Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Bonds Of Yami And Hikari ❯ Squipply. ( Chapter 26 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
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“Spicy Marmalade, SOMETHING SOMETHING lalala!”
Seto winced. There is was, GARANTIED at every morning, 10:42 to be precise.. The singing.
Oh god, the singing. And said owner of the voice obviously had not shame, because even if he wasn’t sure of the lyrics – By god he’d have at it anyways.
Gold and honey peered around the corner of the hall to peek at the grumpy and fuzzled CEO. Despite his well kept appearance, Seto Kaiba was NOT a morning person.Turning on slipper’d feet, Jounouchi skipped down the hall to glomp hold of his lover.
Goodmorning, lover. Have a good.. Hmm.. How many hours was it you slept?” An innocent smile flashed the brown haired mans way, and for that he glared.
“Three. Three hours, Kastuya. And you know that. You kept me up the other five.”
“Ahhh, but it was productive, my dear WATSON. And it was. Completely. You do so love a good HORROR MOVIE MARATHON!” Bouncing on the balls of his feet, Joey grinned down at his love’s hands, now wrapped in his own. “Mokuba moved. He moved and groaned and he’s gonna wake up soon!”
A smile slowly set on hardend features. That was something, wasn’t it. It had them both giddy with joy. They were actually sent away from the hospital because Joey wouldn’t stop running up and down the hallways, squawking like a goose. Seto just kept laughing.
How un-Seto of him.
They both started off towards the Kitchen.
“Hey! Doesn’t, when he says ‘Spicy Marmalade’ sound like Spicy melmolade?? Isn’t that just NUTS!”

~*~ TO THE MOUTO RESIDENCE~*~
“–AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT THERE AND WHY YOU DIDN’T CALL MUMMY, DIDDUMS?? I MISSED YOU SO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU’RE SO GROUNDED–“
Yuugi grinned nervously at Yami. “Sorry, she gets this way a lot. I guess I should have called or something?”
“–‘TILL YOUR GRANDFATHER GETS HOME HE’S GOING TO GIVE YOU SUCH AN EARFULL! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO RUN A GAMESHOP BY YOURSELF? I HAD TO LOOK AFTER IT--”
Yami blanched. Eyeing said frazzled mother, he nodded quickly. Anything could set that woman off, and he didn’t want to risk having the yelling turned towards himself. “Can we… go somewhere not near her? No offence or anything but I’m scared!” He wibbled something awful and looked pleadingly at the stairs he’d seen going up when first arriving.
“–AND THE DUCKS JUST WOULDN’T LEAVE. I HATE THEM SO MUCH I’M GOING TO GIVE YOUR RABBIT AWAY YUUGI YOU’RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!! I LOVE YEWWWW” At this point, the woman wrapped her arms around Yuugi tightly and squeezed him into her breasts… In a motherly fashion, I assure you!
“Well mom, I love ya to, but I’m just gonna… go. Upstairs. Cos I’m… grounded?”
She glared at him and started again. “ YOU BET YOUR SORRY BUTT YOU’RE GROUNDED. MITSY PEED. SHE PEED ON MY GOOD CARPET!” She scowled something fierce at Yuugi. “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET RABBIT PEE OUT OF YOUR CARPET??”
“Yep!” The short teen pushed Yami quickly towards the stairs. He had an annoyed face on and was trying so desperately to escape the constant yelling, “Very difficult, I’ll make sure to give her some trouble about it mum. LOVE YEW, BAI, BAI, BAI!”
Flying up the stairs, with small hands pushing at the small of his back, Yami stumbled into a room. And froze.
“My god… It looks like TOYS-R-US threw up on this freaking room–“
“AND IF I HAVE TO I’LL SPANK YOU YUUGI! CLEAN YOUR ROOM, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!”
Yuugi pouted.. IT wasn’t THAT bad, was it?