Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Testing the YGO Cast's Sanity ❯ Just a Little Quick Note ( Chapter 1 )

Hey, peoples! I know you all missed me, ne? I've been on a real sugar kick lately, and I'm feeling wackier than ever. You can tell from my writing that I'm insane, but this fic just proves that sugar makes me worse. Well, like several others before me, we'll be questioning the sanity of the YGO cast. We've all read and written these interviews with the cast that eventually drove them to insanity...or in Marik's case, made him even more insane. Well, let me remind you, once again, that I am never sane and that this fic was written during one of my sugar highs. Did I forget anything?

Pyros: Rating, warnings, disclaimer...Shall I go on?

Pilae: *Sticks tongue out at her bf* Besides those.

Kat: Couplings! *hugs Jou plushie*

Pilae: Oh, right. Couplings are: well, I'll tell you when we introduce the characters. Read the first chapter for the crap Pyros mentioned. *to Pyros* You need to act more like my cousin.

Pyros: Why?

Pilae: Because Kat actually enjoys being out of touch with reality! Why won't you accept that about yourself?

Kat: In other words, you should enjoy being insane and dating an insane authoress.

Pyros: No way! I like living my life the same way I have for the last 5000 years!

Pilae: With me?

Pyros: No! My way!

Pilae: You're so cruel!

Kat: While they argue, be reminded that none of us are sane and therefore, this fic will probably not make sense. Enjoy!

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Prelude (Intro)

Hello! Before we get started today, we'll introduce the cast, just for those of you who have very good reasons for having not seen the show. (Yu-Gi-Oh! on the WB Monday-Friday 4:30p.m. central; Saturday 10:00a.m. central) No reason is accepted, but I might make a few exceptions.

For example:

you've been in a coma since the show started airing here in the States and you just woke up.

you've been living in the forest with a pack of wolves or bears with absolutely no electricity and just managed to escape to a place with basic cable and good reception

you've been living at the bottom of the ocean with no electricity and just returned to dry land and a place with basic cable and good reception

you're blind and deaf (this excuse does not explain why you didn't get someone to copy the manga into Braille)

you can't read or understand any written language

Well, I think that's it. Now we'll introduce the characters

~Characters~

Yugi Mutou: the shrimp who solved the Millenium Puzzle; Yami is his...well...yami

Yami Mutou: 5000 yr. old pharaoh; Yugi is his hikari

Jounouchi Katsuya: in this we'll call him Jou (makes things easier for me); big bro of Serenity; Yugi's friend

Hirota Honda: we'll be using his English name, Tristan, just cuz I hate his Japanese name; friend of Jou

Seto Kaiba: CEO of Kaiba Corp.; brother of Mokuba; Yami/Yugi's rival

Mokuba Kaiba: brother of Seto; friend of Yugi

Ryou Bakura: (will be called Ryou) holder of Millenium Ring; friend of Yugi; Bakura is his yami

Bakura: 5000 yr. old Egyptian tomb robber; stole and has Millenium Eye; Ryou is his hikari; rival of Yami

Malik Ishtar: evil tomb-keeper to the pharaoh; holder of Millenium Rod (how wrong does that actually sound?); younger brother of Isis; rival of Yami; Marik is his yami

Marik Ishtar: Malik is his hikari

Shaadi (can't remember his Ra damned Japanese name): holder of Millenium Scales and Millenium Key

Isis Ishtar: tomb-keeper to the pharaoh; holder of Millenium Necklace; sister of Malik

Anzu Mazaki: will be called Téa Gardner just cuz it makes it easier to diss her; friend of Yugi (Ra knows why)

Shizuka Jounouchi: will be called Serenity; sister of Jou

Mai Kujaku: will be known as Mai Valentine; friend/rival of Yugi and Jou

Otogi (can't remember the rest of his Japanese name (Ra help me!)): will be known as Duke Devlin only cuz I can't remember his entire Japanese name; used to be Yugi's rival, now his friend

~Couplings~

(if I decide to make this fic shonen-ai)

Seto/Jou

Yami/Yugi

Marik/Malik

Ryou/Bakura

Shaadi/Isis

Tristan/Duke

Mokuba/Mai

Téa will be with Serenity and both might possibly (Pilae & Kat: Please Ra, please Ra) die. (Kat: Sorry 'bout your sister, Jou, but it has to be done. Pilae: She's not sorry at all. She gets Jou all to herself.)