Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The anti-everything! ❯ So she appears ( Chapter 1 )

The anti-everything

Summary: Basically this just pokes fun at the Anzu bashers and Mary-sues and 4Kids and yaoi couples. Your point? And remember you flame and I'll flame back *lights torch* Anyway you know all of the characters so I aint describing them. They're Anzu, Jono, Yuugi, Honda, Ryou oh and Yami. Bakura is Ryou's Yami. Oh and by the way I don't own YGO or people would be seeing how stupid they are on television. But Mary is mine, oh joy. If you like anything on that list please leave when Mary appears.

<<At the Turtle Shop 4:15>>

Yuugi- taachi was very, very bored. "Nothings happened around here since Battle City", Honda complained.

"Not true Honda remember that battle slash crossover with the slayers, Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Yu Yu Hakusho…"said Jono.

"Okay, okay we get the point Jono", said Anzu the voice of reason. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a really pretty girl with straight blond hair dropped out of nowhere unto Yami.

"Help please,"Yami said.

"Oh I'm so very sorry Yami I just teleported here using my sennen item the sennen item the sennen keyboard how about a duel by the way my names Mary-Sue but every one calls me Mary no need to tell me your names I know all of them," Mary finished smiling her perfect smile at them all. "First of all how did you say that without running out have breath and where did you come from", Ryou said. "Oh my God you are really the Yu-Gi-Oh gang", Mary said.

"Hey how come Yami's name comes first," Jono said. "It's just the way it is Jono, its just the way it is," Anzu said sighing. "Oh I didn't know you were here,"Mary said coldly. "Yeah I'm, here got a problem with it?" Anzu said just as cold.

"Why is it getting so tense all of a sudden,"Yuugi asked. "Oh no reason except your annoying, a slut oh and your generally a @#%^*,"Mary said. "What was that last one, all it was was some symbols,"Honda said.

Trying to ease the tension, Yami said "That duel you mentioned, I'll take you on". "Sure", Mary replied with stars in her eyes.

<10 minutes later>

"How did I lose?"Yami asked awestruck. "Oh its not that your bad or anything, its just that I'm the best player in the world" Mary replied. For a few minutes nothing said anything. Then.

"Hey Ryou where did you put the Sennen Ring", Mary cheerfully asked. Everything froze when she asked that. "It was right here all along you foolish mortal,"Bakura replied "Now hand over your Sennen item"

"Fine," Mary replied. Mary typed in `Bakura turns back into Ryou'. "You may get rid of me but here's something to remember me by,"Bakura said as he fired a blast of energy straight at Anzu. "AAAAAAAAHHH," Anzu screamed. "Anzu!" both Yami and Yuugi exclaimed. " That's enough Tomb Robber"Yami roared "MIND CRUSH"

"Anzu all you all right"Yuugi asked. "I don't get it, why did the evil Bakura fire a blast at Anzu?" Honda asked. Mary looked on while putting her Sennen Keyboard away.

"So Mary, what can your Sennen item do" Ryou asked. "Oh whatever I type happens,"Mary replied. "Allow me to demonstrate" She typed something and suddenly Anzu was up on a dart board "No wonder Bakura wanted that"Jono stated. "Umm not to interrupt or anything but could someone get me down from here?" Anzu politely asked as giant darts began coming her way "Oh sure Anzu"

<<At 4:30>>

"Oh no!" Mary exclaimed suddenly "I got to get to a television and fast" "Why" The rest asked.

To find out why and why Mary hates Anzu, keep reading you might just find out.