Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Boys of Summer ❯ Bush Diving ( Chapter 2 )

Wow it's another page! It looks so blank as I type it up here! Anyway, second chapter, more memories in camp, Pegasus will be introduced, so will Honda, Joey and Seto. They'll all end up…well you'll see my dears!

The Boys of Summer

Bush Diving

The only reason that we went to camp, me and Bakura was so we could forget. He used to beat up on me, but recently, things got better, meaning he got a little check of reality when I went to the hospital because of him.

So now we're at camp and we're having fun. But the first few days are the most remember able ones. We met up in our groups each day and just got weirder and weirder. In four days, we finally made our counselor person crack.

It was worse than Bakura!

But he still loved us. His name was Pegasus. He was kind of strange, he was huge and had long white hair. He cussed like all the time, it was so funny! With Malik, Bakura *sigh* and Yami there, it was great they all had an evil cackling contest!

Flashback

"Weeeee!!!" a little boy with crazy black hair yelled when he jumped into a bush, doing a flip before he landed.

" `Ey Mokuba, whatcha doin'?" a blond in a green jacket a gray shirt and some shorts asked. "Me?" the boy laughed and got out of the bush.

"I'm bush diving!" he gave a lazy grin and looked at all of us who were clueless to what was going on.

"Hey I heard of that before!" Malik ran up and ambushed the bush. Hey that rhymed! Okay back to the point anyway.

"Hey that looks like fun." Another guy in our group, Honda, who was basically the dumbest jock you could ever find. Thick headed, no clue about anything. WE all sat around under a tree and watched Honda do bush diving twirling, and doing all kinds of things in the air until he got to the tenth time of diving into the same bush.

It wasn't pretty.

But it was funny!

See he kept going into one side of the bush, so a branch started to get to the outside so he just jumped right into the branch and ended up getting a really big scar on his back and then we all had to get it fixed up before the evil I wanna be friends with you girl aka Anzu came up and found us!

"I wanna do it again!" and he jumped into another bush. What an idiot!

"Grr god damn you guys! You better be glad that I'm your FUCKING COUNSLOR you'd so be back at home right now you know that you little BASTARDS!!?!" Pegasus was waving his arms around and running his fingers through his hair.

Four days and we already made him crack! But we didn't care, so we went out hunting for bushes.

Poor bushes. NOT!!!!

They didn't even know what was coming their way. "hey bitches, look at this." Bakura stopped next to me and I walked away from him and gathered like everyone else.

"This would be my rodeo dance."

He grabbed a Frisbee and a Lacrosse stick that was just right next to his feet and oh my god. I tilted my head to the side. He had put the Frisbee in between his legs and then started to rub his thighs together imitating a cowboy.

He looked so great like that. I started to drool. Fuck snap out of it! Not drooling everyone is gonna stare at you you little crapper! I felt a little light in the groin there so I quickly started to walk away as everyone started to laugh their heads off at Bakura with his new rodeo dance and me, blushing like tomatoes.

"HAHA RYOU'S HORNY!!! HA HA!" Seto laughed and pointed and Malik went right with him on the ground rolling around laughing his ass off. Maybe I should tell the camp about him and Malik and then Jounouchi and Seto! Hehe, that would be so evil I should do that later. Muwhahaha. See what Bakura makes me wanna do?! Fuck him that's what! I didn't just say that...

That was so embarrassing! And then Bakura actually tried to play it off but he ended up winning me over in the end because of his kiss. He was way too good for his own good…wait he wasn't good, but wait no. Okay I'm confusing myself.

But oh yeah! I forgot, to say who was in our group, and their titles that I at least gave them, that I wouldn't share with anyone else.

First to start off with my hikari, Bakura, known now as the rodeo dance/ chicken perv. The chicken thing, believe me you don't want to know.

Then there's Yami who has proved to me he wants to be sane but fails, the wanna-be sane guy. Then there's Seto, he's a really meanie guy who can be funny at time but basically I just nickname him Tracki, he's evil but he's okay!

And his boyfriend is Jounouchi who he nicknamed `Puppy' and whatever kinky details they have with that I really don't need to know.

Then there's Mokuba, who just had to talk about bush diving, he's Seto's little brother, Pegasus the counselor that's about it. And there goes Malik jumping into a very plump bush!

*Splat!*

Maybe it's not so fluffy anymore. And then hell went to jump into bushes too! And it was fun! I got a few bruises on my butt I know and Bakura will probably put more there tonight but right now that's perfectly fine with me!

Yay bush! Hmm…bush, which begins with a B, which stands for Bakura and Bakura is dark and sexy and… I'm shutting up now.

*plop* I got up and had a few twigs in my hair and I looked over at Yami and Malik.

"Yeah this is a great bush man you should really try here give it a go! It's kick ass!!!!" Malik pushed Yami forward to bush he had jumped in like fifteen times. Oh no, this can't be good!

"Yami! NOO!!!!" I heard Yugi scream as Yami jumped from a tree. A fucking tree? I shook my head right into the bush which resulted in a sprained arm for him. Ouch. Malik grinned evilly and then it turned into a sad face when he saw Yami looking at him.

I think Malik's just a tad bit evil. Okay maybe a lot, oh well I guess. Even Pegasus was trying bush diving it was so cool he looked so happy!

Until Malik suggested for him to try jumping into one bush in hopes of landing on a branch that would make him bounce into another bush.

Does that make any sense?

It didn't to me, but Pegasus ended up hurt like Yami so we just didn't listen to him anymore. But we did listen to Peg, who was cursing Malik out. He, he, he's getting yelled at. Ha, ha.

I am not laughing at him that's so not funny.

I've been around Bakura too long.

"So you think that's fucking funny you senseless DOG?!" Yami spit grass out of his mouth.

"Who the hell do you think your calling a dog! And as a matter a fact, I DO think that was hilarious!" no no no! Shut Up Bakura!!!

"Do you want me to send you to the shadow realm because I will you bastard!"

"You have such colorful language for someone who `just wants to be sane' " Oh no, look at what he was getting himself into a again.

"NO! What if I send you to the shadow realm huh! Foo!!" and Bakura went flying at Yami who stepped to the side and then my Bakura fell on his face.

Crud muffins.

"Will you guys please just give it a rest I mean damn!" Yugi started to pulled Yami back not that it was doing any good so I went and got Bakura. I actually had some chance because I was mad at him now! Getting himself almost sent to the shadow realm!

I want to cry, but I will not, but with all of these people around laughing and flinging themselves at the poor defenseless bushes I mean what did they go wrong?!

But anyway

Bakura…I really wonder why he did al that stuff to me. It was breaking me down, but he started to understand me more. I hope this summer will be great like he promised I thought as we all limped back to the camp. Dinner was soon, the sun was already setting.

I hope me and him can watch the sunset together one of these days. It would be so peaceful.

But considering how freaky this camp was going, I'm not sure how possible that would be. Ugh. We're all doomed!!!!! DOOMED!!!!! Never mind… I'll just go and go to bed with Bakura now. Hmm bed, dark, Bakura, blow- I will not finish that statement!

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Okay that was short, and I was so thinking that chapter would have been better! I don't know with who, but there is fluff ahead! I know it! But then it will go right down hill. I need to put this in present tense more, maybe that's what's wrong. I dunno, I'm just a lonely walrus. THIS AL GOES OUT TO TRACY! And since this is like one of the last pre chapters I wrote it might be a bit before I update for the two people who read this. Peace.