Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Collar ❯ Merry x-mas ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

This is a little x-mas carol I want to share with you. it's a joke!
SEASON'S GREETINGS
MONEY'S SHORT
TIMES ARE HARD
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING
CHRISTMAS CARD
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERYBODY FELT SHITTY
EVEN THE MOUSE.
MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSEDAD SMOKING GRASSJUST SETTLE DAWNA NICE PEIECE OF ASS.
WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN HEARD ASUCH A CLATTERSPRUNG FROM MYPIECE SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
THEN OUT ON THE LAWANSAW A BIG DICKKNEW IN A MOMENTMUST BE SAINT NICK.
HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEYA BAT OUT OF HELLKNEW IN A MOMENTFUCKER HAD FELL.
HE FILLED ALL OUR STOCKING PRETZELS AND BEERA BIG RUBBER DICKMY BROTHER THE QUEER.
HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEYA THUNDEROUS FARTSON OF A BITCHTHE CHIMNY APART.
HE SWORE AND HE CURSEDHE RODE OUT OF SIGHTON YOU ALLHAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT.
Marry Christmas everyone & enjoy your New Years!!!