Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Crazed Journals ❯ Chapter 5

Darknesssavior: well I didn't update the next day and I'm very sorry for that been working on some other stuff so yah, well here we go next journal entry's

Malik: why must you let them read our journals!!!

Darknesssavior: well…because mine is boring..

Malik: oh you shall pay mortal you shall pay!

Darknesssavior: yah…well thanx for reviewing, please keep them coming, and I do not own yugioh or anything else really.

Still 2/8

Malik's journal: I have a new favorite movie! Or movies..alien movies are awsom! I'm watching tv with Marik, he's leaving to go to some stupid farm or something with Ryou soon. its just commercials, damn you tv! Bwahahaha! He got hit by a filing cabinet.we're waiting for Alex to come back from Joey's…not that I care. Shutup! How many times must I tell you I do not care about my sister! Marik is watching people climb mount. Everist on tv. But why? What is its purpose! I hope they fall to there death bwahahaha! 29,035 ft? I wanna go I wanna go! No I don't, screw that. Hm Marik says that this guy is blind. Why would you climb mount Everest when your blind? I think he's faking! He's not? That's sad…no! I don't mean that! I have no emotions nothing! I shall rule everyone! Oh right…with the help of Marik and Bakura of course. I would never ever do anything like that Marik. Shut up! Alex is home! Alex Alex Alex!!! How did everything go? Huh huh huh? Joey said… he's going to help her stop and he wants her to move back in…but Alex! Don't leave us please! Fine if you leave I'm not writing anymore! fine screw you! Well I don't love you eather…she left! FINE!

Later that day

Malik's Journal. I still cant believe Alex left what a jerk. I had to go to a movie today with Marik's stupid mortal mother. Death is uponoth her! Dead dead dead. She made me wait well she babbled to other mortals. I eventually sent them to the shadow realm bwahahaha! For some reason though the stupid woman got angry. Hence why I am writing to you. See she locked me in my room for some reason. Marik help me! Wait no, Marik is with Ryou and Bakura at some farm or something, Damn him!! why did I not go why! Fine then…Ra help me! What was that? Ra? Is that you? Damnit it is the mortal mother again. Bwahahaha! She says I must stay in my room until dinner she will then let me come down, haha! My contact…fell out. I can not see well… I'm blind! Helm I shall not be blind! I must defeat the Pharaoh, to do that I must have both eyes! Speaking of the pharaoh marik is going to be at the farm with him and his shrimpy little hikari. I hope he murders them and steals the puzzle! Today is Sunday and I do not have to go to school tomorrow. I have been…what is it called? Expelled yes that's it! so was marik, we got in trouble to many times. What is that infernal noise! Its that box again! The tv yes! But how did it turn on! Aha! The remote..i sat on it. damn you tv turn off! But how?! Bwahahahaha! I threw the remote at the tv and it turned off…no mariks mother I did not do that… I must go!

2/9

malik's journal: well…I am not writing this in my usual journal, because I did not take it to this horrible place! I am at…united vesual..no that's not right. Uneted visual? No! damn! Oh wait it is…what that marik? United visual. Of course I knew that! Shut up! don tyou mock me marik I shall send this entire place to the shadow realm for your impudence! Yes impudence. Where did I learn that word borm? Wait you do not know…your not borm! You are an imposter! You useless piece of paper burn! No one pretends to be my journal. Oh wait, I knew you wernt borm, borm is at home. Stop it! stop mocking me! Stupid paper! AH! What is that all over my hands! Durt! Grease! Slime! Its on the paper to I blame the overheads! I've been ccontaminated, no! I must wash my hands!….. haha I am clean! Or atleast mostly, now you are probably wondering how I got diry and whats united visual. I don't see why I should tell you since your just a stupid piece of paper and not borm but whatever. So…Marik's mortal mother works here. She brought me and marik and forced us to work! I only came here because she told me and marik there would e lots of food for lunch. There was but then…she made us clean overheads! It is for money but what do I, Malik Ishtar need money for? I am a thief I buy nothing! bwahahaha! It is now 4:00 pm I have been working for 3 hrs and I fixed and cleaned 7 overheads. Marik my overachieving brother is still cleaning. Well I sit here, and write to you well listning to linkin park hybrid theory. " I can not take this anymore sayin everything I said before all these words they make no sents….everything you say to me! Sends me one stop closer to the edge and I'm about to break! Bwahahaha! I love when they scream. My pen just died. Darn you cheap pen! "shut up when I'm talking to you shut up shut up shuuut up I'm about to break!!!" dirt! AH!! There's more on my hands flee for thine lives!

Marik's journal: bwahaha! Stupid malik he fears the dirt. I finished overheads and now that malik is off scrubbing his hands maniacally yet again, I have his cd player and this paper! I win! This place…smells like cheato's. not really, I lied. It smells more like…a bunch of sweating guys, that would make scents wouldn't it? seeing as there are lots of gukys working here and the warehouse is hotter then hell itself! It is cooler outside then in here that's really pathetic because its summer. Stupid cheap building of ra! We don't have to go to school with Alex so we get sent to the surface of the sun to clean overheads. I would rather be with thine evil teachers! Atleast they hhave air conditioning! Um…hello Malik, this is your paper? Really I had no idea I thought

Malik's journal: blasted brother of mine! Stealing my paper! He paid though oh did I get my revenge. We'll see if he ever forgets something is mine again. Now that he got hit in the head with a 5 lb. Telephone holder! Bwahahaha! Hm…marik's mother appears to be angry again. She could be angry for many reasons. 1. I broke the phone. 2. I knocked out her son. 3. I laughed at her about her headache. 4. I made fun of her. Hm so many options. Mrs. Ishtar I would appreciate it if you would stop starting at me, go back to work and shut up. did I tell you to stand up?! don't think so. Don't you walk toward me. You don't intimadate me! Shadow magic of not I can still kill you! Oh look the other guys are coming toward me to. What'd I do? You think I'm crazy Mrs. Ishtar? That's not very nice, what?! You're going to take me to the nice men in white coats? Not there not again! I don't wanna go I don't wanna go!!!! They suck out your soul! AHHHH!!! Bwahahaha! I am running about the building none of you shall ever catch me! As soon as I get to the front door I'm home free! Ow…I seem to have hit the door..i'm beginning to feel woozy.

Marik's journal: Malik is going to the nice men in white coats for awhile. Mom says he'l like it there. I remember when he went there a few years ago, when he came home he was very calm…it was scary. I was thinking about helping ghim but he passed out and I was still dizzy from being hit with a telephone! True…he doesn't deserve my help! Stupid ancient Egyptian, reincarnated, twin brother of mine! I wonder maybe he isn't reincarnated maybe he's just mentally unstable. That's what mom says. I told mom I was just as crazy as he was and she said that's just because I'm special. I'll show her special! Bwahahaha! Death is uponeth ye evil women of ra eat my dagger!