wait, my mom owns the keyboard!! I don't own anything!!!!!!! Wahhh!!

Enjoy!

Chapter two: The merge

Yugi steered the glued on steering wheel in the right direction humming to himself. Every once in a while he would make a sharp turn when Pegasus wasn't looking, but he would always turn the steering wheel back.

"We're almost there," Pegasus stated. "You should try out their Red Whine, Yugi-boy. They have the best!"

There was a sudden flash of light as another ship appeared beside their ship. It was a lot bigger then their's and was shaped as a sideways heart.

The screen, showing space, flickered, and a girl appeared. She had short brown hair and blue eyes and was wearing a red skirt with a black top.

"Who are you?" Pegasus asked.

The girl smiled. "My name is Tea. I assume you were the other ship that was supposed to head back by order of the High Commander."

"What do you know?" Pegasus asked sitting down in his chair. "Do you know why we were called back?"

"It's a secret," Tea said with a small grin. "I'll never tell."

"Dat's 'cause you don' know," a boy with blond hair and blue eyes stated. "Dere's no reason to keep 'em in suspense if you don' know eiter."

"Joey!" Tea cried glaring at the boy. "You weren't supposed to say anything. Now you ruined my fun." She crossed her arms and pouted.

A white haired boy looked up. He had chocolate brown eyes and was wearing an outfit similar to Bakura's. "But it wasn't nice."

Tea stuck her tongue out at the boy. "You're to nice, Ryou." She turned her attention back to Pegasus. "So, I assume you don't know anything either?"

"Nope," Pegasus stated.

There was yet another flash, and shuttle pod came into view. It was all rusty and had a few dents in it, but was still moving all the same.

"What's that?" Tea asked.

Another person appeared in the window, next to Tea. The boy had yellow white hair, purple eyes and tan skin. He was wearing a whole bunch of jewelry, a purple top and black pants. "Greetings puny mortals. I am captain of this mighty ship!"

Everyone started at the boy blankly.

"What?" He asked confused.

They couldn't hold it in any longer. Everyone except Ryou bursted out laughing at the sight in front of them.

"Did I put on to much mascara on again?" The boy demanded.

"What's your name?" Tea howled.

"Marik."

"So, Marik, what happened to your so called 'mighty ship'?" Tea asked still laughing with everyone else.

Marik's face went red. "It's none of your business. Besides, I'm here on an important mission."

"Really?" Yugi asked curiously.

"Yes," Marik said. "I've been called back by the High Commander to aid two ships in an important mission."

"You know why we were called?" Ryou asked,.

"As a matter of fact, yes," Marik replied.

"Tell us!" Tea cried.

"No."

"Tell us, or we'll see how much your so called 'ship' can endure against lazers," Joey stated, finger over the red button that would insure Marik's doom.

"Fine!" Marik said putting his hands up in defeat. "I know nothing why he called me. He just said I was to aid two ships in an important mission."

Tea sighed. "I was deceived by my own joke."

"Yeah, that's pretty bad," Joey stated.

"Be quite Joseph!"

"Yes ma'am."

"We'll find out when we get there," Pegasus stated making himself more red whine. "In the mean time, we can focus on getting there."

Kaiba stomped down the hall fuming. He couldn't believe that bastard would do such a thing. Then again, Bakura did hate Kaiba, and would do anything to upset him, even if it meant letting a prisoner go.

"Hey Kaiba-boy," Bakura's taunting voice said. "Who are you looking for? Could it be me?"

Kaiba turned around and faced Bakura. "I. . Am. . Going. . To. . Kill YOU!" He charged at Bakura fists raised.

Bakura was taken back and stumbled right through the wall.

Kaiba's fists hit the wall with a 'clunck'. "Damn! Damn you Bakura." He flexed his hurt hand and glared at the wall.

"Oh, Kaiba-boy," Pegasus sang. "We're here!"

Kaiba paused. "Here? Already? Fine." He ran off toward Pegasus, hoping that Bakura was in space and couldn't breathe.

The High Commanders place was big and full of people. Everywhere anyone looked, floods of people went by.

"Here it is," Tea stated in front of the door to the High Commanders office, everyone behind her. "Ready?"

They all nodded at Tea before heading in after she had opened the door to the High Commanders office. It was big. On the walls were tons of plaques saying 'Best High Commander'. At the end of the office was a chair with someone in it.

"So, lets get down to business," the High Commander said turning around in his chair so he could face the new comers. "Please, have a seat."

Both of the crews looked at each other, then at the only three chairs. There was a mad scramble to the chairs, but only Yugi, Tea and Pegasus made it. The rest just grumbled and sat on the floor.

"We've been informed that there's a weapon of mass destruction," the High Commander stated. "This weapon could destroy whole worlds if it is used. Your mission is to find this weapon and stop it from unleashing it's great power."

"Who contacted you?" Tea asked trying to elicit more information.

"I don't know," the High Commander said stroking his Mohawk. "He just told me that someone would be sent in a shuttle pod that would know where to find this weapon."

Pegasus's crew looked at Yugi.

"You shall head toward the Galaxy Do-do," the High Commander continued. "There, on planet Dung, a new ship, you will travel on, will be waiting for you. Then, you'll receive further information on your task."

Kaiba opened his mouth to say something, but the door behind him swung open relieving a girls figure.

A girl stepped in, hands on her hips. She had pink hair and was wearing black jeans and a T-shirt that said 'Pepsi rulz'. "Tristen, those idiots down there don't know anything! They keep on trying to put beer in the oil tank instead of oil! Plus, they aren't cute."

"Don't call me by my real name," Tristen said with a frown. "All will call me High Commander."

The girl paused as she noticed all the people in front of Tristen. "Wow, are you having another party? With boys this time? Really, I thought you weren't that way. . ."

"Be quite!" Tristen cried trying to get the girl to shut up. A sudden thought came to him, and a grin appeared across his face. "I just had an idea. Diana, you will go with them and be apart of their army."

Diana pointed toward herself. "Me?"

"Yes you," Tristen said. "In fact, you're all assigned to new positions. Now, let see who's going to be assigned to what."

Kaiba growled as he kicked a pebble. "I can't believe that bastard assigned me to be the head of the army! And the only person in the so called 'army' is her!"

"I do have a name," Diana said pouting. "Besides one is better then none." She smiled brightly. "Hey! I rhymed!"

"Great."

Joey grinned at her. "Don' worry, he's jus' like dat."

Diana smiled back at Joey.

"I was assigned to second in command," Tea said humming to herself. "It's a step down from captain, but certainly better then all the rest."

"Oh yeah," Joey stated. "I was assigned ta help da doc an' ta be an engineer!" He crossed his arms. "An' we don' even know who da doc is."

"Greetings."

Everyone jumped and looked at the girl who talked. The girl had long black hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a white skirt, a white sleeveless shirt with a white shawl and a necklace. "I believe that Joey was talking about me now."

"No, I wasn'," Joey said confused.

"Let me introduce myself," the girl said. "My name is Ishizu, and I am the doctor." She turned around and walked toward the ship. "Meet you onboard."

Joey's mouth was open and drool was coming out. "I t'ink dat workin' wit her wont be so bad afta' all."

Diana sighed. "So, where's the ship?"

"It's being worked on," Pegasus said. "Lets get something to eat." He paused. "And drink! Red Whine, here I come" He quickly dashed off to search for his precious Whine.

Kaiba rolled his eyes. "I never thought I would say this, but Tea, I kind of wish that Tristen had made you the captain."

"Hey! Don't leave yet!"

Everyone turned around to see three girls running at them. One of the girls was blond and had purple eyes. She was wearing purple boots, a purple skirt, white sleeveless shirt with a purple sleeveless jacket.

One of the other girls had brown hair and brown eyes. She was wearing blue shorts and a pink top.

The last girl had sandy blond hair and grey eyes. She was wearing a silver tang with black pants.

"Who are you?" Marik asked.

"We are the army," the blond said bluntly. "My name is Mai." She pointed toward the brown haired girl. "Her name is Serenity, and the other girl is AMK."

"Great," Kaiba muttered. "An army of girls."

"Hey! Is there something wrong with that?" AMK asked. "'Cause if you do, you're going to have to answer to me!"

"Don't mind her," Serenity said patting her friends shoulder. "She's just excited that she's going to be apart of a Star Ship."

"So, why are you called AMK?" Yugi asked.

"That's because. . . . NO ONE SHALL KNOW MY NAME!" AMK threw back her head and let out an evil laugh. "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"Sorry, she kind of gets carried away," Serenity stated smiling.

Joey was drooling again. "I'm going to like this crew."

Tea hit Joey n the head with a metal board. "Okay! Lets get something to eat! I'm starving."

It took them a while to figure out where they were going to eat. Each person wanted something different, and it didn't help that they were all unrelenting. After a bit of discussing they finally all agreed to eat at McDonald.

Kaiba and Diana were at the counter deciding what to order while the rest found a table big enough to fit them all.

"We'd like ten fries," Kaiba ordered. "And," he bit his lip, "how about twenty cheese burgers."

The lady behind the counter's eyes widened, wondering how two people could eat that much. "Will that be all for you?"

"Drinks," Diana said pulling Kaiba's sleeve. "Don't forget the drinks!" She paused as her eyes came across another item on the board. "Milkshakes too!"

Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Okay, ten drinks and ten milkshakes. Five chocolate, four vanilla and. . ."

"I don't want vanilla," Diana said continuing to pull Kaiba's sleeve.

"Sorry, three vanilla and two strawberry," Kaiba said. "That's all."

"So," the lady behind the counter said. "Ten fries, twenty cheeseburgers, ten drinks and ten milkshakes, five chocolate, three vanilla and two strawberry."

Kaiba nodded.

"Here's the drinks," the lady said handing Kaiba and Diana ten cups. "Now, that'll be fifty dollars."

Kaiba scowled. "Here's fifty dollars." He gave the lady the money and grabbed half of the cups.

Diana grabbed the rest and headed over the drinks. "So, what do they want?"

"Listen carefully," Kaiba said. "I don't want to repeat it, okay?"

Diana and Kaiba soon came back to the table where everyone was sitting, carrying all the drinks. They quickly gave the cups to everyone, before sitting down.

Tea took a sip of her drink. She paused as if considering something, before spitting her drink out, spraying Mai with it. "OH MY GOSH!! This isn't water!"

Mai grabbed a napkin and whipped her face. "What do you mean honey?"

"This is Coke Cola!" Tea cried. "I WANTED WATER!"

Marik took a swig of his drink before spitting his out as well. "What the hell? This isn't Coke Cola! This is water!"

Marik and Tea slowly turned toward each other. "Here," they both said simultaneously, handing the right drinks to each other.

Diana rubbed the back of her head. "Whoops, I'm sure that's the only one I messed up on."

Everyone looked down at their drinks, expecting the worst.

Kaiba rolled his eyes. "I'm going to head back up there to wait for the food. By." He quickly stalked off disappearing behind the corner.

"I have a great ider!" Joey stated. "To get ta know each oder better, we can tell everyone what our mos' embarrassing story dis."

"I don't know," Serenity stated uneasily.

"Come on!" AMK cried. "Let's go for it!"

"Okay, AMK, you go first," Joey said. "So, what's your mos' embarrassing story?"

AMK paused. "It would have to be when I was going up against a team where we had to sell stuff. And who-ever sold the most stuff won. Well, all I had to do was get this one lady to buy, but I kind of said 'congratulations' because I thought she was pregnant. She really wasn't and she took it really offensive and so she didn't buy anything and we lost because of it!"

"Wow, dat was pretty harsh," Joey stated. "Okay, Marik, what's your mos' embarrassing story?"

"Uh, well," Marik said looking around. "Like some of you know, I showed up on a shuttle pod. Well, er, what really happened to my ship was. . . I kind of blew it up myself."

Everyone stared at him blankly.

"It's not my fault!" Marik cried. "Well, technically it is, isn't it? Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh."

Joey sighed. "Okay, Ryou, how about you?"

Ryou looked down. "Well, I kind of had some friends over this one time to watch a movie. And the movie turned out to be X rated and I couldn't stop the movie because my VCR was broken."

"What's wrong wit' dat?" Joey asked confused why Ryou felt such shame from watching an X rated movie.

Tea hit Joey over the head with metal board. "Boys. I tell you, X rated stuff is all they ever think about."

"Where da hell did dat come from?" Joey cried rubbing his head. "Why do you always seem ta have dat when ya need dit?"

Tea grinned. "That's because I always carry it around for times like these. Now, why don't you, Diana, go next."

Diana turned red. "Well, I kind of like grouping guys." She didn't pay attention that all the guys had scooted away from her. "I kind of saw this really cute guy, so I went up and grouped him."

"What's wrong with that?" AMK asked.

"Well, you see, this really gorgeous guy. . . Wasn't a guy!!!" Diana whipped some tears away from her eyes. "He, or should I say she, was such a cute guy too!"

"She dis defiantly a pervert," Joey stated.

"Well, you're a bigger pervert!" Tea stated.

Joey considered this. "Yeah, I am. Ah, Tea, would you do da pleasure of being da next one to say deir embarrassing story?"

"Fine," Tea stated. "Back when I wasn't a captain of a Star Ship, I was trying to become a ballet dancer. Well, on my big audition where I had to get in, I flubbed up and couldn't get anything right."

"Sorry about that," Diana said comforting Tea. "I'm sure you can get another chance when we're done with this mission."

Tea smiled. "Thanks, now Serenity! You go next."

"Well, I can't really think of anything," Serenity stated.

"Come on!" Marik said. "You have to have some embarrassing story!"

"I guess it was when I fainted in front of everyone I knew," Serenity said. "That was pretty embarrassing. How about you, Yugi?"

Yugi paused. "I don't remember."

"Come on, you can't get away that easily," Marik said.

"Well, actually, yes he can," Kaiba said sitting back down with the food. "He was found in a Shuttle Pod. He doesn't really remember anything."

"Oh." A sly grin came across Joey's face. He turned toward Kaiba who was handing out the food with a French Fry in his mouth. "What's your most embarrassing story?"

"I don't have one."

"Come on, you have to have one," Marik stated.

"No."

"Please tell us?"

"No."

Everyone was now in front of Kaiba begging him to tell them what his embarrassing story was, but they just couldn't get it out of him.

"Dats to bad," Joey said with a frown.

"Why don't you tell yours?" Kaiba said. "After all, you should tell everyone since you are the one that came up with it."

Joey frowned. "I'll tell if you tell."

"Fine, it's a deal."

"Okay, back when I wasn' on da Star Ship I went on dis ride wit my friends," Joey said. "Dit's called 'Dit's Da Small World'. Remember dat one? Well, I kinda got motion sickness and threw up."

"You threw up on It's A Small World?" AMK exclaimed.

"Yeah, now Kaiba, dit's your turn."

"Fine," Kaiba said. "I was taking this test to get on the Star Ship. The test was you had to hit the targets with a lazer gun. I ended up shooting the person who was deciding who was going on with the lazer gun. Better?"

Joey grinned. "Yeah, defiantly better."

A drunk Pegasus wobbled up to the group. "We're getting ready to go. We're leaving really soon, don't want to be left behind now do we." He quckly wobbled off humming a strange tune to himself.

All of them paused before grabbing the rest of their food and running off toward the ship. No on wanted to be left behind. Once in, they quickly went to their stations.

"Ready for take off," Pegasus stated.

The ship slowly got off the ground and slowly headed toward the wall that leaded into space.

"Go to Warp Three," Pegasus ordered.

The ship immediately burst forward going right threw the wall. Debris flew everywhere as the imprint of the ship was formed.

Tea cringed. "That's going to leave an imprint. Are you sure that's alright to do? I mean, it takes a lot of money to fix it up."

"Of course, Tea-girl," Pegasus said waving his glass of Red Whine around. "I do it every time we leave. Now, onward!"

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Special thanks to Foxboy, Rowan Girl, AMK, InsaneAuthoress(Which by the way, is going to be in the next chapter), and Momma Cat! I hope you liked and hope you review again!!

Also, please don't mind the HORRIBLE spelling mistakes. . . Heh, heh, heh. I'm horrible at spelling. Another thing, if you want a certain character to do something, or want something to happen, just tell me and I'll try to get it in the fic.

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