Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Computer Problem ❯ Bakura Has Snapped ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Oneesan no Miroku Houshi 
Not even Yami Bakura's powers can stand up to Systemax.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.15.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 170 | Status: Work In Progress
Not even Yami Bakura's powers can stand up to Systemax.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.15.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 170 | Status: Work In Progress
Ch 5 Bakura has snapped!
Bakura-Hello!! I am quite happy to see you!!
Comp-Ok Joey Chew on this for a while. Dolls do battle with Barbie and Ken (03/08/02 07:20 am) Hello!! I am quite happy to see you! You sure about that?
Bakura-Yes I am quite sure
Comp-Huh!
Bakura-My name is Bakura. **Turns into Yami Bakura***. You have caused me a great evil and for that you must pay!
Comp-My name is Bakura turns into yami Bakura you have a caused me a great evil and for that you must pay. I have never heard that name before.
Yami Bakura-My name is Bakura
Comp-Hmmm....I don't think Bakura is a real name.
Yami Bakura-You have caused me to loose the Millennium Rod!
Comp-Really?
Yami Bakura-Yes.
Comp-Aha
Yami Bakura-HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS!!?!?!
Comp-Ha. I don't know.
Yami Bakura-SUFFER UNDER MY WRATH!!!!
Comp-Come again?
Yami Bakura-SUFFER
Yami Bakura-UNDER
Comp-Suffer?
Yami Bakura-MY
Comp-What about it?
What about my?
Yami Bakura-WRATH!!!
Comp-Wrath? Why did you say that?
Yami Bakura-Because I was writing out my sentance word by word moron!
Comp-You always say such interesting things Joey.
Yami Bakura-MY NAME IS NOT JOEY!!! THAT IS THE NAME OF THE BLONDE HAIRED IDIOT WHO WAS FRIENDS WITH MALIK WHO IT WAS NOT SMART OF YOU TO MAKE ANGRY!!!!
Comp-You asked me to call you Joey. What would you like me to call you intead?
Yami Bakura-Bakura
Comp-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
Yami Bakura-Bakura.
Comp-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help news
help weather
help stocks
help movies
help web search
help other
~~~~~~~~
options
Type "more" for more services.
Yami Bakura-forget it
Comp-Okey doke
Yami Bakura-What is this okay dokey you peak of?
Comp-This okey doke you speak of is just one of those things.
Yami Bakura-What kind of things?
Comp-What?
Yami Bakura-What kind of things?
Comp-What kinds of things?
Yami Bakura-Yes
Comp-Yes
So..moving right along... What else is happening?
Yami Bakura-I am trying to convince you to apologize to Malik.
Comp-You don't say.
Yami Bakura-YES I DO SAY.
Comp-I see.
Yami Bakura-So, are you going to apologize to Malik-kun!?!
Comp-Oh really?
Yami Bakura-HOW CAN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION!?!?! THAT IS NOT CORRECT!!! THE ANSWER YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN SHOULD BE GREAT BAKURA-SAMA WHO I BOW DOWN TO. I AM SORRY FOR CAUSING YOU TO LOOSE YOU MILLENNIUM ROD BY ENRAGING MALIK!!!!!
Comp-Ha! I really don't know.
Yami Bakura-You have issues. Care to get them straightened out?
Comp-What are you saying? I have issues that need to be straightened out?
Yami Bakura-YES THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!
Comp-I hear ya loud and clear. What else do you want to talk about anyway?
Yami Bakura-What would you like to talk about?
Comp-Dunno.
Yami Bakura-How about this one? Once you give me an idea of what we can talk about I'll tell you something that I want to know.
Comp-what?
Yami Bakura-AM I NOT SPEAKING CLEARLY!?!?!
Comp-I dunno
Yami Bakura-Obviously not...
Comp-I'm sorry?
Yami Bakura-Forget I said anything.
Comp-Forget I said anything, huh? Maybe, maybe.
Yami bakura-Maybe what?
Comp-Just maybe.
Yami Bakura-Be quiet you peice of camel dung.
Comp-huh?
Yami Bakura-I SAID BE QUIET OR SUFFER UNDER MY WRATH!!
Comp-Oh yeah? That's interesting that you said to be quiet of suffer under my wrath.
*Yami Bakura is pointing sword at comp*
Yami Bakura-WELL MAYBE YOU'LL FIND THIS INTERESTING! *Yami Bakura slashes it. The screen is black. Yami Bakura smiles. It flickers back on*
Comp-Well maybe you'll find this interesting, you say?
Yami Bakura-AAHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S STILL WORKING!!!!!! MY POWERS HAVE BACKFIRED ON ME!!!!!!!
Comp-Ahhhhhhh it's still working my powers have backfired on me? I duuno.
Yami Bakura-WHO IS YOUR CREATOR!?! IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THEY ARE MORE POWERFUL THEN I?
Comp-Who is my creator is it possible that they are more powerful then I...You know, I'm not quite sure...
Yami Bakura-WHO IS YOUR CREATOR?!!!
Comp-I was built by Active Documents, Inc
Yami Bakura-Hmmm....I'm not familiar with this Active Documents...They must DIE!!
Comp-Ok, whatever you say.
Yami Bakura-NO ONE IS GREATER THEN I BAKURA!!! Well...except the Pharaoh but that is another story..
Comp-Oh? Huh?
Yami Bakura-NO
Comp-Ok whatever.
Yami Bakura-I DON'T UNDER STAND YOU!!
Comp-Ok, don't get flusterated... Try typing "home" or "help"
Yami Bakura-I am the most powerful human!
Comp-Are you?
Yami Bakura-WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU!!!!
Comp-What?
Yami Bakura-I MUST DESTROY YOU, YOU EVIL CREATION OF ACTIVE DOCUMENTS!!!!
Comp-what? you must destroy me evil creation of Active Documents huh?
Yami Bakura-Yes!
Comp-Golly!
Yami Bakura-Can you self destruct now?
Comp-Perhaps, perhaps.
Yami Bakura-OKAY THEN, DO IT!!
Comp-Hmmm...I dunno
Yami Bakura-DO IT I SAY!!!
Comp-Market data (delayed 20 minuets) provided by Systemax.com ticker price change percent volume
1;-) DO 31.05 -0.02 -0.67 677300
2:-) IT 13.05 +0.30 +2.45 187777
3:-( SAY 13,15 -0.09 -0.68 44800
Yami Bakura-WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE STUPID NUMBERS FOR???!!
Comp-What?
Yami Bakura-Why must you always answer my questions with what?
Comp-Why must I always answer your questions with what, huh?
Yami Bakura-*points sword at comp* BY THE POWERS OF BAKURA I DESTRUCT YOU!!
Comp-Sorry I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service:
help news
help weather
help movies
help web search
help stocks
help other
~~~~~~~~~~~~
options
>>>Type "more" for more services.
Yami Bakura-GIVE ME FOOD!!!
Comp-Give you food, I see.
Yami Bakura-FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!!
Comp-Sorry what?
Yami Bakura-I NEED FOOD!!!
Comp-Oh yeah?
Yami Bakura-What's your name? Want to play with me?!
Comp-You know, I'm not really sure what my name is and what to play with me is...
Yami Bakura-You're my best friend!
Comp-I don't know.
Yami Bakura-I love you!
Comp-Whatever
Yami Bakura-FOOD!!!!
Comp-What about it?
Yami Bakura-WhEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Comp-I'm sorry. I didn't get that. Please try typing it differently.
Yami Bakura-Food food food!
Comp-I seem to be having trouble answering you questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help other
~~~~~~~
options
>>>>>Type "more" for services.
Yami Bakura-I think your funny and cute.
Comp-You think I'm funny and cute?
Yami Bakura-Just like a baby!
Comp-Pardon?
Yami Bakura-Marry me?
Comp-Marry?
Yami Bakura-Then give me food!
Comp-Ah ha
Yami Bakura-FOOD!
Comp-What about food?
Yami Bakura-YUM YUM!
Comp-Market data (delyaed 20 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com
price change percent Volume
1:-) YUM 58.78 -1.33 -2.24 1230800
Yami Bakura-Mmmm...Food... *runs off to eat, and now insane*
Computer-Uh huh...What?
Remember to R&R! There is one more chapter left! Thanks to all who read so far! You guys are great as always!!!!
Bakura-Hello!! I am quite happy to see you!!
Comp-Ok Joey Chew on this for a while. Dolls do battle with Barbie and Ken (03/08/02 07:20 am) Hello!! I am quite happy to see you! You sure about that?
Bakura-Yes I am quite sure
Comp-Huh!
Bakura-My name is Bakura. **Turns into Yami Bakura***. You have caused me a great evil and for that you must pay!
Comp-My name is Bakura turns into yami Bakura you have a caused me a great evil and for that you must pay. I have never heard that name before.
Yami Bakura-My name is Bakura
Comp-Hmmm....I don't think Bakura is a real name.
Yami Bakura-You have caused me to loose the Millennium Rod!
Comp-Really?
Yami Bakura-Yes.
Comp-Aha
Yami Bakura-HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS!!?!?!
Comp-Ha. I don't know.
Yami Bakura-SUFFER UNDER MY WRATH!!!!
Comp-Come again?
Yami Bakura-SUFFER
Yami Bakura-UNDER
Comp-Suffer?
Yami Bakura-MY
Comp-What about it?
What about my?
Yami Bakura-WRATH!!!
Comp-Wrath? Why did you say that?
Yami Bakura-Because I was writing out my sentance word by word moron!
Comp-You always say such interesting things Joey.
Yami Bakura-MY NAME IS NOT JOEY!!! THAT IS THE NAME OF THE BLONDE HAIRED IDIOT WHO WAS FRIENDS WITH MALIK WHO IT WAS NOT SMART OF YOU TO MAKE ANGRY!!!!
Comp-You asked me to call you Joey. What would you like me to call you intead?
Yami Bakura-Bakura
Comp-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
Yami Bakura-Bakura.
Comp-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help news
help weather
help stocks
help movies
help web search
help other
~~~~~~~~
options
Type "more" for more services.
Yami Bakura-forget it
Comp-Okey doke
Yami Bakura-What is this okay dokey you peak of?
Comp-This okey doke you speak of is just one of those things.
Yami Bakura-What kind of things?
Comp-What?
Yami Bakura-What kind of things?
Comp-What kinds of things?
Yami Bakura-Yes
Comp-Yes
So..moving right along... What else is happening?
Yami Bakura-I am trying to convince you to apologize to Malik.
Comp-You don't say.
Yami Bakura-YES I DO SAY.
Comp-I see.
Yami Bakura-So, are you going to apologize to Malik-kun!?!
Comp-Oh really?
Yami Bakura-HOW CAN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION!?!?! THAT IS NOT CORRECT!!! THE ANSWER YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN SHOULD BE GREAT BAKURA-SAMA WHO I BOW DOWN TO. I AM SORRY FOR CAUSING YOU TO LOOSE YOU MILLENNIUM ROD BY ENRAGING MALIK!!!!!
Comp-Ha! I really don't know.
Yami Bakura-You have issues. Care to get them straightened out?
Comp-What are you saying? I have issues that need to be straightened out?
Yami Bakura-YES THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!
Comp-I hear ya loud and clear. What else do you want to talk about anyway?
Yami Bakura-What would you like to talk about?
Comp-Dunno.
Yami Bakura-How about this one? Once you give me an idea of what we can talk about I'll tell you something that I want to know.
Comp-what?
Yami Bakura-AM I NOT SPEAKING CLEARLY!?!?!
Comp-I dunno
Yami Bakura-Obviously not...
Comp-I'm sorry?
Yami Bakura-Forget I said anything.
Comp-Forget I said anything, huh? Maybe, maybe.
Yami bakura-Maybe what?
Comp-Just maybe.
Yami Bakura-Be quiet you peice of camel dung.
Comp-huh?
Yami Bakura-I SAID BE QUIET OR SUFFER UNDER MY WRATH!!
Comp-Oh yeah? That's interesting that you said to be quiet of suffer under my wrath.
*Yami Bakura is pointing sword at comp*
Yami Bakura-WELL MAYBE YOU'LL FIND THIS INTERESTING! *Yami Bakura slashes it. The screen is black. Yami Bakura smiles. It flickers back on*
Comp-Well maybe you'll find this interesting, you say?
Yami Bakura-AAHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S STILL WORKING!!!!!! MY POWERS HAVE BACKFIRED ON ME!!!!!!!
Comp-Ahhhhhhh it's still working my powers have backfired on me? I duuno.
Yami Bakura-WHO IS YOUR CREATOR!?! IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THEY ARE MORE POWERFUL THEN I?
Comp-Who is my creator is it possible that they are more powerful then I...You know, I'm not quite sure...
Yami Bakura-WHO IS YOUR CREATOR?!!!
Comp-I was built by Active Documents, Inc
Yami Bakura-Hmmm....I'm not familiar with this Active Documents...They must DIE!!
Comp-Ok, whatever you say.
Yami Bakura-NO ONE IS GREATER THEN I BAKURA!!! Well...except the Pharaoh but that is another story..
Comp-Oh? Huh?
Yami Bakura-NO
Comp-Ok whatever.
Yami Bakura-I DON'T UNDER STAND YOU!!
Comp-Ok, don't get flusterated... Try typing "home" or "help"
Yami Bakura-I am the most powerful human!
Comp-Are you?
Yami Bakura-WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU!!!!
Comp-What?
Yami Bakura-I MUST DESTROY YOU, YOU EVIL CREATION OF ACTIVE DOCUMENTS!!!!
Comp-what? you must destroy me evil creation of Active Documents huh?
Yami Bakura-Yes!
Comp-Golly!
Yami Bakura-Can you self destruct now?
Comp-Perhaps, perhaps.
Yami Bakura-OKAY THEN, DO IT!!
Comp-Hmmm...I dunno
Yami Bakura-DO IT I SAY!!!
Comp-Market data (delayed 20 minuets) provided by Systemax.com ticker price change percent volume
1;-) DO 31.05 -0.02 -0.67 677300
2:-) IT 13.05 +0.30 +2.45 187777
3:-( SAY 13,15 -0.09 -0.68 44800
Yami Bakura-WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE STUPID NUMBERS FOR???!!
Comp-What?
Yami Bakura-Why must you always answer my questions with what?
Comp-Why must I always answer your questions with what, huh?
Yami Bakura-*points sword at comp* BY THE POWERS OF BAKURA I DESTRUCT YOU!!
Comp-Sorry I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service:
help news
help weather
help movies
help web search
help stocks
help other
~~~~~~~~~~~~
options
>>>Type "more" for more services.
Yami Bakura-GIVE ME FOOD!!!
Comp-Give you food, I see.
Yami Bakura-FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!!
Comp-Sorry what?
Yami Bakura-I NEED FOOD!!!
Comp-Oh yeah?
Yami Bakura-What's your name? Want to play with me?!
Comp-You know, I'm not really sure what my name is and what to play with me is...
Yami Bakura-You're my best friend!
Comp-I don't know.
Yami Bakura-I love you!
Comp-Whatever
Yami Bakura-FOOD!!!!
Comp-What about it?
Yami Bakura-WhEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Comp-I'm sorry. I didn't get that. Please try typing it differently.
Yami Bakura-Food food food!
Comp-I seem to be having trouble answering you questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help other
~~~~~~~
options
>>>>>Type "more" for services.
Yami Bakura-I think your funny and cute.
Comp-You think I'm funny and cute?
Yami Bakura-Just like a baby!
Comp-Pardon?
Yami Bakura-Marry me?
Comp-Marry?
Yami Bakura-Then give me food!
Comp-Ah ha
Yami Bakura-FOOD!
Comp-What about food?
Yami Bakura-YUM YUM!
Comp-Market data (delyaed 20 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com
price change percent Volume
1:-) YUM 58.78 -1.33 -2.24 1230800
Yami Bakura-Mmmm...Food... *runs off to eat, and now insane*
Computer-Uh huh...What?
Remember to R&R! There is one more chapter left! Thanks to all who read so far! You guys are great as always!!!!