Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ STOP THE MADNESS!! ❯ Vaccuums and Seizures and Blood—Oh My!! ( Prologue )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm so happyyyyyyyyyyyy!! I'm floating on cloud niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Okay I'm reeeeeeeeally happy right now and that means I'm reeeeeeeeeeally hyper. So let's see if the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! can survive a sleepover with me, a bunch of my friends, and my trusty bag of ... um ... stuff ... yeah ... so anyway! MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *clears thoat* Ahem. ONWARD!!

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kawaii: cute
tojikomeru: shut up
aibou: partner
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*the gang arrives at an address Kristina gave them and knocks on the door* *Kristina throws the door open*

Kristina: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

Seto: That's as much as I need to hear. I'm leaving.

Kristina: *clings to Seto's arm* NOOOO SETO SETO SETO, you have to staaaaaaay!

Seto: Give me one good reason why.

Kristina: Because ... *back away from Seto and looks down thoughtfully* ... because I have a present for you?

Tristan: *excited* Do you have a present for me?

Kristina: *sweatdrop* Uh ... sure! I got a present for everybody! COME ON DOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!! ... heh ... I always wanted to say that.

*everybody walks in. Kristina locks the door behind them and laughs evilly*

Kristina: MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!! I'VE GOT YOU NOW MY PRETTIES!!

*Kristina's other friends walk into the room*

Melissa & Gen: O_o

Kristina: *sweatdrop* Um, hi guys! I, uh ... didn't expect you to be back in here so soon ... um ... didn't you have some sugar to go get high off of?!?!

Gen: ... We ... finished it.

Kristina: Oh. Well. *sweatdrop* Okay! Time for everybody to meet everybody! Guys, this is Melissa and Gen. Melissa and Gen, this is Tea, Mai, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Yami, and Seto.

Melissa: *blinks* Seto? *screams* SETO!!!!!!!!! *runs over to Seto and hugs him*

Seto: ... can't ... breathe ... must ... get ... air ...!

Kristina: NOOOOOOOOO!!! SETO'S MIIIIIIINE!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIE MELISSAAAAAAAAAAA!! *runs over to Melissa and attacks her*

*Kristina and Melissa start to fight*

Everyone else: O_o

Yugi: Um ... why are we here again?

Kristina: *stops fighting Melissa* *blinks* Awwwwwwwww!! He's sooooo kawaii!! ^.^

Yugi: I am?

Kristina: YES!!

Yugi: O ... kay.

Kristina: *runs over to Yugi and hugs him* KAWAII!!

Melissa: HAAAA! NOW SETO IS ALL MIIIIIINE!!!

Kristina: *glares at her* FINE! ... for now ... MUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!

Everyone: O_o

Kristina: Yes ... well ... *sweatdrop* Let's start the party!

Kristina: *goes to get party food*

Joey and Tristan: *follow Kristina to get dibs on the food*

Ryou: *in cute little British accent that makes girls go ga-ga* So does anyone know what we're going to be doing tonight?

Gen: *shrugs* I dunno, what do you want to do, Melissa?

Melissa: *drooling at Ryou's accent*

Mai: *doing her nails* And I thought boys were the ones who drooled.

Gen: Yeah, she's an odd one.

Yami: I think you're all odd. Can I leave yet?

Seto: Yeah, I'm with Yami.

Melissa: *looks at Seto* *almost forgot he was there* *drooling* Seeeeeeeetooooooooo ... *clings onto his arm*

Seto: Yeah, I definitely want to get out of here.

Kristina: *her Seto senses tingling* *runs back into the room* NOOOO SETO SETO SETO, you have to staaaaaaay!

Tea: I'm getting the strange feeling of deja vu.

Kristina: *dives across the room and clings to Tea's leg* NOOOO TEA TEA TEA, you have to staaaaaaay!

Tea: O_O

Everyone except Tea and Kristina: O_o

Kristina: *sweatdrop* … heh … *leaves the room again*

Bakura: *reading a book*

Gen: What'cha reeeeeadin'?

Bakura: *glares at her* None of your business.

Gen: *grabs the book from him* *reads the title* "How to Conquer the World for Dummies" ... Uhhh ...

Everyone: O_o

Bakura: *snatches the book back from Gen* It's good reading material.

Gen: Riiiiiiight. SOMEBODY'S got issuez.

Bakura: I RESENT THAT, SIMPLE PEASANT!!

Tea: O_o ... Simple ... peasant ...

Bakura: *smiles evilly at Tea* And as for YOU, sweet Tea, YOU will rule with me in my beautiful temple once I gain control of the world.

Yugi: *eyes watering* N-no! You told me you weren't going to take Tea away from me. N-NOOO!!! I HATE YOU YAMI BAKURA!!!!!!

Bakura: Fine. I'll have you beheaded when I rule the world.

Mai: Okay, is anyone else majorly freaked out by this?

Yami: I'm majorly annoyed by it.

Seto: Again, I'm with Yami.

Gen: Actually, I'm kind of enjoying it. All it needs is a little popcorn. By the way, where's Kristina with that food?

Kristina: *her Genevieve senses tingling* *runs back in the room* *clings to Gen's foot* NOOOO VEVE VEVE VEVE, you have to staaaaaaay!

Gen: *blinks* ... I'm not going anywhere.

Kristina: *sweatdrop* Heh. Oh. I knew dat.

Gen: I was GOING to ask you where the food was.

Kristina: *snaps her fingers*

*Joey and Tristan walk out of the kitchen holding two hundred trays of food each*

Yami: How can they hold two hundred trays of food with two hands?

Kristina: TOJIKOMERU!!!!!!!

Yami: O_o

Kristina: *blinks* Kawaii!! *hugs Yami*

Yami: O_o

Seto: *laughs at Yami*

Melissa: *blinks* Kawaii!! *hugs Seto*

Seto: O_o

Gen: AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! *rolls on floor laughing*

Tristan: *sees Gen* *eyes turn to hearts* MY LOVE!!!!!!! *starts running over to her*

Gen: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!! *gets up and starts running from Tristan*

*Tristan's heart is beating out of his chest*

Gen: NOOOOOO!!!! ACK!!!!! *Tristan's heart hits her* *falls on the ground face first* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *fingersnails scratch the floor while Tristan pulls her towards him by her feet* HEEEEEEEEELP!!! MELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! KRISTIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Kristina and Melissa: *laughing so hard they're crying waterfalls* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Everyone except Kristina and Melissa and Gen and Tristan: O_O

*Gen is sucked into a huge vaccuum that appears out of nowhere and Tristan shakes it*

Tristan: Ooh vaccuum!

Everyone: O_o

Yami: *groans* Why did I ever come here?

Kristina: *singing* Because you looooooooooooooooove me. You want to touuuuuuuuuuuuuch me. You want to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss me. You want to-

Yami: Okay, okay, I get the point, I know what the next word's gonna be.

Kristina: ... heh heh heh ...

Melissa: KRISTINA!!

Kristina: *blinks* What?

*... silence ...*

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Mai: *snoring*

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*blinking*

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Yugi: I think we should do something.

Mai: *snoring*

Joey: Good idea, Yug! How 'bout a hearty game of Old Maid?!?

Everyone: O_o

Joey: *sweatdrop* Heh ... did I say Old Maid? I meant, uh ... *sweatdrop* ... truth or dare! Yeah dat's it! Truth or dare!

Yami: Good idea, Joey ... For once in your life.

Joey: HEY!! I HEARD DAT, YAMI!!

Yami: *sarcastically* Wow. You're hearing's good, too.

Seto: What did you expect, Yami? You're forgetting he's a puppy dog. Isn't that right, Fido?

Joey: WHAT DID I TELL YA ABOUT CALLIN' ME FIDO?!?!?!??! AND I'M NOT A PUPPY DOG!!!!

Mai: *snoring*

Seto: Whatever you say, Chihuaua.

Joey: I'M NOT A CHIHUAHA!!!!! YOU ... YOU ... YOU ... BILLIONAIRE!!!!!

Everyone: O_o

Joey: Um ... *sweatdrop* ... Heh.

Yugi: Sorry for ruining your fun, but weren't we supposed to be playing truth or dare?

Melissa: Oh yeah!

Mokuba: *pops up randomly from the ceiling and falls into the middle of the circle* LET THE GAME BEGIN!!!!

Everyone: O_O

Tristan: *still shaking the vaccuum*

*Gen falls out of the vacuum*

Mokuba: Hey! My ride! *runs over to the vaccuum and jumps on it* Mush, Charlie, mush!

*the vaccuum takes off flying and crashes through the ceiling where Mokuba had randomly appeared* *the ceiling fixes itself and is back to normal*

Everyone: O_O

Mai: *snoring*

Tea: O ... kay.

Gen: *asleep* Mmmhm ... nooo mommy that's mine ... my candy ... leggo of it ... mmmhhph ... miiiiiiiine.

Everyone: O_o

Ryou: Can we start the game please?

Melissa: *drooling over Ryou's accent again*

Ryou: *blinks* Um.

Joey: ... Yah. How 'bout somebody wakin' up da goils, huh?

Yami: Wow, Joey. Another good idea. I'm impressed.

Joey: *growls at Yami*

Seto: Down boy. Heel.

Joey: *growls at Seto*

Bakura: I told you guys you should have gotten him a muzzle.

Joey: BAKURA!!! NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!

Bakura: *shrugs* *continues reading*

Melissa: Okay, I'm gonna wake up Gen. *goes over to Gen and shakes her* GET UUUUUUUP!!!!!!

Gen: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GIMMIE MY CANDY BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! *stars choking Melissa*

Melissa: *is turning blue*

Yugi: Hey! Let her go! We're about to play truth or dare!

Gen: *stops choking Melissa*

Melissa: *falls to the floor gagging*

Gen: *blinks* *smiles* Why didn't you say so!

Everyone: O_o

Mai: *snoring*

Kristina: Oh yeah! I almost forgot about Mai! *goes over to Mai* *kicks her in the stomach*

Mai: *wakes up and doubles up in pain* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY'D YOU KICK ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kristina: *shrugs* I dunno. It was fun, though. *kicks Mai again* *blinks* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *breaks out in attack on Mai*

Yami: Hey, now THIS is my kind of party! *helps Kristina jump Mai*

Yugi: Yami! Yami, leave Mai alone! She didn't do anything!

Seto: Tojikomeru, Yugi. Let Yami help.

Yugi: *shuts up*

Everyone: *watches Kristina and Yami beat up Mai*

Kristina and Yami: *laughing insanely while kicking the crap out of Mai* *eyes buldging out of their heads*

Mai: *bleeding and the blood is purple*

Kristina and Yami: *blink* Purple?

Gen: What ARE you??

Mai: I'm ... *gasp* ... the most ... *choke* ... beautiful ... *cough* ... person ... *wheeze* ... in the ... *twitch* ... world! *starts twitching*

Kristina and Yami: *back up and watch Mai twitch*

Yami: WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?!?! OH RA, I'M SORRY!!!! *drops to his knees*

Kristina: *lightbulb appears above head* *snickers* ... heh heh heh ... OHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAMI!!!!!! WHAT HAVE WE DOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!?!? HOLD ME!!!! *drops to her knees next to Yami*

Yami: *hugs Kristina*

Kristina: ... heh heh heh ...

Mai: *having seizure*

Bakura: YOU WEAK PEASANTS!!!!!! YOU BACK AWAY WHEN SHE'S IN THE WORST STATE?!?!?!

Kristina: TOJIKOMERU, BAKURA!!!!! *smiles* Yami's holding me. ^_^

Yami: *realizes what her plan was* *pushes her away* TRAITOR!!!!! *jumps Kristina*

Kristina: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YAMIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: *eyes watering* Yami! No! What are you doing?! Leave her alone!

Bakura: *covers Yugi's eyes* It'll all be okay, Yugi. Just don't look.

Melissa and Gen: *rolling on the floor laughing* AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *laughing so hard they start to twitch*

Tea: *sees Melissa and Gen* *gasps* Oh no! Look at Gen and Melissa!

Gen and Melissa: *on the floor having seizures*

Yami: *stops beating up Kristina to look at Gen and Melissa* *starts laughing*

Seto and Bakura: *laughing so hard their stomachs hurt*

Yugi: *crying* They're gonna die!!

Kristina: *eyes sparkling* KAWAII!!! *hugs Yugi* They're not gonna die, Yugi, and even if they do, you've got meeeeee!

Yugi: *stops crying* Okay.

Kristina: *eyes sparkling again* EVEN MORE KAWAII!!!! *hugs Yugi again*

Yami: KRISTINA!!! GET OFF OF MY AIBOU!!!!!!!

Kristina: *lets go of Yugi* Okay! Sheesh! Touchy, touchy!

Tea: Um, Kristina? I kinda think we should do something about the other girls.

Joey: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!! No!!! *laughs* Don't do anything!! *laughs* This is TOO FUNNY!!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Ryou: *looking around confused*

Tristian: *crying* NOOOOOOO!!! MY SWEET, SWEET GENEVIEVE!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAVE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristina: Fine, fine. Everyone wait here while I fetch my trusty Bag-O-Stuff! *runs out of the room*

Seto and Bakura: *finally stop laughing*

Seto: Where's she going?

Tea: To get her 'trusty Bag-O-Stuff'.

Seto and Bakura: O_o

Tea: My point exactly.

Tristan: *crying hysterically* GGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G en: *still on the floor twitching and having a seizure* *starts to foam at the mouth*

Seto and Bakura: *blink* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Joey: *rolling on the floor laughing and crying waterfalls*

Yami and Yugi: *blink* O_o

Kristina: *comes running back in with a small bag* I got it! I got it! Here it is!

Tea: I'm anxious to see this Bag-O-Stuff.

Tristan: *still crying hysterically* Are you going to ... *sniff* ... save my sweet, sweet Genevieve?

Kristina: I dunno, I was thinkin' we could let her go for a while. *chuckles* It's pretty funny. *looks at Gen and sees her foaming at the mouth*

Kristina: O_O ... Or ... maybe we should ... do something ... about that ... foamy ... stuff ...

Yugi: What's in your bag, Kristina?

Yami: Yes, what could possibly save them now?

Ryou: *looking around even more confused* Yes! Yes! Please hurry! They're scaring me!

Seto and Joey and Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *rolling on the floor laughing and crying*

Everyone except the girls on the floor having seizures: *blinks*

Kristina: Yes anyway. *she thrusts her fist into the small bag and her entire arm goes in*

Yami: How can you fit your entire arm in a bag that small?!?!?!?!?!

Kristina: It's my story, Yami, I can do anything I want.

Yami: T.T

Kristina: ^.^ Okay, now wheeeeeeeeeere is it ... *keeps digging through the bag* Ah-hah! I got it! *pulls out an oversized rifle*

Tristan: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *clings onto Kristina's arm* *shakes her like crazy* NO YOU CAN'T KILL MY SWEET SWEET GENEVIEVE!!!!!

Kristina: TOJIKOMERU!!!!!

Tristan: O_o *backs away slowly ...*

Kristina: I'm not gonna kill them! *thrusts her arm into the bag again and pulls out huge bullets* TADA!!!!! These are my trusty 'Stop-Genevieve-Melissa-And-Mai-From-Having-Seizure' bullets!

Everyone expcept Seto and Joey and Bakura and the girls on the floor having seizures: O_o

Yami: You have GOT to be kidding me.

Kristina: *loads the bullets into the rifle*

Yugi: Is it-is it-is it-is it-is it- *keeps stuttering*

Seto and Joey and Bakura: *stops laughing and looks at Yugi shaking and stuttering* *blinks* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Joey: Kris! This sleepover is TOO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Yeah! *laughs* You gotta do this more often! *laughs*

Tea: You guys! They're having seizures!!

Bakura: I KNOW!!!! THAT'S THE GREAT PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristina: *puts the rifle down and plunges her arm back into the little bag* *fishes around for a while before pulling out a baby bottle* *walks over to Bakura and sticks the bottle in his mouth*

Seto and Joey and Bakura: *stops laughing*

Bakura: *blinks* *eyes watering* *starts sobbing* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone except the girls on the floor having seizures: O_o

Seto and Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: *imitates little baby voice* Little baby-waby wants your mommy-wammy?!?! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yug i: Is it-is it-is it-is it-is it- *keeps stuttering*

Kristina: ... Moving on! *picks up rifle and aims it at Gen* CLEAR!!!!! *fires at Gen*

*the bullet hits Gen in the butt*

Tristan: *screaming like a girl* AHHHHHHH!!!! HER BUTT!!!!!

Bakura: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: Oh God, Tristan! Her poor flat, flat butt!! *laughs*

Seto: HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Trista n: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!! HER BUTT FILLED HER JEANS!!!!

Joey: HA! In your dreams!! *laughs*

Seto: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wipes tears from his eyes* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Tristan: TAKE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for Joey at full speed*

Seto: *stops laughing*

Bakura: *stops whining for his mommy*

Joey: Uh-oh. *screams like a little girl* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Tristan attacks Joey and starts beating him up* *Joey is screaming and crying and getting beat up BADLY*

Yugi: Is it-is it-is it-is it-is it- *keeps stuttering*

Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! !!!! *crying waterfalls* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! OH RA!!!!!! OH RA, I THINK MY LUNGS ARE GONNA BUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tea: So Yami, is this what you like to see at a sleepover?

Yami: *staring at Tristan and Joey with interest* Hush, Tea. Joey's starting to bleed.

Yugi: *stops stuttering* *blinks* *shakes Yami* Yami? Yami. Yami! You're supposed to go help Joey!

Yami: Tojikomeru, Yugi. I think Joey's nose is broken.

Yugi: *eyes watering* But Yami! What if Joey dies?

Yami: *shrugs* There were too damn many of you guys, anyway.

Yugi: YAMI!!

Yami: Hush. Watch the fight.

Tea: *blinks*

Gen: HEY!!!!!!! WHO SHOT MY BUTT?!?!??!

Kristina: *sweatdrop* ... Heh ... *nervous laugh* ... I dunno ... Maybe Tristan did it ... Heh. *turns to Melissa and shoots her in the neck*

Melissa: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY NEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mai: *twitching and foaming at the mouth and bumping into things on the floor*

Kristina: *tilts head to the side* Ya know, Tea. I never really liked Mai.

Tea: Me neither. I don't think anybody did.

Kristina: Okay. Then I won't help her.

Melissa: WHAT ABOUT MY NEEEEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know, it's a sucky place to stop, but when I wrote this I just kinda ran it all together, so I randomly picked a place to divide chapters. Please R&R, lemme know what ya think! Arigatou!