Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Teasing Games ❯ Happy New Years! ( Chapter 5 )

Title: Teasing Games

Author: Dvorak

Email: DvorakLv@aol.com

Rating: R for now ^_^

Pairing(s): Seto/Jou Yami/Yugi Bakura/Ryou Marik/Malik

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters. If I did I wouldn't be writing about them.

Summary: Mokuba tricks Seto into throwing a party for New Years at the mansion. Little does he know that it's a setup to get Jou and him together. Naughty games are mingled with `innocent' fun to trick the two. Will the teasing work?

Chapter Five…Happy New Years!

The television was turned all the way up and the party hats were out. New Years was about to commence in five minutes. Seto didn't know if he had the willpower to make it. The champagne was out for the toast, and all he needed now was a kissing partner. G uess who the only one left was. Jou.

He wasn't going to do it. N way was he going to kiss Jou again. He had to before, even though things got out of control. But he was still forced! Kinda. The countdown was going to start any minute, and he didn't know what he was going to do. But he knew he couldn't ever kiss Katsuya.

"Hey Kaiba! I think I found your kissing partner hiding over here. Everyone else has one. You need one right?"

"No as a matter of fact I don't." Seto crossed his arms.

"Oh but its bad luck."

"I don't believe in luck, nor will I kiss anyone." Yugi thought the CEO might pull this stunt, so he knew to have a backup plan.

Anytime now.

Kaiba's phone rang in his pocket. He was surprised, thinking he had turned it off before. The alcohol must have done something to him.

"Kaiba."

"Hey Seto! You havin' fun?" Kaiba cringed, knowing his little brother was just going to cause him trouble and another headache. But he decided to make the best out of it and play along.

"Yes I am. You?" the small boy knew what his brother was doing, and decided to change the subject from a lighter note to a heavier one.

"Do you have your new years kissing partner yet? I think the only one you could kiss would be Jou."

`SHIT!'

"Yes Mokuba, the only person I can kiss is the mutt." The younger Kaiba wanted to make sure his brother was going to go along with the blackmail, er plan; so a nice reminder might do the trick. At least that's what he and Yugi had agreed upon when he called him not five minutes ago.

"LISTEN SETO KAIBA OR ELSE!" Kaiba had to pull the phone away from his ear. "YOU BETTER KISS JOUNOUCHI, OR I SWEAR FIRST THING MONDAY, I WILL NOT ONLY GIVE JOU THE DIARY, BUT I WILL COPY IT AND HAND IT OUT TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. GOT THAT?!"

Seto sighed and put the phone back to where he could talk. "Yes Mokuba."

"Alright big brother, I love you! And don't ruin it."

"Ruin what?" *CLICK*

Seto sweat dropped and put the phone back into his expensive pants. He looked down at Yugi who was still there. "What was that all about?"

"None of your business." Kaiba had his cocky attitude out again, knowing that his brother had outsmarted him. He walked back into the living room with Yugi and sat beside Jou. Ironically as soon as he sat down, everyone stood up when the ten second count down started.

Here we go.

"TEN."

"NINE."

"EIGHT."

Jou picked up his glass like everyone else. He was still dressed like a damn girl, and the boots were killing his feet. He was wondering if the CEO would go along and actually kiss him. They hadn't said a word to each other since. Jou doubted if the brunette had the balls to do it.

"SEVEN."

"SIX."

"FIVE."

Now both were completely nervous. They looked around at all the happy couples and wanted to puke. Even though it's what they really wanted.

"FOUR."

Seto Kaiba reached over and pulled Jounouchi closer to him and smiled. He finally decided if he was going to do it. Might as well do it right.

"THREE."

The blonde looked up, startled by the strong arm holding him around his slimmer hips. With the shoes, he was now at eye level to Seto, and loved it. Now he could really look into the blue eyes.

"TWO!"

"ONE!!!"

With a crystal glass in each hand, they tipped it to toast each other and smiled.

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

The setting was perfect. The Auld Ang Syne played in the background as the new years couples kissed. Jou still patiently waited for his other to make the move. They danced, listening to no one but the music. Seto leaned forward slowly to kiss Jou. It wasn't passion, it wasn't lust, it was adoration, a feeling of emotion, none of which the two wanted to share. But it couldn't be helped.

"Did you know that this song was originated in France?" Seto said. Jou shook his head and danced with Seto as the celebration could be heard in the background.

Kaiba leaned even closer and they swayed and whispered very close to Katsuya's ear.

"J'ai ai toujours voulu vous dire que je me suis senti."

"What?" Jou whispered back.

"Il n'y a aucun mot pour décrire votre beauté et élégance."

"Kaiba, I can't understand a word your saying." Seto chose to ignore this and continued with his speech.

"La vérité est Katsuya… Juste il y a une seconde, j'ai réalisé ce que me suis senti j'et après que toute cette fois je peux finalement vous dire ; de plus de manières qu'une."

The blonde looked up amazed by the CEO's embrace. It was heartwarming. But he wished he knew what the hell he was saying! "Is that French…" Kaiba put a finger over Jou's pink lips.

"Je t'aime."

"What?" Jou said, still with the finger over his mouth.

"Te amo."

"Kaiba would you stop this, I can't…"

"Ich liebe dich"

"Huh?"

"Anata wa, dai suki desu."

Seto stepped away as he tipped his glass and toasted the blonde before returning to his seat. The celebration was settling down now and everyone was continuing with the evening. He was bewildered. Did Kaiba think Jou did not understand the last phrase he had said? It had been in Japanese for sure. But did the other realize that? This was going to be an uneasy night. How was he going to bring this up with him? Well, it had to be done. Sooner or later…

Later.

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"So what are we going to play next?" Ryou asked as Bakura was still kissing down his neck from the make out session not five minutes ago. He just tilted his head and let his lover continue, not embarrassed by the big red marks on his neck. "Yugi, didn't you say you had a game for us to play?"

"Hey guys?" Jou stood, feeling a bit uneasy after the whole new years incident and all.

"Yeah, what is it Jou?" Yami said.

"Well before the next game, can I change? I mean haven't I been in this getup long enough?"

Jou looked over at Seto, still perplexed to his words. But he wanted to face Kaiba as male, not female. He knew it was not a figment of his imagination.

"Well, how about after this next game we're playing. Then you can be a male again." Jou groaned, wondering when this `game' was going to be over.

"So whats the game?"

"Pictionary!"

"Pictionary?" Ryou questioned. Yugi got up and ran over to his stuff and got the supplies.

"See, you use this large pad of paper, place it on this stand, and give someone something to draw. And if their partner guesses correctly, then they win. I made the cards myself, so they are all unique in their own way. But there's a catch."

"There's always a catch." Kaiba stated.

Yugi ignored the comment and continued. "The losing team gets to go first in the next game, which is the typical Seven Minutes in Heaven. And the winning team gets to choose the second couple to go in. after that; it's just the luck of the draw."

Now the teams were set and the `cards' ready to go. Jou crossed his long legs and was handed the first card. Hopefully he could draw, and Kaiba would be a good guesser. He read the card.

"What the hell! There is no way I am drawing that!"

"Why what's wrong?" Yami and Yugi were laughing quietly, while the others sat dumbfounded. Jou read the card again once over in his mind.

`There is no way he wants me to draw Kaiba's penis!' the blonde sat up as all the males looked at his rear end. As the blonde walked gracefully over to the drawing board, Bakura whistled. That was soon forgotten as a large penis was sketched on the board. Seto didn't seem fazed, but deep down was about to go crazy.

Was it the alcohol tonight, or did Jounouchi just draw a large penis? Then he started to make dollar signs everywhere around the cock.

"Uhh.."

"Cmon!" Jou cheered.

"I don't…and expensive cock?" Jou kept drawing, this time making a briefcase. "A cocky… I don't know! You're going to have to do better than that!" the mutt continued to try, but as hard as he did, Seto always came up with a blank. Next, something that looked like a male was being draw.

`Maybe this is someone's penis. Like ownership....' Seto thought.

"Times almost up." Yugi called out.

"Shit, what is it mutt?!" Jou shook his head back and forth really fast. He couldn't do anything.

"Alright, your minute is over Kaiba." Yami announced as the CEO lowered his head, and then looked up at the blonde.

"Well?" Kaiba asked patiently. He looked at Jou for the answer.

"Uh, well you see….hmm. It says on the card, Seto Kaiba's penis." As he hurriedly went to sit down, Marik laughed at the picture and made sure to get everyone else's attention also.

"Man Jou, you must be a wishful thinker. Hahaha….you drew the biggest Kaiba penis I ever saw!" the group then went into fits and giggles until it erupted to cries and howls. Jou just sat and remembered once again to cross his legs. To his surprise, Kaiba had the biggest smirk on his face he had ever seen.

`So Kaiba isn't offended? Maybe he likes the idea? Or maybe he is just screwing with me? Oh, if only…'

The next card was handed to Bakura since he had been sitting next to Jou on his right. He went up to the board then actually took the time to read the card.

"Man Yugi, you are one sick and twisted individual." Bakura said as he started to sketch the picture. Ryou looked puzzled and tilted his head at the form his lover was drawing. He first saw a stick figure which was standing on his knees. Next there was another stick figure in front of the first. But this time on its hands and knees.

"Doggy style!"

"Yes, but no."

"Uh….sex?"

"No!" Bakura wanted to tell his hikari so bad, he was so close. "Think about what it is!"

"OH! FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION!" Bakura laughed and shook his head, signaling that his partner had done a good job. Ryou got up and kissed his taller lover with all the passion he could muster. "We really work well together love."

"Yes we do. In many, many ways." Now as Bakura and Ryou sat on their couch, Yami took a card and walked over to the paper. He raised eyebrow at Yugi and quietly drew as the timer started.

"Wait! Wait! Wait!" Jou said aloud. He stood up and walked over to Yami. But before he made his destination, Bakura took the liberty of smacking his ass. The blonde yelped and stood beside Yami. "Hey Yugi, how they hell are you supposed to play when you're the one who made the cards?! That's cheatin'."

"Oh, I guess I never thought about it. You're right Jou, that just means Yami and I can't play. Lets see if Malik and Marik guess right and if they do or don't, we could just go into a tie breaker, so the next game won't be a total loss."

"We can still play the next game without losers Yug."

"Yeah but it wont be as much fun."

"Whatever." Jou said as he walked back to Kaiba, covering his backside with his hands. He stared at Bakura as he went by; thanking whatever deity there was that his ass wasn't hit again.

Though as Katsuya sat down he thought about the rest of the evening and when he was going to confront Kaiba about the little comment he had made earlier. `I can't talk to him in front of everyone, but how on earth am I going to get him alone. We are spending the night, but that will be too late and look strange to the others. They'd probably think we're havin' sex or something. But in the next game, we are supposed to be in the closet. But am I going to get Kaiba to come in the closet? Whoa, bad choice of words there Jou. But that would be my only chance. At least for tonight. But I really need to get these things off my chest.'

By this time Marik was up at the board drawing what looked like to be a penis. Then really misshapen lips were open next to it. Marik looked at Malik to say something.

"Uh, giving head?"

"Penis sucker?"

"Dildo? Hell I don't know Marik, can't you draw better than that!" then Marik had the brilliant idea of blowing air into his mouth and puffing his cheeks out.

"Oh I know I know! To get a mouthful!"

"Yep!" Marik actually squeaked. How OOC!

"Well I guess that makes Seto and Jou the losers. Now it's the tie breaker between Marik, Malik, and Bakura and Ryou. Here's the card." Yugi handed it to Ryou this time who walked up to the board. He read the card.

"Hn, this is going to be easy." He said as he drew something like looked like a dog with a leash around him. Dollar signs went around the pup as Bakura started laughing. Jou prayed that it wasn't crack at his nick name.

"I think I know what this is. It's too easy! Hahaha…Jounouchi Kaiba!"

"We win! We win! Hahaha in your face!" Ryou started jumping from the excitement. Kaiba and Jou just stared dumbfounded that there was the idea of Jou using the CEO's last name like a marriage.

"What the hell was that about and why did you guys the mutt my last name?" Kaiba yelled.

`Ok this is getting weird; at first I thought he liked me. Now he is yelling?' Katsuya thought.

"Oh Kaiba, don't look so much into it. Either take it in a good way and admit that you and Jou look good together, or you can just call it and oxymoron." Yami stated, standing in for his lover.

"Whatever." The brunette sighed and sat down. He looked to his right at the blonde who was hunched together with his this legs up to his chest. The strands of hair fell in his face, but the expression for once was unreadable. Now Seto really felt like an ass. He was just going to have to make it up within the seven minutes.

And it will be heaven.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TBC

Note: Thanks to all reviewers. I only managed to get 5 good reviews and to reward them, I'm going to give them the translations to Kaiba's speech. Its a little nice side chapter, so if your name is listed below and you know you reviewed for me, then email me saying who you are and I will send it. It's complete right now and ready to go. I just need my five victums.

Winning reviewers:

I. Leona or NaiyaTook

II. MercilessTantalus

III. Relena4854

IV. Katsuki

V. ANNE

I have to say though that the best review I ever got was from Leona. It was funny and really told me what she thought and wanted out of my fic; and even a little comment she made is going to change the plot a little. You'll just have to wait and find out.

Anyway, to these good reviewers...my email address is Dvoraklv@aol.com. Hope to hear from you. And if not, then you'll just have to wait like the rest of them. Later

-Dvorak