Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Teasing Games ❯ I Never... ( Chapter 1 )

Title: Teasing Games

Author: Dvorak

Email: DvorakLv@aol.com

Rating: R for now ^_^

Pairing(s): Seto/Jou Yami/Yugi Bakura/Ryou Marik/Malik

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters. If I did I wouldn't be writing about them.

Summary: Mokuba tricks Seto into throwing a party for New Years at the mansion. Little does he know that it's a setup to get Jou and him together. Naughty games are mingled with `innocent' fun to trick the two. Will the teasing work?

Chapter One I Never…

Kaiba escorted the breathless blonde in. He also managed to note the mutt's choice of outfit. It was something different from the usual t-shirts and jeans. Jou was wearing black pants and shoes with a thick dark green turtle neck that clung to his body. It was breathtaking. Seto liked the change.

As soon as all men were in the room, Kaiba really didn't know what to do. Sure he had hosted parties for many people before, but never anything like this. Plus he was still upset that these `friends' of his were actually staying the night. It was only 8:20 now. They had some time to kill. Doing as he normally would in any party; Kaiba generously walked over and offered the group food and drink.

"Would you all care to have something to eat?"

"Alright Kaiba. Mokuba said not to eat before we came over. Hey Bakura, you got the drinks?" Seto's eye twitched when he heard the mentioning of `drinks.'

"Actually I forgot about them. But I'll go get them now. We should have plenty of time. Hell all night, right?" Everybody nodded but Kaiba. Before the CEO could manage to ask about the beverages, Bakura and Ryou were already out the door. He didn't know what to think, but the party would have to be on hold until then.

The brunette walked over to sit on the loveseat with the blonde, since it was the only other place to sit in the room. Kaiba made a note that Mokuba had managed four love seats in this room with a large table in the middle. Now he had to sit by Jou the rest of the night, or on the floor. `I should thank Mokuba,' Kaiba thought.

In no time the couple was back. Well it did take them almost an hour, but it didn't seem to matter to the group. Seto stood as did the rest of them when he saw the loads of alcohol the two were carrying in. Bakura walked over and handed Seto a few.

"Hey Kaiba, take these into the kitchen. There's more in the car." Ryou laughed but then saw the look in Kaiba's face.

"Who the hell said we could have alcohol. We are underage!"

"Awe, don't be such a pussy Kaib." Said Marik. "Besides, your brother insisted we bring it to lighten up your mood. And even if we are underage, we are in a secure location, spending the night, and could make all the noise we want because you house is so damn big!" Malik laughed and kissed Marik on the cheek.

Now all the alcohol was in the kitchen. There was enough to kill 10 men. Seto didn't like where the night was headed. Jou suddenly joined him and started loading everything in the over sized fridge.

"What are you doing in here?"

"Uh, well Yugi said for me to come and help you. They're all talking right now about the first game."

"Game?" Seto questioned.

"Yeah I think we are playing `I Never.'"

"I Never?" Seto looked questionably at Jounouchi.

"Yeah, its where each person receives 5 shots; then they take turns around the circle telling something they've never done. Example `I never broken a bone or I have never traveled out of the country.' Anyone who has done this must drink the shot. After going around the circle several times, the person with the last shot left wins. Or something like that."

"Oh."

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The three couples were crouched together listening to Yugi about the first game. "Ok guys, we need to do this right. First make Seto drink all his, we want him getting a little tipsy. Then go for the sexual stuff. And don't be shy. We need to get these two together. And no making out while the game is in play." Yugi looked at Marik and Malik. "We don't want to be that rude. Oh and on the New Years kiss, just totally make out and leave Jou and Kaiba sitting there watching. If that doesn't do it I don't know what will."

"So that's all you have, as far as panning goes?" Ryou crossed his arms.

"Yep." Yugi nodded and smiled. He hoped this would work but there wasn't much time to talk without both Jou and Kaiba in the room. So now would have been the best time to do so.

"So we should start the game already, its passed 9. I'll go fill the drinks and bring them out." Yami offered.

"Don't use the strong stuff, not just yet anyways." Yugi pointed.

"Well hikari, why don't you just come and help me?" Yugi beamed and followed Yami into the kitchen, while the spirit reached behind and grabbed his ass.

"Hey Kaiba, Jou. You two can go sit now. We are getting ready for the next game." The smallest blonde said. The mutt and the brunette nodded their head and sat in the living area with the other two couples, watching the festivity on the large television. Soon the spirit was bringing out the shots, setting six down in front of each person. Once that was done, Bakura and the others scooted the love seats closely around the table so they were in reach of the shots.

"6 shots?" Malik questioned.

"We had extra from the bottle. No need to waste." Malik nodded his head as Yami explained the extra shot.

"Well let's get this game started, Ill go first." Yugi raised his hand. Everybody waited, knowing he was going to say something so Kaiba would have to drink a shot. Of course Jou was completely oblivious to it all, but that was the best part. "I never…had a sibling." Score two points for Yugi as only Jounouchi, Kaiba and Malik drank to that one."

"Wait, would that count for me?" Marik asked.

"No, no I don't think so." Next to ask was Yami, who was sitting on the couch beside Yugi, if you were going clockwise.

"Ok, I never kissed a woman."

Nobody drank.

"Hn, alright," Ryou laughed. "I never gave head."

Gasp…

Yugi, Yami, and Malik drank.

"That's disgusting." Kaiba said. As he waited for the next to go. Which unfortunately for him was Bakura.

"I never…liked Jou." That one should hit the spot. Seto wasn't sure if he should drink. He didn't know what `like' they were talking about. Was it love? Attraction? Or just friendship like?"

He decided to drink anyway. Everybody else joined him too, besides Bakura of course.

"Hey Bakura, I didn't know you didn't like me." Jounouchi pouted.

"Its not that I don't like you, its just I think you are too wild for me. I bet you're a screamer in the bed, am I right Kaiba?"

"Who said I knew or wanted that?" Seto was visibly growing angry, even though his voice was still unusually calm.

"Well you did drink didn't you? That means you like Jou, or just wonder. Right? I bet you think about him all the time! OUCH!" Ryou kicked his spirit on his leg, telling him to shut up. Seto didn't want to play anymore; and the mutt was right out embarrassed.

"Who the hell are you to say what I think?! It's none of your business!"

"Its ok guys, just a little misunderstandin,' no need to argue over me."

The group calmed and the turn was next Seto's. He didn't want to make the question a sexual reference but at the same time, wanted to get back at Bakura. He had completely embarrassed him. But had the rest of the night for revenge, right?

"I never watched porn." Seto smirked at his comment as everyone gasped. But everyone drank too. Kaiba couldn't believe he was the only one who hasn't watched porn! Now that was embarrassing. It was now Jou's turn. Everyone was waiting impatiently for his comment. So far Jounouchi and Bakura were currently in the lead, tied at 5 glasses left. Then it was preceded by Seto, Ryou, and Marik who only had drank two shots. The losers so far were Yami, Yugi and Malik who only had three drinks left.

"I never had sex." Jou said. It was funny when everyone drank but him and Seto. All eyes were on the two couples as the others downed their drinks in one gulp. They all laughed, except the two virgins of course, who were more than a little ashamed at their innocence. Jou just hadn't found the right person for the job, and he didn't want to give himself to just anyone. It was simpler for Kaiba because he just didn't have the time to find the `one,' let alone sex. It was now Marik's turn to have a go at the game. He thought for a while.

"I never got a hickey on my neck."

"But Marik-" Malik was cut off when the taller man elbowed him in the side. Marik leaned over and whispered to his lover's ear.

"I said neck love." As they whispered this, Malik drank his fifth glass. Yugi drank as well as Ryou, Yami, and Jou. Seto looked over to his right at the blonde, wondering who could have latched on to that beautiful, thin neck. He felt very possessive all of a sudden, and wanted to know everything about the mutt. His thoughts were interrupted as Malik was to go next.

"I never, hmm. Well I never. Man I have done everything!" The younger boy looked over to Marik who just laughed.

"No love, you have not done everything." Marik winked as his lover got the hint.

"Oh! I never had more than one partner. At the same time!" Everybody laughed but then no one drank. Except for Yami. Yugi looked over wide eyed; disbelieving his lover could do such a thing. Yami sensed his Yugi's worry and explained to the group what had happened.

"When I was pharaoh in Ancient Egypt, it was common to have many slaves. Even sex slaves. So I had on occasion multiple partners."

"Ohhhhhhhhhh."

Well now Yami was out of the game since he was first to drink all of his shots. Yugi trailed with only one left to drink. Ironically, it was now Yugi's turn. Yugi wanted Seto to drink more shots if he could help it. Jou was tied with Kaiba at the moment, but maybe the best course of action would be to let them win rather than lose. Even if Seto or Jou doesn't get drunk now, there was always later. And this could be quiet a competition for the two. The new plan was set.

"I never used handcuffs with a lover." Yami blushed but smirked as he saw Marik and Bakura drink to that one. By now Kaiba was noticing the amount of drinks he and Jou had. They were tied, only with two shots gone. Man, it seemed as if they had done nothing. But it felt a little better to have someone with as less sexual experience as yourself.

Bakura was anxiously waiting his turn. "I never masturbated with anyone!"

Yugi and Malik are now out of the game. They were kinda tipsy now, but not enough to get dizzy. Luckily they didn't use the strong alcohol and saved it for later. Again it was Ryou's turn.

"I never watched two people have sex."

Bakura and Marik drank to that.

Seto decided he wanted to end the game soon. It was getting too uncomfortable with all his glasses full. He knew he shouldn't have cared, but it hurt not to have someone like the others did. It was only him and Jou.

"I never…" began Kaiba. "…shared my bed."

Bakura, Marik, and Ryou drank, leaving the two spirits out of the game. The only three left were of course Ryou, Seto, and Jou.

Thinking that he could get Ryou out of the game, Jou thought of a brilliant thing he has never done to make the British boy lose. "I never had a thing for a blonde." It surprised everyone when Kaiba decided to drink to that, along with Ryou of course. Yugi snickered quietly, trying to cover up the sound by burying his head in his lover's chest. Now only Jou and Seto remain. Kaiba caught on and thought that if Jou had never had a thing for a blonde, the only other logical option would be…

"Brunette. I never had a thing for a brunette." Jou of course cursed at Kaiba and drank another shot. Yugi knew this was going nowhere fast and decided to move onto the next game. This was getting a little old anyways.

"Hey guys. Lets set up for the next game. Jou and Kaiba are officially the winners. So what do you all wanna do?" Everyone thought about the choices. Yugi knew no one was going to suggest a game since he was the one in control of the whole `plan.' So he decided to take charge for the rest of the night. It was his idea after all. "Ok, well this time, let's not do a drinking game. How about Jinga?"

Seto thought for a moment. There was a catch. There had to be a catch. At least where Yugi was involved. "And what happens to the loser?" Kaiba asked.

Yugi knew exactly what to do with the loser. And somehow they had to make it either Jou or Seto. But with Kaiba's skills, it was probably going to be Jou. "How about the loser has to dress like a girl!" everybody stopped at looked at the small blonde.

"And how far are they supposed to go? Ryou asked. He knew Yug was up to something. This was going to be fun.

But then all planning was interrupted as the doorbell rang.

"Pizza's here!"

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-Dvorak