Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ That Time Yugi Went Crazy ❯ : p ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
pure drivel:Hey ya'll my first fic and it's a song!
It gets kinda rushed towards the end because
I ran out rhymes.
don't read if you're a Tea fan.
R&R

Disclaima: I don't own the song The night santa went crazy
or Yugioh. If you sue me you're deranged and I'll
kick yer ass.

That time Yugi went crazy



Downstairs in the gameshop, Joey and Tristan were makin' cracks.
About Yugi's funky hairdo, and the height thatÊhe lacks.
When he bounced thru the window, and he made them both scream.
He was covered in explosives and dressed like a drag queen.
Well, they both just kept staring, then Joey said
"Wait a minute, Yug's why are ya wearin' Tea's dress? Ya look real' stupit in it."
Then he propped up his rifle, and said with a fake southern drawl,
"Ya kept makin' fun a me, now yer gonna die!(y'all!)"

That time Yugi went crazy,
that poor li'l guy went insane.
Realized that his friends were all assholes,
somthing finally must have got to his brain.

Well, his school's up in flames 'cause, he decided to bomb it.
Then he gave Tea poison, and she started to vomit.
Then he chased her with an ax, she was running and running,
but when he caught her......well.....you can't say she didn't have it coming.......

Tea came back again, (jeez she just wouldn't die!)
So he shot off her head and threw it into the sky.
Then he picked off poor Ryou and stole his duel monsters cards,
'cause he finally realized his "friends" were all retards.

That time Yugi went crazy,
his friends all addled his brains.
He heard way to much of their whining,
so he finally went completely insane.

Came the National Guard and the FBI,
there's a man from the eyewitness news,
and Kaiba's copter circlin' 'round in the sky.
And the frisbee was flyin' the bacon was fryin'
And(um,)On blankets everyone was lyin'
and oh, oh Yugi, Hey! nay nay nay nay nay nay,
How come I wasn't invited to the picnic! Feh!?

Well Yugi's at home now, He ain't doin' time.
'Cause the jury agreed, he commited no crime.
'cause the judge said "well Yugi, I guess you're okay(a).
I wont hold anything against you 'cause you,
knocked off Tea!

Well then everyone was happy, and that was that
Until he decided to kill Pegasus with a baseball bat.
And, Yugi's grandpa's on the phone every night,
with an agent, negotiating, movie rights!
(king of games)
That time Yugi went crazy.
(or maybe he went sane...'Cause you know,
after he killed those morons...He had nothing
to lose, and plenty to gain.......)

That time Yugi went crazy,
that poor li'l guy went insane.
Realized that his freinds were all crapholes,
somthing finally must have got to his brain.


Somthing finally must have goooooooot...... to his brain.