Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Teasing Games ❯ The Dance ( Chapter 10 )

Title: Teasing Games

Author: Dvorak

Email: DvorakLv@aol.com
Rating: NC17
Pairing(s): Seto/Jou - Yami/Yugi - Bakura/Ryou - Marik/Malik
Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters. If I did I wouldn't be writing about them.

Summary: Mokuba tricks Seto into throwing a party for New Years at the mansion. Little does he know that it's a setup to get Jou and him together. Naughty games are mingled with `innocent' fun to trick the two. Will the teasing work?

Chapter Ten…The Dance

"NO!" Jou yelled.

"But why?"

"NO!"

"C'mon and just try to-" Yugi tried to reason with him.

"NO!"

"Damn it Jounouchi. If you do this then I'll, I'll…I'll pay you!"

"You will?"

"Yes."

"So now I'm a hooker or somethin'?"

"Yes but- NO, NO JOU NOT LIKE THAT!"

"Why the hell do you want me to give Kaiba a lap dance anyway?"

Yugi stood there, unable to think of anything to say. He didn't know how on earth he was going to get Jou to agree. I mean he's already been a woman for goodness sake! Yugi just hoped he would get some help in persuasion from the others.

As he looked over he gave a `help me look' and raised his eyebrows. The others just started whistling and turning their heads as if there was nothing wrong. Yami on the other hand gave him a blank look and shook his head. `Stupid King of Games…' Yugi thought. `Wait, King Games, games, GAMES! THAT'S IT!'

"I challenge you to a duel!" Yugi declared. Jou began to laugh at the small teenager for his efforts.

"But Yugi, we don't have any cards with us. How the hell are we supposed to play?"

"Who said we needed cards?" Yugi grabbed a quarter from his pocket. "If I win, you gotta give Kaiba a lap dance. And what would your terms be Jou?"

"And if I win, I want YOU to give Kaiba the lap dance, without the blindfold, and everyone watches!" Jou laughed and rubbed his hands together.

"Those aren't very good terms Jounouchi. But if that's what it takes, I accept your challenge." Yugi took the coin and looked at Jou.

"Tails." Was all he said as the metal went flipping into the air. "Let it hit the ground." Jou said. Once they heard the impact, the coin started rolling to the other side of the room. Everyone followed it to behind a couch.

Then as the coin couldn't be seen, Yami used his millennium eye and made sure it was on the side of evil. "Heads! Yugi wins!" Ryou called out.

"Damn it! Yug I know you cheated."

"Uh huh, sure I did. Now don't you need to be somewhere?" Jou was about to leave instead of causing a fight. "Oh no wait, you need something different to wear. He'll know it's you probably." Yugi stated as matter of factly. Jou cringed.

"Its not going to be female is it?"

"No, you're going as male. But I think I will give you a change of Kaiba's clothes that he never wears. Mokuba helped me incase someone needed an extra sets of shirts and pants. Of course they need to be very tight. And I heard he had some leather upstairs."

Then for some reason, everyone cried with laughter. "Who knew the great Seto Kaiba had a pair of leather pants! Oh my God!" Malik blurted out. Even though the idea was quite amusing, there still had work to be done.

"I'll be right back with the outfit Jou." Little Yugi ran up the flights of stairs into Kaiba's room and found what he was looking for. "Let's hope Jounouchi has the balls to fit into these. Literally!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Strip Tease

"Where the hell is she? Or he for that matter." Kaiba said under his breath. "I am not going to stay like this all ni-" the door opened and Seto once again became still. He heard small footsteps as the figure entered the room. He didn't know what to do other than to wait for a touch or something. Truthfully, he also wanted to tear the blindfold off and get the hell out of there. Well it could have been worse. He could be with Jou right now, serving him like a slave. Jou would've taken full advantage of that too.

Music began to play in the room. Seto found it distasteful that it happened to be Usher of all people. That new song `Yeah' or something.

After a few second of the singing, Kaiba felt a weight on his lap.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The New Game

The crew sat down after everything was cleaned. They needed to occupy themselves and playing a game was out of the question. At least for now. They needed a small break before things got out of control again. "Anyone have ideas on what we could do until Jou is done?" Marik asked.

The room was silent as people thought.

"Well, what about a kissing game?" Malik said, sitting next to his lover on the over stuffed couch.

"Nah," Yugi said. "We have all kissed each other before, and that's something we could use with Jou and Kaiba. But since they're not here, then…"

"Jokes! I know the best jokes!" Ryou cried out.

"Hey that's not a bad idea Ryou." Yami commented and then looked over at his young love. Everyone had agreed. "We should make it a small competition. Each of us tells a joke, and we will see whose is the best."

"But if we all tell a joke, won't we want to pick our own?" Yugi said

"We'll just let someone else pick for us. Let's not be concerned with it right now. Ryou, since it was your idea, why don't you go first?"

The small boy situated himself and coughed in his hand. "Alright then. There was this construction worker on the third floor of an unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes, meaning `I'," Ryou did the imitation. "Then pointed at his knees, meaning `need', and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the third floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, `You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw.' The other guy replied, `I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming.'"

The whole group started laughing hysterically at the joke Ryou had just told. It was pretty good and hard to be outdone.

"That's the funniest thing I have ever heard." Marik said, holding his sides.

"No it's not! Its good and all but mine is much funnier. Bakura said, getting his competitive face on. "Ok listen up! There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. Wait, no I messed up!" Bakura took a breath. "Ok so he went to the party and the host answered the door. The guy was just standing there with no shirt, socks or shoes on. `What the hell are you supposed to be?' asked the host. And he said `A premature ejaculation, I just came in my pants!'" Bakura sighed now that the joke was over.

Only a few people managed to laugh.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile

The song continued as the dancer sat on Kaiba's lap. Jou, knowing Seto would recognize his voice, made it deeper and tried to not use his accent.

"Hello Seto Kaiba." The blonde said this agonizingly slow. Then he touched the brunette's ear and spoke again, rubbing his lips on the skin. "I have been waiting for you."

"You're a male." Kaiba's voice was shaky and his heart rate was increasing. He had never had a real sexual encounter with anyone. Not even a stupid first kiss or a faint hickey on his neck. The CEO tried to respond again. "You have?" but unlike the mystery man, his speech was very fast and sloppy.

In response, Jounouchi pressed more of his weight on Kaiba, digging deeper. Seto could now feel that the dancer had indeed been waiting. He was very stiff. Both of them were.

"Yes I have Seto." Jou decided to call him by first name. "Do you want me to dance?" Kaiba thought about this a moment.

"What is the point of you dancing, if I can't even see you?"

"It's not about seeing. It's about feeling." The blonde pushed the skin of his lips against Seto's. It was so soft and gentle, but demanding to go further. Kaiba opened his mouth, but the other male decided to not use his tongue; and Kaiba himself was too shy to do anything with a blindfold over his eyes.

The music continued as Jou moved his hips to the beat of the computerized orchestra in the background. Kaiba thrusted up also, and as they met, their kiss deepened. Jou stopped and turned around so now he was still sitting on Seto, but facing away. He dug his ass as much as he could into the crotch of the CEO, making him hard and needy.

Then song ended and started another. Funny thing was, Kaiba actually liked this song. `The Way You Move' by OutKast. It had a nice rhythm too, and that was what Jou was looking for. A steady beat to grind.

Katsuya then leaned his torso back and pressed himself onto Seto as his rotated his hips to the music. Kaiba couldn't get enough. He thought Yugi would make someone he knew dance in order to embarrass him. But this stripper was nothing like that and seemed like a total professional. Even though Seto had never had any experience, this was good.

But then it all stopped. The weight was gone and it didn't seem like anything was in there but him and the music. He tried sensing a presence, but realized where the dancer was when a pair of arms snaked a way around his shoulders from behind.

"Do you want more?"

"Yes."

"How bad?"

"There are no words to describe. Look at my cock and see for yourself." The arrogant CEO was being his old self again as he became more comfortable.

"Well, let's just see then." In one moment, the hands were gone. Seto Kaiba then felt a loosening of his pants and the zipper being pulled down. He was scared for a second. He didn't like this and it was going too far!

But the CEO only managed a whisper.

"Don't."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to the Game

"OF COURSE IT WAS FUNNY! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER?!" Bakura yelled at Marik.

"Well yes I do. I just can't remember it right off the top of my head."

*Sweatdrop*

*Five Minutes Later…

Yugi didn't like waiting. He hated waiting. Sometimes he could be a patient person, but now wasn't one of those times. "Ok I'll tell one, I hate to fucking wait!" People were taken back by his language, but no one was going to say anything. Yugi calmed down and proceeded with his story. "Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says `Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives ahead of them' The lawyer says `Fuck the Boy Scouts!" and then the priest says, `Do we have time?'"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH……." Everyone really laughed at that. Not only was it incredibly mean, but funny too. Marik then remembered the joke he had wanted to tell.

"OH I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER…" the gang shut up and listened to the spirit so he would stop throwing a fit. He took a long breath. "Ok but its short and rather perverted."

"You mean like Yugi?" Ryou laughed and so did the others.

"Anyway this guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, `Can I smell your pussy?' The woman looks at him in disgust and says, `Certainly not!' `Hmmm,' he replies. `It must be your feet, then.'" If the teenagers didn't have enough to laugh about with the comment on Yugi, this was something so much more than they needed. True it was funny, but a little distasteful.

Yugi turned to his lover on the other side of the couch and smiled. "Do you have one to share Yami?"

Yami blushed with all the attention he was now receiving. "I think it may be too long."

"Nah, go ahead." Ryou decided to encourage the spirit.

"Ok well it goes like this… It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. `All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, `But what's the dollar for?' `Well, she said, `last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.' And he said, `Man, fuck him, give him a dollar.' The lady then added, `The breakfast was my idea.'" Pause. "So was it funny?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wonder How Seto is Doing?

"Don't, Ohhhhhhhhshittt!" Kaiba immediately stopped his plea when he felt his dick freed and a tongue snake from the base to the tip in one hard lick. He didn't know this was part of the dance.

"So you like that big boy?" Jou said softly and slowly. "Do you want more?" he tried so hard not to sound like himself. And it worked like a charm.

"Uh," Kaiba made a nervous laugh which surprised the blonde.

"Well what is it that you want?" his mouth became increasingly close to the tip as he talked.

"That." Jounouchi did it again and Seto stopped breathing to feel more of the ecstasy. The CEO said something under his breath that wasn't meant to be heard.

Jou tried to ignore it as he began to twirl his mouth, tongue and head around the tip at the same time. Kaiba couldn't take much more. He bucked his hips up involuntarily and groaned a name when the mouth was gone.

Then the music stopped. "Wait! That's it? Were done? I didn't mean to I-"

That's when he heard the door shut.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Laughter

No one could stop the tears in the room from laughter. Their stomachs hurt so bad that it felt like they were about to bleed. Half of them already had ended up on the floor from it, and the others managed to stay on the couch.

"Ok people, I'm last so listen up!" everyone tried to stop and listen to the platinum haired boy. "A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker."

"A Koala bear?" Ryou asks laughing.

"Yes and that's not the joke damn it! So anyway he goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, `Where's my money?' The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says `gets paid for sex.' The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It said, `Eats bush and leaves!'"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAA MAN OH MAN THAT WAS GOOD!" Yugi yelled, trying to control anything in his small body. The spasms were just too much. The other lovers had the same problem.

But that was all interrupted when Jou came running in looking around for Yugi.

"Man Yug, I need your help. Where did you put my clothes?"

"They are in the bathroom, but Jounouchi what happened?" Yugi asked concerned. He walked up to his best friend who looked alright, just shaken.

"Uh, I know what you're thinking, and yes I did dance for Kaiba. But something happened. I really just realized that he really does like me. I think he said my name. Crazy huh?"

"Well we all knew that Jou. That the fact that you're crazy and Kaiba likes you." Ryou stated. "Go get dressed and we'll cover for you."

Jou nodded.

"Thanks you guys." And he ran off.

Yugi went to sit next to his lover, looking a little tired. He snuggled up and sighed. "Man this is just too much drama for me."

"Tell me about it." Marik crossed his arms. "So who won?"

"Man is everything a competition for you?" Malik asked.

"YES IT IS, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?"

"MAYBE I DO!"

The fighting stopped when Marik grabbed Malik and captured his lips in a heated, bruising kiss and began to make out on the couch. It looked almost painful how they were grasping each other. Yugi and the others chose to ignore it.

"Well to answer their question, I don't know. How about everybody wins this time?!" Yugi cheered hoping the others would follow. No luck there. "Well how am I supposed to know who wins?"

How indeed…

~~~~~~~~~~~~~TBC