Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Summer School from Hell ❯ Can you say Mr. Kaiba? ( Chapter 6 )
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By: fantasymichelle14 
Kaiba as a teacher, the world is coming to a end!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.14.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 488 | Status: Completed
Kaiba as a teacher, the world is coming to a end!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.14.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 488 | Status: Completed
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Summer School from Hell
~Everyone was in a classroom on the first floor~
Kaiba: Okay everyone I am Mr. Kaiba. *writes it on the board* Say it with me M-R. K-A-I-B-A.
Others: o_O
Yugi, Ryou, and Joey: Mr. Kaiba.
Kaiba: Good. Now today we're going to talk about the ten steps to running your own business. What's step number one Ryou?
Ryou: Eat lots of candy?
Kaiba: NO! *slaps a whip on his desk*
Others: O_O
Kaiba: Step one is to add up the cost. Yugi what's step two?
Yugi: Go to sleep?
Kaiba: WRONG! *slaps the whip again* You have to tell your family and friends.
Others: @_@
Kaiba: Joey what's step number three?
Joey: Kill anyone that gets in your way?
Kaiba: CORRECT! Wow he actually got it right.
Joey: ^_^
Others: O_o
Kaiba: Yami what's step number four?
Yami: Send you to the Shadow Realm?
Kaiba: You wish. *slaps whip on Yami's desk* It's to hide the bodies.
Serenity: *whispers to Yami* Geez I never knew Kaiba was violent.
Yami: *whispers back* You should see him at home.
Kaiba: NO TALKING! *slaps the whip on Serenity's desk*
Joey: Geez Kaiba you need to stop playing teacher and get a life.
Kaiba: What did you say? *walks over to him*
Joey: I said stop playing teacher and GET A LIFE!
Others: HE'S BACK TO NORMAL! YAY! ^_^
Ryou: Ahhhh don't yell my head hurts! *holds head in pain*
Yugi: Hey there should be asprin in the nurses office, I'll go get some for you.
Yami: *runs over to Yugi* Yugi what's my name?
Yugi: Uh your name is Yami, Yami.
Yami: YAY HE'S BACK TO NORMAL!!!
Duke: Phew. Glad that's over.
Tristan: We should head back and check on the three maniacs. *leaves with Duke*
Joey: Where did you get that whip Kaiba?
Kaiba: Principal's office.
Joey: @_@ Ok well do you uhhhhhh want me to come with ya so you can put it back?
Kaiba: Whatever. *leaves*
Joey: *follows*
Yugi: Yami can you come with me to get some asprin for Ryou?
Yami: Sure.
Ryou: Thanks Yugi. *leaves with Serenity*
~*~Meanwhile with the three maniacs~*~
Bakura: Well it's done!
Statue: *completely destroyed*
Malik: It's a beatiful pile of dusty dust.
Marik: Now what?
Bakura: Wanna check out the music room?
Malik: Coolio!
Maniacs: *go to the Music room down the hall*
Bakura: ELECTRIC GUITARS! *runs over to one with flames and grabs it*
Marik: Oh! I wanna play! *grabs a black one*
Malik: FUN! *grabs a white one*
Maniacs: *run back to the Auditorium and begin to set up*
Tristan: *runs inside* What are you guys doing now?!
Marik: Having fun! ^_^
Serenity: That doesn't look fun, it just looks dangerous.
Bakura: Ready?
Malik: *turns up a radio behind of him* Ready!
Marik and Bakura: *start playing*
Duke: Hey this is pretty good. *takes down hair and starts bobbing his head to the beat*
Tristan: Yeah it is! ^_^
Serenity: *trying to wake up Mai*
Ryou: *runs in* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out*
~*~Meanwhile with Joey and Kaiba~*~
Kaiba: There.
Joey: *hears something upstairs* What is that noise?
Kaiba: Don't know but it probably involves the maniacs.
Joey: We better hurry then.
Kaiba: Yeah. *bottom drawer catches his attention* Hey what's this? *opens drawer*
Joey: *smirks*
Kaiba: *smirks back*
~*~Yugi and Yami?~*~
Yugi: *looking for asprin* Where could it be?
Yami: *sitting in a rolling chair* What does this thing do? *picks up a shot*
Yugi: Yami no! *grabs the shot and throws it away* Don't touch that! *goes back to searching*
Yami: Ok. So Yugi do you remember anything that you did while you were sugar high?
Yugi: Nope not a thing. *opens a cabinent*
Yami: Good. *sighs in relief*
Yugi: Aha! Here it is! *pulls out a bottle of asprin*
Yami: Lets head back. *leaves the room*
Yugi: *follows*
~*~Back upstairs~*~
Bakura: SHE F***ING HATES ME!!!
Marik: LALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: I tried so hard and she tore my feelings-
Power: *goes out*
Duke: *blinks*
Tristan: Is everyone okay?
Serenity: I'm okay.
Bakura: *jumps off stage* Now what?
Marik: Lets head back to the Library.
Malik: V_V Just when we were getting to the good part of the song.
Everyone: *goes to the Library*
Ryou: Wait for me!
~*~Joey and Kaiba~*~
Kaiba: Great.
Joey: Where are you?
Kaiba: By the chair.
Joey: *trips over the open drawer* AH!
Kaiba: Huh?
Joey: *falls on Kaiba*
Kaiba: *lands in chair* You ok?
Joey: Yeah. Stupid drawer.
Kaiba: *stands up* Lets go.
Joey: Right. *stands up*
Kaiba: *starts feeling along the walls*
Joey: Where are you at?!
Kaiba: *sighs* Over here mutt! Grab onto my waist!
Joey: *finds Kaiba and grabs onto his waist*
Both: *blushing*
~*~Yugi and Yami anyone?~*~
Yugi: Lovely.
Yami: Why do you say that?
Yugi: The wonderful situation we're in now.
Yami: Ok....
Yugi: Well at least we still have the emergency lights. ^_^
Emergency lights: *go out*
Yami: Yugi can you see where you're going?
Yugi: Yeah I'll be fine. *starts walking and trips*
Yami: *sighs* Here I'll carry you. *picks him up in his arms*
Yugi: Yami I can walk!
Yami: No you can't.
Yugi: Yes I can!
Yami: No!
Yugi: Yes!
Yami: No!
Yugi: Yes!
Yami: No!
Yugi: Yes!
Yami: No!
Yugi: Fine! *pouts*
~*~Later on when everyone was back~*~
Duke: This is a lovely situation we've been blessed with.
Bakura: I can see.
Malik: Me too.
Yami: I can as well.
Kaiba: Oh now you tell us.
Yami's: -_-;;
Joey: Go find some candles then.
Bakura: Fine where are they at?
Ryou: Down the hall in the Lab.
Serenity: Make sure you don't blow anything up.
Malik: We'll try not to.
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Summer School from Hell
~Everyone was in a classroom on the first floor~
Kaiba: Okay everyone I am Mr. Kaiba. *writes it on the board* Say it with me M-R. K-A-I-B-A.
Others: o_O
Yugi, Ryou, and Joey: Mr. Kaiba.
Kaiba: Good. Now today we're going to talk about the ten steps to running your own business. What's step number one Ryou?
Ryou: Eat lots of candy?
Kaiba: NO! *slaps a whip on his desk*
Others: O_O
Kaiba: Step one is to add up the cost. Yugi what's step two?
Yugi: Go to sleep?
Kaiba: WRONG! *slaps the whip again* You have to tell your family and friends.
Others: @_@
Kaiba: Joey what's step number three?
Joey: Kill anyone that gets in your way?
Kaiba: CORRECT! Wow he actually got it right.
Joey: ^_^
Others: O_o
Kaiba: Yami what's step number four?
Yami: Send you to the Shadow Realm?
Kaiba: You wish. *slaps whip on Yami's desk* It's to hide the bodies.
Serenity: *whispers to Yami* Geez I never knew Kaiba was violent.
Yami: *whispers back* You should see him at home.
Kaiba: NO TALKING! *slaps the whip on Serenity's desk*
Joey: Geez Kaiba you need to stop playing teacher and get a life.
Kaiba: What did you say? *walks over to him*
Joey: I said stop playing teacher and GET A LIFE!
Others: HE'S BACK TO NORMAL! YAY! ^_^
Ryou: Ahhhh don't yell my head hurts! *holds head in pain*
Yugi: Hey there should be asprin in the nurses office, I'll go get some for you.
Yami: *runs over to Yugi* Yugi what's my name?
Yugi: Uh your name is Yami, Yami.
Yami: YAY HE'S BACK TO NORMAL!!!
Duke: Phew. Glad that's over.
Tristan: We should head back and check on the three maniacs. *leaves with Duke*
Joey: Where did you get that whip Kaiba?
Kaiba: Principal's office.
Joey: @_@ Ok well do you uhhhhhh want me to come with ya so you can put it back?
Kaiba: Whatever. *leaves*
Joey: *follows*
Yugi: Yami can you come with me to get some asprin for Ryou?
Yami: Sure.
Ryou: Thanks Yugi. *leaves with Serenity*
~*~Meanwhile with the three maniacs~*~
Bakura: Well it's done!
Statue: *completely destroyed*
Malik: It's a beatiful pile of dusty dust.
Marik: Now what?
Bakura: Wanna check out the music room?
Malik: Coolio!
Maniacs: *go to the Music room down the hall*
Bakura: ELECTRIC GUITARS! *runs over to one with flames and grabs it*
Marik: Oh! I wanna play! *grabs a black one*
Malik: FUN! *grabs a white one*
Maniacs: *run back to the Auditorium and begin to set up*
Tristan: *runs inside* What are you guys doing now?!
Marik: Having fun! ^_^
Serenity: That doesn't look fun, it just looks dangerous.
Bakura: Ready?
Malik: *turns up a radio behind of him* Ready!
Marik and Bakura: *start playing*
Duke: Hey this is pretty good. *takes down hair and starts bobbing his head to the beat*
Tristan: Yeah it is! ^_^
Serenity: *trying to wake up Mai*
Ryou: *runs in* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out*
~*~Meanwhile with Joey and Kaiba~*~
Kaiba: There.
Joey: *hears something upstairs* What is that noise?
Kaiba: Don't know but it probably involves the maniacs.
Joey: We better hurry then.
Kaiba: Yeah. *bottom drawer catches his attention* Hey what's this? *opens drawer*
Joey: *smirks*
Kaiba: *smirks back*
~*~Yugi and Yami?~*~
Yugi: *looking for asprin* Where could it be?
Yami: *sitting in a rolling chair* What does this thing do? *picks up a shot*
Yugi: Yami no! *grabs the shot and throws it away* Don't touch that! *goes back to searching*
Yami: Ok. So Yugi do you remember anything that you did while you were sugar high?
Yugi: Nope not a thing. *opens a cabinent*
Yami: Good. *sighs in relief*
Yugi: Aha! Here it is! *pulls out a bottle of asprin*
Yami: Lets head back. *leaves the room*
Yugi: *follows*
~*~Back upstairs~*~
Bakura: SHE F***ING HATES ME!!!
Marik: LALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: I tried so hard and she tore my feelings-
Power: *goes out*
Duke: *blinks*
Tristan: Is everyone okay?
Serenity: I'm okay.
Bakura: *jumps off stage* Now what?
Marik: Lets head back to the Library.
Malik: V_V Just when we were getting to the good part of the song.
Everyone: *goes to the Library*
Ryou: Wait for me!
~*~Joey and Kaiba~*~
Kaiba: Great.
Joey: Where are you?
Kaiba: By the chair.
Joey: *trips over the open drawer* AH!
Kaiba: Huh?
Joey: *falls on Kaiba*
Kaiba: *lands in chair* You ok?
Joey: Yeah. Stupid drawer.
Kaiba: *stands up* Lets go.
Joey: Right. *stands up*
Kaiba: *starts feeling along the walls*
Joey: Where are you at?!
Kaiba: *sighs* Over here mutt! Grab onto my waist!
Joey: *finds Kaiba and grabs onto his waist*
Both: *blushing*
~*~Yugi and Yami anyone?~*~
Yugi: Lovely.
Yami: Why do you say that?
Yugi: The wonderful situation we're in now.
Yami: Ok....
Yugi: Well at least we still have the emergency lights. ^_^
Emergency lights: *go out*
Yami: Yugi can you see where you're going?
Yugi: Yeah I'll be fine. *starts walking and trips*
Yami: *sighs* Here I'll carry you. *picks him up in his arms*
Yugi: Yami I can walk!
Yami: No you can't.
Yugi: Yes I can!
Yami: No!
Yugi: Yes!
Yami: No!
Yugi: Yes!
Yami: No!
Yugi: Yes!
Yami: No!
Yugi: Fine! *pouts*
~*~Later on when everyone was back~*~
Duke: This is a lovely situation we've been blessed with.
Bakura: I can see.
Malik: Me too.
Yami: I can as well.
Kaiba: Oh now you tell us.
Yami's: -_-;;
Joey: Go find some candles then.
Bakura: Fine where are they at?
Ryou: Down the hall in the Lab.
Serenity: Make sure you don't blow anything up.
Malik: We'll try not to.
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