Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Stress Relief ❯ Duels you weren't supposed to see. ( Chapter 1 )
Behind the scenes duels that take place when the show isn't being filmed. Please Review. I won't be happy if you don't. *snivel*
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.13.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 789 | Visits: 469 | Status: Completed
1000LD: 2 things. 1…
Joey: He's doin' his homework while he's writin', and 2, he's winging it.
1000LD: 3rd…
Serenity: He don't own diddly!
1000LD: 4th…
Tristain: He'll be called Akata.
1000LD: ummm, let's…
Yugi: …get on with the fic.
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Off air duels you weren't supposed to see #1!
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Yugi vs Kaiba
Yugi-0300 K-1950
Yugi-Now I play my trump card: Gaia the Fierce Knight (2300/2100).
Kaiba: My Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon (4500/3800) still is more powerful.
Yugi: If only you knew…
---Elsewhere---
Téa: Computer, upload Virus into Kaiba's Dragon.
Comp: Uploading…
---At the arena---
Duel Screen: BEUD: 4287/3800
Kaiba: WHAT?
DS: 3906/3800
Yugi: Thanks, Téa!
DS: 350/3800
Yugi: Gaia, attack!
K-0000
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Téa vs Yami
T-0050 Y-2000
Téa: I summon Petit Angel (600/900) in attack mode!
Yugi: It can't defeat my powered Dark Magician (4500/2600).
Téa: Petit Angel, attack
PA: *touches DM*
DM: *explodes*
T-0050 Y-0000
Yami: O.O
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Joey vs Serenity (Battle City rules)
J-4000 S-4000
Joey: I summon Rocket Warria (Warrior) (1500/1200).
Serenity: I summon Celtic Guardian (1400/1200). Attack!
CG: *Jumps*
J: huh?
CG: *hits Joey*
J-2600
CG: *same*
J-1200
CG: *ditto*
J-0000
CG: *again*
J-(-1400)
Joey: Wha? Negative LP?
Serenity: Woo-hoo! I win!
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Yugi vs Joey
Y-2000 J-2000
Yugi: I summon Dust Speck (0/0) in attack mode!
Joey: I summon Jinzo (2400/1500)
DS: *glows*
J-(-0400)
Joey: WHA?!?
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Mokuba vs Grandpa (BC)
M-3100 G-1,072,950
Mokuba: *draws* I summon Seto Kaiba (1000/1000), in attack mode!
SK: Huh?
Mokuba: Seto, buy Gramps's LP!
Gramps: Wha?
MK-0002 G-0000 1/2
G: 1/2 LP?
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Dark Magician Girl vs Yugi
DMG-2000 Yugi-2000
DMG: ^-^ You're so damn cute, Yugi!
Yugi: o.O uh, okay…
DMG: Screw me!
Yugi: ^-^ K!
Both: *run off to private room*
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Seto vs Joey (BC)
S-4000 J-0050
Seto: Wheeler, you can't win.
Joey: I summon Obelisk the Tormentor (4000/4000) by offering your monsters and playing Soul Exchange!
OtT: ROAR!
Seto: Wait! That card is in my hand!
Ishizu: You can't control it.
Joey: Obelisk, attack!
Ishizu-0000
Joey: ^-^0
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Same
S-4000 J-0050
Seto: Wheeler, you can't win.
Joey: I summon Obelisk the Tormentor (4000/4000) by offering your monsters and playing Soul Exchange!
OtT: ROAR!
Seto: Wait! That card is in my hand!
Ishizu: You can't control it.
Joey: Obelisk, attack!
Random Guy-0000.7
Joey: huh?
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Same again
S-4000 J-0050
Seto: Wheeler, you can't win.
Joey: I summon Obelisk the Tormentor (4000/4000) by offering your monsters and playing Soul Exchange!
OtT: ROAR!
Seto: Wait! That card is in my hand!
Ishizu: You can't control it.
Joey: Obelisk, attack!
Kaiba: *dead*
Joey: ^-^ WAH-HOO! DAT BITCH IS DEAD! ALRIGHT! YA-HOO! Oh, yeah! Go, Joey! It yo birthday!
Ishizu: EVIL IDIOT! *uses Millennium Necklace to send Joey to the Shadow Realm*
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Serenity vs Akata (BC)
S-4000 A-4000
Serenity: I summon Yami Marik Ishtar (2000/0) in attack mode!
Akata: I summon Hikari Yugi Motoh (1200/600) in attack mode! Now I use Change of heart to control Yami Marik, now I use Polymerization to fuse them…
H. Yugi & Y. Marik: A-HEM!
Akata: Uh…
Yugi & Y. Marik: *punch author*
A-0800
Akata: Serenity, help!
Serenity: K! (800/2000) *punches author*
A-0000
Akata: @.@ dat wasn't what I meant…
Serenity: Oh, you big baby, screw me until Next Wednesday!
Akata: ^-^
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Joey vs author's left shoe (size 11 1/2)
J-2000 LS-2000
Joey: I summon Baby Dragon (1200/700)!
LS: *summons Slifer the Sky Dragon (5000/5000)*
Slifer: *attacks*
Joey: *krispy*
J-0000
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Exodia's Left Arm vs Exodia's Right Leg
ELA-2000 ERL-2000
ELA: *summons Bob (1700/1500)*
ERL: *summons the Pharoh (????/????)*
Pharoh: Huh? *punches ELA*
ELA-(-7926 2/5)
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1000LD: Ookay, that was stupid. ^-^ I LOVE STUPID STORIES!
Serenity: *death glare*
1000LD: ^-^0 And Serenity.
Serenity: ^-^
Yugi: ^-^ I still can't believe I screwed a powerful monster.
DMG: I LOVED IT!
Exodia: I love CHEESE! And DONUTS!
Joey: KETCHUP!
Tristain: MUSTARD!
1000LD: MAYONAISE!
Crickets: *silent*
CG: (in surfer accent) Dude, Mayo's not funny.
1000LD: I end this now.