Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Summer School from Hell ❯ Summer school sucks! ( Chapter 1 )

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fantasymichelle14: Hello fellow weirdos!

Yami_Inu: ANOTHER STORY?!!!!!

fantasymichelle14: Ummmmmmmm eerrrrr yeah?

Yami_Inu: BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE 17 TO KEEP UP WITH!!!

fantasymichelle14: Eh so?

Yami_Yami: That is quite alot.

fantasymichelle14: Well I have too many random thoughts in my little mind. -_-;;

Yami_Inu: What's this one about?!

fantasymichele14: Yugioh cast gets stuck at school over summer vacation....

Yami_Yami: THE WHOLE SUMMER?!

fantasymichelle14: NO WAY! I'm not that bad, geez.

Yami_Inu: Well fine I guess I'll let you start ONE more and that's it.

fantasymichelle14: *mumbles about evil yamis*

Yami_Yami: Are you gonna start?

fantasymichelle14: I guess I could, I just hope people like it! ^_^

Locked plus School equals Hell

Summer School Sucks!

~Yugi and Yami were standing at the school's entrance waiting for the rest of the gang~

Yugi: Hmmmmmm Yami I still don't understand why you had to come with me, I mean it's not like anything is going to happen plus I could have just said that you were sick or something.

Yami: Yugi I must protect you from anything, and that means that thing where you put the circular thing in and press those weird button things and it somehow melts it with the light.

Yugi: A microwave?

Yami: Yes and also the thing where you move the gauges to a certain degree and it hopefully cooks without exploding.

Yugi: An oven?

Yami: Exactly and also the contraption where you have to use the thing called a remoteryzied

Yugi: Remote?

Yami: Yes where you use that to turn on the alien looking thing.

Yugi: Television?

Yami: Correct. All of those and much more.

Yugi: Ummm but Yami they don't have those things here, at least I don't think they do.

Yami: Well then there's a possibility. *nods*

Yugi: *rolls eyes* Ok whatever.

Joey: Hey Yug! Sorry we're late, Tristan here got us in a fight. *sighs*

Tristan: Did not! It's not my fault if we ran into Duke!

Yugi: Duke?

Duke: Yes. They ran into me on the way here.

Yami: Why are you here?

Duke: I'm supposed to be picking up something that was delivered here and not to my shop.

Yugi: Oh well we won't keep you waiting.

Duke: Thanks Yugi. *goes inside the school*

Tristan: He's such a mean guy.

Joey: *rolls eyes* Anyways, are any of those teachers here yet so I can get this over with?

Yugi: Well I belive that the only teacher that is going to be here will be the principal. He should be in his office.

Joey: Only the principal! But who is gonna be teaching me then?!

~Just then, a black limo pulls up to the sidewalk and the door opens to reveal-~

Joey: Kaiba?!

Kaiba: Oh it's the mutt.

Joey: *face gets red* What did you call me?!

Kaiba: Shut up and move. *walks past Joey and into the school*

Yugi: Ummmm I think your name was beside of Kaiba on the sheet I recieved.

Joey: WHAT?! I HAVE TO WORK WITH HIM?! @_@

Tristan: Tough luck man. I got Ryou.

Yami: Well good for you.

Yugi: Hey guys where's Tea?

Tristan: She's already here. She called me from school this morning.

Yami: Why was she here that early?

Tristan: Apparently, she had to help someone with something.

Yugi: Who and what and why?

Tristan: Your guess is as good as mine.

Yami: Ahem, I believe that we should be heading inside.

Joey: V_V I'm starting to like outside more.

Yugi: C'mon Joey it won't be THAT bad. I mean Kaiba only puts you down in every way possible which in turn lowers your self esteem. No wait okay maybe it is that bad.

Joey: Thanks Yug. You just made me feel a WHOLE lot betta. *walks inside slowly*

Others: *follow*

~*~They all go inside the school building and begin to walk to the principal's office~*~

Tristan: Geez I feel like a little kid who's in trouble going to the principal's office.

Yami: Maybe because you are. *smirks*

Tristan: Huh? I don't get it.

Yami: *slaps his forehead*

Joey: So Yugi, if I'm with Kaiba, and Tristan's with Ryou, then who are you with?

Yugi: Marik.

Joey and Tristan: *hold back their laughter*

Yugi: Guys Marik isn't that bad.

Yami: Aside from him trying to take over the world and controlling our minds no he really isn't that bad, HE'S A FRICKIN LUNATIC!!!

Yugi: *shakes head* You guys just don't understand him.

Tristan: Yeah ok sure.

Yugi: Hey Joey where's Serenity?

Joey: She left before me so she should be here already too.

~*~The four teens reach the principal's office and open the door to find Kaiba, Mai, Tea, Serenity, Ryou, Bakura, Marik, Malik, and Duke already in there~*~

Yami: Mai what brings you here?

Mai: I have a part time job here thank you very much. *putting on lipstick*

Joey: *walks past Kaiba and glares*

Kaiba: *smirks before putting out his foot and-*

Joey: Omph! *falls to the floor*

Kaiba: Watch your step mutt. *smirk gets bigger*

Joey: Grrrr. *gets up and stomps to the back of the room*

Tristan: Hey Serenity. *sits next to her*

Serenity: Hey Tristan! ^_^ How are you?

Tristan: Fine. *looks at her all googly eyed*

Serenity: That's good! ^_^

Duke: *shakes head* That guy is hopeless.

Mai: I totally agree with you.

Ryou: Hello Tristan. *sitting on the other side of Serenity*

Tristan: Oh hey Ryou. ^_^

Ryou: ^_^ How's it going?

Tristan: Good. Has Bakura been a pain?

Ryou: Not as much as usual.

Bakura: *mumbles about Tristan being a bastard*

Serenity: Well that's good.

Marik: *sitting with Malik in the back of the room* So....what do you wanna destroy first?

Malik: Hmmmm how about we get with Bakura and ask him?

Marik: Sounds like a plan!

Principal Weedhead: *walks into his office* Okay students. Now I know that there is only a few of you, but that doesn't mean that you can go crazy. Now, you all know the reason that you're here right? Since you had to participate in so many of those Duel Tournaments you are here to make up for your lost school days. Now I've chosen those with the highest class averages to be the ones giving out the assignments that you need to make up. I've also split you up into groups of two so I'll split you up now and let you get to work. Now Kaiba you are with Joey and you will be the giver of assignments.

Kaiba: *turns and smirks at Joey*

Joey: *rolls eyes*

Principal Weedhead: Tristan you are with Ryou and Ryou will be giving the assignments.

Tristan: *looks at Ryou and smiles*

Ryou: *smiles back*

Bakura: *glares*

Principal Weedhead: Marik you are with Yugi and Yugi will be giving assignments.

Marik: *nods*

Yugi: *smiles lightly*

Principal Weedhead: Yami you will be with Tea and Tea will give assignments.

Yami: V_V

Tea: ^_^

Principal Weedhead: Bakura you will be with Malik and Serenity will be with you two while giving assignments.

Serenity: ^_^

Malik: *looks at Bakura and grins*

Bakura: *grins back*

Principal Weedhead: That's all. Mai will be watching you all, and I will be on vacation starting now so she will be the one who will be watching you until you finish all of your assignments. Have a good summer. *gives some keys to Mai and leaves*

Mai: *stands up in front of everyone* Alright people I want you all to split up and Duke if you come with me I have you're stuff in the gym.

Duke: Righteo! *gets up and begins to head for the gym*

Mai: Joey and Kaiba go to the music room. Yugi and Marik go to the classroom 203. Ryou and Tristan you can go to the Cafeteria, and Tea and Yami you two can go to the copier room on the second floor. Bakura and Malik, you two stay here while I go get Duke's stuff. And don't cause any trouble. *leaves to the gym*

Kaiba: Better not cause trouble for your teacher.

Joey: I'll be sure to behave my best Kaiba. *glares before walking out of the room with Kaiba*

Yugi: I have to go now Yami.

Yami: *latched onto Yugi's leg* Please don't leave me with her! I'll do anything!!!! *puppy dog face*

Yugi: Yami let go!!! I have to go with Marik!

Yami: V_V Meanie. *lets go*

Yugi: I'll be back later. So Marik what's the subject that you're having the most trouble with?

Marik: Well I believe that I have trouble with burning things down, but I noticed Bakura doesn't have a problem with it, maybe I should ask him?

Yugi: -_-;; Ummm I mean school wise.

Marik: Oh well I guess everything.

Yugi: o_O Ok well then we have some serious work to do. *opens the classroom door and turns on the light*

Marik: SOOOOOOOOOO

Yugi: ?_? So?

Marik: How's Yami?

Yugi: Yami's fine! ^_^

Marik: Really? Have you two been getting close?

Yugi: Well I guess....I mean he is the other half of my soul.

Marik: *falls over*

~*~Meanwhile Tristan and Ryou just reached the Cafeteria~*~

Tristan: Oh food! ^_^ *jumps over the counter and grabs a bag of cheetos*

Ryou: Tristan this isn't time for food, it's time for studying and catching up on everything that we missed.

Tristan: V_V Alright. *puts the chips back and slides back over the counter*

Ryou: Okay now lets see, we can start either Science or History first since those seems to be the shortest.

Tristan: I say let's demolish down History. *lays on the floor*

Ryou: Okay sure. *opens his book*

Tristan: Why don't you just come lay down here so it'll be easier?

Ryou: Ok why not? *gets up and lays down beside of Tristan*

Tristan: Alright what page? *leans over on Ryou and grabs his book*

Ryou: 'Tristan just leaned on me' *blushes*

Bakura: *hears through link* 'WHAT?!'

Ryou: 'Oh ummmm errrr nothing!' *closes link*

Tristan: *opens his book* So, what page?

Ryou: Oh ummm it says we have to start reading on page 200 and go to 300.

Tristan: Geez a hundred pages that a bummer.

Ryou: Yeah. *begins to read*

Tristan: 'Phew I thought he would be freaked about that'

~*~Okayz let's see how Yami and Tea are doing.....~*~

Tea: Yami, a copier machine is not that bad. It's just a machine. *sitting in the copier room*

Yami: *standing outside the room* No it's EVIL!!!!

Tea: *rolls eyes* Yeah ok whatever. Not my problem if I get this stuff done and you don't.

Yami: V_V *slowly and I mean SLOWLY he walks into the room and quickly runs past the machine* EVIL!!!!! *holds up two fingers making a cross*

Tea: *sighs* Yami it's a MACHINE!!!!

Yami: But we don't have the Terminator with us!!! WE MIGHT DIE BECAUSE OF THE RISE OF THE MACHINES!!!!

Tea: Oh geez Yugi let him watch that stupid movie. Yami that movie is fake! It's not real!!!

Yami: Oh I get it! You're a machine lover!

Tea: Yes Yami I am madly in love with machines. *rolls eyes*

Yami: I knew it!

Tea: *falls over*

~*~Ok let's check up on the threesome , not like that~*~

Serenity: Ok now you'll see here that x equals y because 2 equals 4.

Malik: Ok now me and Marik had this plan to destory something but we just don't know what to destory!

Bakura: Oh we can destroy that statue of the principal in the auditorium!

Malik: Yes that sounds like a plan!

Bakura: All we need to do now is find something to destory it with.

Both: *ponder*

Serenity: 6 times 7 plus x plus z equals blah blah blahblah blah blah.

Malik: Thought of anything?

Bakura: Yup. In the janitor's closet there's some drills that we can use.

Malik: Awesome!

~*~So how about we check up on Joey and Kaiba?~*~

Kaiba: *sitting in a leather chair with his Literature book open*

Joey: *laying on the floor on the other side of the room*

Kaiba: Mutt you sure you can understand something like this? I mean it might contail too much information at once. *smirks evily*

Joey: *glares* I can understand it fine, except for this one word here. *gets up and walks over to him so he can point out the word*

Kaiba: Kinky? You don't know what that means? *smirks even bigger*

Joey: Wha? Don't look at me like that?!

Kaiba: It means something sexy mutt.

Joey: *falls over*

~*~Well lucky enough soon lunch time come around and the gang all gathers in the Cafeteria~*~

Mai: Now you all just get something while I go and check the doors and stuff. *leaves to check front doors*

Yugi: So how is everyone doing?

Yami: *runs over and glomps Yugi* EVILLLL MACHINE!!!!!!

Yugi: O_o

Tea: He thinks I'm working with the machines now. *rolls eyes and sits down*

Yami: But she is!!! SHE'S EVILLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Ok sure why not?

Bakura: Now Marik we're gonna get drills and destroy the statue in the auditorium!

Marik: COOL! ^_^ When are we doing it?

Malik: Well we were gonna do it at the end of the day.

Bakura: Start off this summer school with a bang.

Ryou: *walks to him and sits down beside of him* What are you planning now?

Bakura: Ryou! What the hell happened earlier?!

Ryou: *looks at the ground* Nothing.

Bakura: 'Something's going on now what is it?'

Ryou: 'I said nothing!'

Bakura: 'Don't lie to me, I have my ways....' *rubs Ryou's thigh*

Ryou: 'Bakura!'

Bakura: 'Tell me'

Ryou: 'Fine. It's just that Tristan well sort of leaned on me'

Bakura: 'How so?'

Ryou: 'When he went to get a book'

Bakura: 'Did you like it?'

Ryou: 'Maybe-hey wait a minute!'

Bakura: *smirks*

Tristan: *eating a hot dog* Hey aren't you supposed to be gone?!

Duke: Don't talk with your mouth full, and I am leaving as soon as I get some boxes for my stuff.

Joey: *eating incredibly fast*

Kaiba: Slow down mutt or else you'll die.

Joey: Don't tell me what to do money bags! *glares and drinks some coke*

Kaiba: I'll say whatever I want now shut your trap.

Serenity: *shakes her head and continues reading her book*

Mai: *runs in* Oh no!

Everyone: *looks at her* What?

Yugi: What is it?

Tea: Yeah what's wrong?

Mai: We're locked in!

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fantasymichelle14: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well that was long enough wasn't it?

Yami_Inu: My head is still swirling. But hey didn't Mai have keys?

Yami_Yami: Yeah so how are they stuck?

fantasymichelle14: You'll see next week. ^_^ Please review and I'll update soon!