Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Summer Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Two ( Chapter 2 )

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MAIDEN OF TIME AND SPACE! (aka Kat) Here's her info:

Name: Kat Age: 14 looks: Has dirty blond hair to her shoulders, and baby blue eyes that turn sapphire when angry. I also wear a ripped black t-shirt that says: "I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless" and has a Chibi Marik on the shirt too. I also wear ripped black jeans with blue flames on the bottom and black sneakers. Jewelry: The Millennium amulet. It looks like a golden crystal with a golden chain around it. Crush: Yami Bakura Yami(s): My Yami Aeris is the punkish/sarcastic bad girl side of me and has golden hair up to her butt. She wears the same clothes as me. Then there's Terra, my happy-go-lucky-hyper side of me, and she wears a school girl outfit and has light blond hair in a ponytail. Both of my Yami's eyes are icy blue. Then there's my personality: bubble headed, hyper, gets drunk easily, ditzy, crazy, has a pretty good singing voice Also!! Can I have a Yami voodoo doll??

 

Disclaimer: *whistling*

Joanna: Say it.

Disclaimer: *whistling*

Joanna: SAY IT!

Disclaimer: Um…too bad?

Joanna: *takes out her Orichalcos card*

Disclaimer: EEP! Joanna doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! *runs away*

Joanna: *rips her Orichalcos card in half* It was a drawing anyway….XD

 

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Last time we left the Yu-Gi-Oh gang happily on the road, driving in Kaiba's inflatable van that seated 20 people. (a/n: Dude…that is one big van o.0 By the way…it's a METAL inflatable van. Don't ask me how it inflates; I have no clue. ^-^)

 

Kat: *pops out of the blue into Yami Bakura's lap*

 

Yugi: Who are YOU?

 

Kat: Kat.

 

Ryou: Why are you here?

 

Kat: Joanna was kind enough to let me be in her story! ^-^

 

Raphael: You mean that demented person that writes fics about us?

 

Kat: Yep.

 

Valon and Seto: *at the same time* SHE'S NOT DEMENTED!

 

Valon and Seto: *turn to each other and glare daggers*

 

Me: *pops into story*

 

Gang: GAH!!!!

 

Tea: You have GOT to stop popping into the story Joanna! You're giving us heart attacks, and that is not a very nice thing to do to your friends.

 

Me: Whoever said that I was your friend? *whacks Tea and Raphael across the head and pops back out*

 

Yami: That was…disturbing.

 

Kat: YOU'RE disturbing.

 

Everyone except Yami: Oooooo….dissed.

 

Bakura: You're my kinda girl. I love that shirt by the way. Except, I'm taking over the world, thank you.

 

Kat: *still on Bakura's lap* I don't think so, sexy.

 

Bakura: Why are you on my lap? Get off. *attempts to push Kat off*

 

Kat: *stays in place* I stay where I want to.

 

Bakura: Now, I'm really starting to like you, but I'm still taking over the world.

 

Marik: You're getting it all wrong! I'm taking over the world!

 

Dartz: I AM!!!

 

Bakura, Kat, and Marik: I AM!!!

 

Dartz: NO YOU'RE NOT!

 

Bakura, Kat, and Marik: YES I AM!

 

Rest of the gang: -.-“

 

Tea: Cut it out, my friends! We shouldn't be yelling at each other!

 

Ryou: Ah, can it! *shoots her with a random laser gun*

 

Bakura: Who knew you had it in you hikari?

 

Tea: *comes back from the dead, fully intact* That was not nice, Ryou! But I'll forgive you, since you're my friend! ^-^

 

Mokuba: *takes out his inflatable hammer and bops Tea continuously on the head for the fun of it*

 

Tea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

 

Mokuba: ^-^ Nah…. *keeps doing the bopping*

 

Tea: *disappears*

 

Mokuba: O_O

 

Tea: *reappears* Stop killing me, my friends! But I forgive you Mokuba!

 

Mokuba: I…killed you?

 

Tea: Yes you did! I am allergic to plastic inflatable things!

 

Everyone: *grabs the nearest inflatable plastic things and hits Tea with it*

 

Tea: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! *disappears with the plastic things…unfortunately*

 

Everyone else: Awwwww…

 

Tea: *reappears* Don't you worry! I will always be here for all of you! I am your friend, and that would mean that I will never fail to return from death, because you need me by your side!

 

Mai: *grabs random mascara brush and stuffs it down Tea's throat*

 

Malik: *grabs gasoline and a match*

 

Seto: NO BLOOD IN THE VAN!!!!

 

Malik: Awwww…*puts them away into his suitcase because he might need them again*

 

Ishizu: *grabs both Marik and Malik's Millennium Rods and hits Tea again….and again….and again….and again….and again…well, you get the point*

 

Duke: *starts flicking dice at Tea*

 

Tristan: *head butts Tea with his pointy hair*

 

Allister: *hitting Tea with his duel disk (the pointy side of it)*

 

Tea: *dies…but then jumps up again* Are you playing a game my friends? May I join in?

 

Dartz: WHY WON'T YOU DIE????

 

Tea: I shall always be here for you, and I shall never leave your side! Let's sing `I Love You!'

 

Everyone: *ready to kill her all over again*

 

Kaiba: We're here! Everybody out!

 

Joey: Aw, common now, moneybags! We were just about ta kill da bitch!

 

Tea: Where? *turns head around* I don't see any female doggies!

 

Valon: He meant YOU, ya stupid, bitchy, SCUM! *punches her*

 

Tea: *nose starts bleeding*

 

Seto: I SAID no blood in the car! *sigh*

 

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Joanna: Next chapter, the fun can REALLY begin! Also, I think I made Tea sound like Omi from Xiao Lin Showdown…oops! But Omi IS very optimistic and a LOT like Tea, but not that much to the point you want to kill him…RxR please!

 

Note: Heh, thanks Shane about my typo in Chapter One! I can't count >.< How I got 21, I'll never know….*hugs back*