Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Day I Killed My Hikari ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own the word hikari, or any of the following Yu-Gi-Ou! characters:

That is all.

Malik: -.- You didn't even name anyone.

Griffin: ^_^ That's the point, silly. I don't know where I got this idea from; it just literally hit me. Seriously though, I don't own any of the Yu-Gi-Ou! characters, however I am owned…by more than one I think.

Malik: -___- It'd better not be more than one.

Griffin:…And if it is?

Malik:….-_-

Grififn: XD Okay, LS said it'd be funny if I did this, because it's like a pwp XD Next I'm working on a fic about Joey's dad beating him lol but it's humor of course. I've never read one of those, but she said I could make it funny, so…I'll try.

THE FOLLOWING FIC IS RATED FOR STUPIDITY, RANDOMNESS, OBSCENITIES THAT INVOLVE THE FOLLOWING: SUGAR, CLOUDS, KANGAROOS, PLASTER, KEY CHAINS, UNKNOWN INHERITED DISEASES THAT ONLY .00001 PERCENT OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION HAS, ASBESTOS, STICKING FORKS IN SOCKETS-

Malik: o.O STOP THAT!!!

Griffin: XD! Just kiddin, puddin! ^____^

Malik: -.- I don't like pudding.

Griffin: *mocks Malik in a very high pitched voice* I don't like pudding!!…I like girly clothes and high heel shoes!!

Malik: >_< Stop that!!

Griffin:…Okay Cartman XD

Malik: >_< Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Griffin: XD On with the fic ^_^

The Day I Killed My Hikari

*Bakura is sitting in Ryou's kitchen at the table, reading the paper*

Bakura: Where are you, you stupid wank??

Ryou: I'm right here, my dominating male yami.

Bakura: o.O…Make me some coffee bitch.

Ryou: *is afraid* Yessir.

Bakura: *is in control*…And when you're done, come read the paper to me. I forgot I don't read anything but Egyptian.

Ryou: -_-;;

Bakura: Are you making faces???

Ryou: o.o *reads the plot* I'm supposed to say…no. Fearfully. Um,….no!!…Fearfully!!

Bakura: -.- You have no sense whatsoever. *plans to beat Ryou, because that's the way it goes*

Ryou: *comes back to the kitchen table with the coffee* Um here.

Bakura: *snatches the coffee, burns himself in the process* OW MUTHER*#&@$^$+ SON OF A GOD^&$@ $*#&#@!!!

Ryou: o.o…I'm sorry. I'll clean that up. *begins cleaning the coffee off of the floor*

Bakura: ^_^ While you're down there, rub my feet. *puts his feet in Ryou's face*

Ryou: @_@ *passes out* u_u

Bakura: T.T Get up!! Now I say!! I'll beat you!! *shakes his fist at the unconscious Ryou*

Ryou: *is unconscious* u_u

Bakura: T_T *kicks Ryou*

Ryou: *is kicked* u_u

Bakura: T_T GET UP!!!

Ryou: O.O *is now wide awake*

Bakura: As punishment for sleeping on the job, you will kiss my feet!!

Ryou: *cringes* No…please….

Bakura: *grins evilly* Pucker up, buttercup.

Ryou: *begins crying, kisses Bakura's feet* Ew when was the last time you washed these??

Bakura: Aibou, I've been in a ring for 5000 years. Why don't you take a guess?

Ryou: o.o *throws up*

Bakura: T_T Clean that up!! I secretly hate filth!!

Ryou: *whimpers, cleans it up*

Bakura: ^_^ *kicks Ryou around for approximately two hours and thirty four minutes*

Ryou: *is hurt, has been kicked* Why do you hurt me??

Bakura: Because it's my secret sick-ass way of teaching you to fend for yourself, aibou. Just go with the flow.

Ryou:…So I can fight back?

Bakura: *scoffs* Gods no!! Where do you think we are? This is my house!!!

*Ryou's father walks in*

Bakura: T_T Except for when he's here. *disappears inside the ring*

Ryou's Father: What happened to your face?

Ryou: U_U I was um…I got into a fight…with the spirit inside my ring.

Ryou's father: *laughs* Good one. *leaves*

Bakura: *comes back out* You told him??? *kicks Ryou in the shin* I hate it when you do that!

Ryou: *hops around, holding the shin* Ow!!

Bakura: *begins spitting spitballs at Ryou* Whee!!! Dance!!

Ryou: *dances poorly*

Bakura: T_T That's not right. *sets Ryou's shoes on fire*

Ryou: *blinks* AHHH!!!! *dances like Michael Jackson*

Bakura: ^_^ Sing!!

Ryou:…I can't sing.

Bakura: T_T

Ryou:…… *begins dancing again* Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, are you okay Annie?

Bakura: ^_^Much better; I knew you had it in you.

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Griffin: Well that's all for the first chappie; originally this was going to be one shot, but I thought it'd be funny if I continued. Plus, people would probably ask me to continue anyway, so…I hope you enjoyed ^.~ Mwaha! Oh, and try not to get the mental image of Ryou dancing and/or singing like Michael Jackson stuck in your head. ^.~