Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Story of Insanity ❯ The First Enemy Arrives ( Chapter 1 )
The insanity begins. While Yugi is trying to teach Jounouchi what Star Wars is the most cruel and vile Enemy makes an apperance. An Ememy so frightening it has even Yami Malik pissing in his pants. (not literally.. but really she is THAT scary!!)
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 01.24.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 888 | Visits: 516 | Status: Completed
Jessica: Okay first off I must start by saying that I'm doing this at a time when I'm super hyper so anything and everything is possible and everything is VERY random. . . Every thing done in this fiction is merly in the name of humor, so no flaming please because I have warned you. Now Seto, if you please, the disclaimers. Regular Bakura will be Ryou and Yami Bakura will be Bakura. Marik is Yami Malik and Malik is......ummmm...Malik.
Seto: Do I have to?
Jessica: YES!!
Seto: fine. . . all the characters are copyrighted by their respective owners and such. There is that good?
Jessica: Good enough.
Mokuba: And now to the story of insanity!!
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Story of Insanity: Chapter one: The First Enemy Arrives
Yugi: I'mah gunna be a Jedi!!!
Jounouchi: ?? a wha. . ?
Yugi: A Jedi!!
Jounouchi: and a Jedi is. . . ?
Yugi: Some one who uses the Force!
Jounouchi: uhhhhh. . .?
Yugi: Star Wars, ya know, Luke Skywalker and Vader and such?
Jounouchi: Star Wars. . .? Luke. . . ? Skywalker. . . ? Vader. . .?
Yugi: -_-;; Forget it. . *walks off*
Honda: *singing "yeaaah! We are on fire, we have desires! But one. . is that way. .one backstreet boy is gay!!"
Anzu: !! *knocks crap outta Honda* HEY DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY FAVORITE SINGERS!!!!!
*Honda and Jounouchi burst out laughing*
Jounouchi: y-you like the backseat boys?! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Honda: next you're gunna say that you like N*Stink!!!
Anzu: >.< SHUT UP!!!!
*few hours later we see Jounouchi on the computer*
Music on the computer: Her name was Leia! She was a princess! with a danish on each ear and darth vader drawing near!. . .
Jounouchi: So Starwars is a bout a princess with a danish on her ear. . ? *shuts down the computer* . . . thats wierd. . .
Jessica: *walking in eating a doughnut* Wus wierd?
Jounouchi: Star WArs. . .
Jessica: *swallows doughnut* Whats so weird about it? I like it. One of my favorite movies!
Jounouchi: She has two danish on her ears. . .
Jessica: . . .
Jounouchi: thats what this song said. . .
Jessica: . . . that song is by Weird Al. . . its umm supposed to be funny. . she doesn't really have danishes on her ears. . O.o;;
Jounouchi:. . . oh. . .
*Britney Spears runs in*
Jessica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs and hides behind Bakura* SAVE ME!! SHES COME FOR MY VIRGINITY!!!
Bakura: Uhhh. . . O.o;;
Yugi: I'LL SAVE YOU JESSICA:CHAN!!! *tackles britney spears only to be bounced by into the wall by her boobs*
Britney: MWHAHAHAHA!!!! You shall feel my wraith!!! I shall rule the world!!! With my Boobies and stinky farts as my weapons!!!
Ryou: BLOODY HELL!!!
Marik: BOOBIES!!!!
Everyone: O.o;;
Malik: ack!!! Don't fall for her trap!!
Marik: *trance-like* . .. . boobies. . . *drooling*
Britney: MWH-- *Malik kicks her in the face* YIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Ryou:. . . at least she isn't using he-- *a loud sound emits from Britney's butt and everyone passes out*
Britney: MWHA!!! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH THESE MORONS OUT OF MY WAY!!! AND I SHALL MARRY WEEVIL, REX, KEITH, AND ROBOTNIK!!!!
Yami Yugi: *wearing gas mask* You wont take over this world. . O.o wait a sec?! Did you say you wanna marry rex, Weevil, and Keith?
Britney: And Robotnik. . They are so hot ^_______^ (AN:okaaaaay. . . I'm officially scaring myself now. . . )
Sora: *also wearing a gas mask and holding the keyblade before him* I, too, shall fight!
Sephiroth: *again wearing a gas mask* I shall also! No one is allowed to threaten the world but me!! Plus you're just disgusting. . .
Britney: YOU DARE DEFY ME?! PREPARE FOR THE WORST FOOLISH MORTALS!!!
Yami: O.o;; you're starting to sound like Bakura....
Bakura: Shut up!!!
Jessica: Follow the script. You're unconcious, My 'ittle Bakura-kun.
Yugi:*pouts* you're neglecting me, Jess-chan.
Jess: You're unconcious too, Yugi-kun.
Jess: *throws them a script*
Sora: oh. . . Britney impersonator.. . your supposed to say something about the ultimate power. . . then use your special move. . .
Christine(britney impersonator): Huh. . ? *looks at the script* How am I supposed to do that?
Jess; This is a fiction. . just try to do it and you can. . .
Christine: oh okay. . .
Britney: I HOLD THE ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!! I SHOULD RELEASE IT UPON YOU!!! BEHOLD EVERY CREATURES WORST FEAR!!!!
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Yugi: BUH BUH BUH!!! To be continued. . .
Yami Bakura: How come I had to faint from toxic fumes. .?
Christine: You'd better be paying me alot for this. . .
Yami: I'm going to save the day arn't I?
Cloud: How come Sephiroth gets to be in it but I don't?
Yuffie: *steals from Bakura*
Malik: why is a theif stealing from a theif. . .
Ryou: what does Yuffie want to do with a doggy biscuit?
Yami:....So I guess Lara Croft has a dog now?
Bakura: >< What do you mean by that, Pharaoh?!
Yami: I mean that you have boobs just like Lara Croft.
Yugi & Ryou: *sighs*
Ryou: We have weird Yamis...
Yugi: I know... Hey wanna go get some pie?
Everyone: PIE!!!!!! PIE!!!! PIE!!!!
Jess: PIE! wait... I'm suppposed to be the normal one here.. Oh well! Ummm, find out what happens in the next episode of 'The Story of Instanity'
Come to a computer near you whenever I get at least 5 reviews and get some pie!!
Riku: This is nuts insane and completly not right. .
Jessica: *grinning* yes I know. Isn't it? Now ONWARD!!! TO THE PIE!!
Everyone: YAY!!! *all run off to get pie*