Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Day spent in Yugi Mutou's Brain ❯ Chapter 3....the Trip to where???? ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Hobbitdweller 
We get to find out where the field trip takes us...we also get to see the inside of Kaiba's brain...be afraid...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.15.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 332 | Status: Work In Progress
We get to find out where the field trip takes us...we also get to see the inside of Kaiba's brain...be afraid...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.15.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 332 | Status: Work In Progress
*Peeks around corner* is it safe? *Sees Yami and Yugi sleeping on floor with chocolate smeared faces* Whew, Bakura and Yami Bakura aren't here. I realized when I read over the chapter that it WAS a really short chapter and long author notes...I promise it won't happen again. I'm very sorry if I've missed someone. I would like to thank my beta reader, DOC or Duo's only chick. Her pen name on mediaminer.org is Shadowfax01. She's also the author of "If Blood was Gold" which an amazing fic. I encourage you to go read her stuff. She's also given me some good ideas for this fic!
*Sounds * or *actions * or *descriptions*
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//
Wishful Thinker-now, where's my disclaimer?
Disclaimer-*tiptoes behind Wishful Thinker and out of the room*
Wishful Thinker-*pouts* fine then, I'll just do my own disclaimer. I don't own anything; I just like torturing the characters. I think that's about it. *Looks proud* These author notes weren't long at all! Oh, and for those that are curious.... Seto is entering in this chapter...and possibly both his brain and Tristan's, maybe even Téa's! Gomen for the long wait! It's just that I had an independent study due...and then I was sick for a week..and now it's exam time! I've had at least 4 hours of homework each night! SORRY for the long wait!
The Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's brain
Yugi's brain (lead cell)-*sighs* I'll take it now. *Turns to audience * please hold on for one moment. *Grabs phone * Hello?
Bakura's brain-*loud belching* Yo, this is Bakura. You called?
Yugi's brain-um, yeah I did actually.
Bakura's brain- sorry, I was out drag racing and I forgot to leave my machine on. *Chews gum rather loudly * What'd ya want?
Yugi's brain-well, actually I...
Bakura's brain-hold on a min. *Spits on floor * You were saying?
Yugi's brain-oh my...
Bakura's brain-ya know, is there a purpose for this call cause I have to go tune up my bike. I'm planning on jumping death gorge tomorrow and my bike has to be in a decent condition.
Yugi's brain-well...er...no, there's no reason really...but are you really planning on jumping death gorge?
Bakura's brain-hell ya! It'll be fun, talk to ya later. Oh and if you speak to that weakling of a yami that I have..tell him to stop sending me flowers, ok? *phone is slammed down*
Yugi's brain-uh.....ok......*gently places down phone* You know, I think that's the best conversation I've ever had with him!
Yugi's brain (other cell)-um sir ma'am? There's a problem....
Yugi's brain (lead cell)-dear lord, what is it now?
Yugi's brain (other cell)- it's the doughnuts.....
*~*
People talking:
"Joey, I don't think that you should be eating 3 doughnuts at a time" Yugi said, looking uneasy as he edged away from the blonde.
"Mhmhmhm" Joey mumbled in reply. His mouth was too full to form actual words. Tristan was right there beside him, the only difference was was that he had 4 doughnuts stuffed in his mouth. Téa looked at them with a hint of disgust in her eyes.
"Pigs" she sniffed, walking over to talk with Yami, Yugi and Bakura. "Have you heard anything about where we're going?" she asked the trio.
"Well, rumor has it that we're going to some type of factory" Bakura spoke up. "But no one knows what type". Téa frowned.
"It's not like the teachers to keep secrets from us... we have the right to know!" she announced.
"Then why don't you just stop complaining and go ask them?" a voice hissed from behind. Everyone turned around to see Seto Kaiba standing there, looking very arrogant.
"Fine then, I will" Téa huffed, stalking off the group of 4 teachers talking on the other side of the gym. Yami glared at Seto.
"You're not welcome here Kaiba" the ancient pharaoh said coldly. Yugi delt a meaningful nudge to Yami's side.
"Be nice" the smaller of the pair whispered. Yami shut his mouth but still continued to glare at his rival.
"I was doing you a favor by chasing that loud mouth away, or so I thought" Kaiba explained tonelessly. "And I just thought that you might like to know where we are going". Fortunately, Joey stepped in on this conversation.
"You want to know something Kaiba?" he practically growled. "Thanks but not thanks. We'd rather be surprised".
"Fine then puppy dog, be that way" the multi millionaire retorted walking away. Yami still glared at his retreating back. Something just wasn't right....
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain- hmmm....maybe we should see what Kaiba is up to....*picks up phone and dials 345. The phone rings once...twice...three times before someone picks up* Hello?
Kaiba's brain- *it is a completely white space, nothing seems to be there, except for.....about 50 million little brown specks. As the phone rings 1000 of them float forward to go and grab it. One gets to the phone first and picks it up* Prooooooo?
*a.n: that's what DOC and I interpreted the noise to be, if anyone has other suggestions, I'd be happy to read them*
Yugi's brain-*blinks* um....who's this?
Kaiba's brain-PROOO!!! PROO!
Yugi's brain-*starts laughing uncontrolably* you're....you're....and I quote....A BROWN FUZZBALL!
Kaiba's brain-*eyes narrowing* PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yugi's brain-*wipes tears from his eyes* sorry, it was just kinda a shock, you understand, right Kuriboh?
Kaiba's brain-proo, proo
Yugi's brain-ok, I'm very sorry, better?
Kaiba's brain-prooooooooooo
Yugi's brain-that's good. Anyways, I just wanted to know of you knew anything about this 'plan' that your human form is going to do to me and my friends....
Kaiba's brain-proo prooooo pro proooo prooprooo proo prooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo proo proo.
Yugi's brain-now that's interesting....*scribbles something down on a piece of paper* thanks for your help kuriboh!
Kaiba's brain-PROO PROO!!! *hangs up phone*
Yugi's brain-*also hangs up phone and waves piece of paper in the air* I need someone to translate this! We may have a possible code red! *the brain springs to life and cells scatter, getting to work on the translation*
*~*
People talking:
"Come on now children! Get with your partners!" a teacher called out 10 minutes later. "The buses are here!"
Yami looked over to Yugi with a confused look on his face. "Partners? What's going on Aibou?" he asked curiously.
Yugi giggled. "Don't worry Yami, it's just that the teachers want us to choose a partner so we don't get lost...although I'm not sure how we can get lost in the school" he explained.
"But you're already are my partner aibou" Yami stated, lining up beside Yugi. Joey and Tristan quickly lined up behind the 2 look alikes and Téa and Bakura followed soon after.
"Hey Mr. Smith!" Joey called out. "Why do we have to be in partners, I mean, come on, we're in high school!" Mr. Smith just glared and walked over to the group.
"I suggest you don't question school regulations Mr. Wheeler. The buses haven't left yet so you could still be left here to do school work...." Mr. Smith said smoothly. Joey gulped.
"I didn't mean any disrespect sir, no way....I think that having partners is a great idea!" he said nervously. Mr. Smith stared over the top of his glasses.
"Very good, now, everyone please load in an orderly fashion" he called out, walking back up to the front of the line. Joey breathed a sigh of relief.
"That was close man...too close" Tristan remarked as the line moved forward. Téa frowned.
"Well, he did have a point...." she point out. Joey turned around to glare at the brunette.
"Téa, do us all a favor and shut up!" he barked, then turned back around. Téa's jaw dropped open but before she could reply, the 2 boys infront of her got on the bus and took a seat. There was only one seat left...and it was at the back.
"Oh no, I get bus sick when I sit in the back" she groaned, flopping down in the seat. Bakura looked nervously around the rest of the bus, his desperate eyes searching for a seat with only one person in it. Luck was on his side that day as there was a seat with only one person....unfortunately it was Kaiba's seat. Bakura approached him timidly.
"Um, excuse me Seto, but may I please share a seat with you?" he asked quietly. Seto just glared up at him.
"Why should I let you?"
Bakura gulped. "BecauseTéasaysshegetsbussickandIreallydon'twanttositwithher"he explained in one breath. Seto quirked an eyebrow and moved his bag to his lap. For some reason he took pity on this boy. He wouldn't wish being partners with Téa on anyone.
"Fine, sit" Kaiba replied. Bakura looked surprised.
"Really?"
Kaiba sighed. "Hurry up and sit before I change my mind and make you sit with Téa!". Bakura sat hurriedly.
Another teacher stood up at the front of the bus. "Quiet please!" she called out. The whole bus quieted down. "Now I know everyone is wondering where we are going....". All the students on the bus, sat up straighter, eagerly wanting to hear their destination. "But we're not going to tell you". Widespread groaning was heard throughout the yellow vehicle. "Instead, we're going to sing! One, two, three...the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all the way through town! Now everybody!".
Seto clenched his teeth together as Bakura started to sing along with the teacher. 'This is your fault' his conscious reminded him. 'You let him sit with you....'. Kaiba sighed as he heard someone being sick in the back. At least he had saved Bakura from that......
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain-*winces* that stupid song! I'm sorry, but due to the code red going on in here...there will be no inside tour today but if you come back tomorrow we'll be happy to give you a refund....
Yugi's brain (other cell)-um, sir ma'am? There's another phone call.....
Yugi's brain (lead cell)-*rubs temples* fine....*picks up phone* hello?
(Mystery)?!?!??!?!'s brain-there is only a 15% chance that they'll stop this irritating noise!
Yugi's brain-oh dear lord...it can't be.....
*~*
People talking:
One hour later, the 3 school buses pulled into a very empty parking lot of an unmarked factory. As the students filed off the bus, someone stepped out of the building and walked over to the growing group. "Good morning" he called out cheerfully, as he stopped in front of them. "Welcome to the cushy tushy toilet paper factory".
Yugi and his group gasped loudly. They just couldn't believe what they were seeing.....
TBC
*insert evil laugh here* okay, a bit short for a chapter but at least it's something, ne? I'll post this as soon as my beta reader can edit it. Feel free to guess who the 2 mystery people are!
DOC- I KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!
Sherpock-well, don't give it away!
DOC-Duh. It`s more fun to watch them guess!!
Sherpock-hopeless....completely hopeless....
Bakura-there she is! *runs into the room, followed by Yami Bakura*
WT-uh oh, it's time for me to fly!
B and YB-come back!
Yugi (is talking in his sleep)-please review!
*Sounds * or *actions * or *descriptions*
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//
Wishful Thinker-now, where's my disclaimer?
Disclaimer-*tiptoes behind Wishful Thinker and out of the room*
Wishful Thinker-*pouts* fine then, I'll just do my own disclaimer. I don't own anything; I just like torturing the characters. I think that's about it. *Looks proud* These author notes weren't long at all! Oh, and for those that are curious.... Seto is entering in this chapter...and possibly both his brain and Tristan's, maybe even Téa's! Gomen for the long wait! It's just that I had an independent study due...and then I was sick for a week..and now it's exam time! I've had at least 4 hours of homework each night! SORRY for the long wait!
The Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's brain
Yugi's brain (lead cell)-*sighs* I'll take it now. *Turns to audience * please hold on for one moment. *Grabs phone * Hello?
Bakura's brain-*loud belching* Yo, this is Bakura. You called?
Yugi's brain-um, yeah I did actually.
Bakura's brain- sorry, I was out drag racing and I forgot to leave my machine on. *Chews gum rather loudly * What'd ya want?
Yugi's brain-well, actually I...
Bakura's brain-hold on a min. *Spits on floor * You were saying?
Yugi's brain-oh my...
Bakura's brain-ya know, is there a purpose for this call cause I have to go tune up my bike. I'm planning on jumping death gorge tomorrow and my bike has to be in a decent condition.
Yugi's brain-well...er...no, there's no reason really...but are you really planning on jumping death gorge?
Bakura's brain-hell ya! It'll be fun, talk to ya later. Oh and if you speak to that weakling of a yami that I have..tell him to stop sending me flowers, ok? *phone is slammed down*
Yugi's brain-uh.....ok......*gently places down phone* You know, I think that's the best conversation I've ever had with him!
Yugi's brain (other cell)-um sir ma'am? There's a problem....
Yugi's brain (lead cell)-dear lord, what is it now?
Yugi's brain (other cell)- it's the doughnuts.....
*~*
People talking:
"Joey, I don't think that you should be eating 3 doughnuts at a time" Yugi said, looking uneasy as he edged away from the blonde.
"Mhmhmhm" Joey mumbled in reply. His mouth was too full to form actual words. Tristan was right there beside him, the only difference was was that he had 4 doughnuts stuffed in his mouth. Téa looked at them with a hint of disgust in her eyes.
"Pigs" she sniffed, walking over to talk with Yami, Yugi and Bakura. "Have you heard anything about where we're going?" she asked the trio.
"Well, rumor has it that we're going to some type of factory" Bakura spoke up. "But no one knows what type". Téa frowned.
"It's not like the teachers to keep secrets from us... we have the right to know!" she announced.
"Then why don't you just stop complaining and go ask them?" a voice hissed from behind. Everyone turned around to see Seto Kaiba standing there, looking very arrogant.
"Fine then, I will" Téa huffed, stalking off the group of 4 teachers talking on the other side of the gym. Yami glared at Seto.
"You're not welcome here Kaiba" the ancient pharaoh said coldly. Yugi delt a meaningful nudge to Yami's side.
"Be nice" the smaller of the pair whispered. Yami shut his mouth but still continued to glare at his rival.
"I was doing you a favor by chasing that loud mouth away, or so I thought" Kaiba explained tonelessly. "And I just thought that you might like to know where we are going". Fortunately, Joey stepped in on this conversation.
"You want to know something Kaiba?" he practically growled. "Thanks but not thanks. We'd rather be surprised".
"Fine then puppy dog, be that way" the multi millionaire retorted walking away. Yami still glared at his retreating back. Something just wasn't right....
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain- hmmm....maybe we should see what Kaiba is up to....*picks up phone and dials 345. The phone rings once...twice...three times before someone picks up* Hello?
Kaiba's brain- *it is a completely white space, nothing seems to be there, except for.....about 50 million little brown specks. As the phone rings 1000 of them float forward to go and grab it. One gets to the phone first and picks it up* Prooooooo?
*a.n: that's what DOC and I interpreted the noise to be, if anyone has other suggestions, I'd be happy to read them*
Yugi's brain-*blinks* um....who's this?
Kaiba's brain-PROOO!!! PROO!
Yugi's brain-*starts laughing uncontrolably* you're....you're....and I quote....A BROWN FUZZBALL!
Kaiba's brain-*eyes narrowing* PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yugi's brain-*wipes tears from his eyes* sorry, it was just kinda a shock, you understand, right Kuriboh?
Kaiba's brain-proo, proo
Yugi's brain-ok, I'm very sorry, better?
Kaiba's brain-prooooooooooo
Yugi's brain-that's good. Anyways, I just wanted to know of you knew anything about this 'plan' that your human form is going to do to me and my friends....
Kaiba's brain-proo prooooo pro proooo prooprooo proo prooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo proo proo.
Yugi's brain-now that's interesting....*scribbles something down on a piece of paper* thanks for your help kuriboh!
Kaiba's brain-PROO PROO!!! *hangs up phone*
Yugi's brain-*also hangs up phone and waves piece of paper in the air* I need someone to translate this! We may have a possible code red! *the brain springs to life and cells scatter, getting to work on the translation*
*~*
People talking:
"Come on now children! Get with your partners!" a teacher called out 10 minutes later. "The buses are here!"
Yami looked over to Yugi with a confused look on his face. "Partners? What's going on Aibou?" he asked curiously.
Yugi giggled. "Don't worry Yami, it's just that the teachers want us to choose a partner so we don't get lost...although I'm not sure how we can get lost in the school" he explained.
"But you're already are my partner aibou" Yami stated, lining up beside Yugi. Joey and Tristan quickly lined up behind the 2 look alikes and Téa and Bakura followed soon after.
"Hey Mr. Smith!" Joey called out. "Why do we have to be in partners, I mean, come on, we're in high school!" Mr. Smith just glared and walked over to the group.
"I suggest you don't question school regulations Mr. Wheeler. The buses haven't left yet so you could still be left here to do school work...." Mr. Smith said smoothly. Joey gulped.
"I didn't mean any disrespect sir, no way....I think that having partners is a great idea!" he said nervously. Mr. Smith stared over the top of his glasses.
"Very good, now, everyone please load in an orderly fashion" he called out, walking back up to the front of the line. Joey breathed a sigh of relief.
"That was close man...too close" Tristan remarked as the line moved forward. Téa frowned.
"Well, he did have a point...." she point out. Joey turned around to glare at the brunette.
"Téa, do us all a favor and shut up!" he barked, then turned back around. Téa's jaw dropped open but before she could reply, the 2 boys infront of her got on the bus and took a seat. There was only one seat left...and it was at the back.
"Oh no, I get bus sick when I sit in the back" she groaned, flopping down in the seat. Bakura looked nervously around the rest of the bus, his desperate eyes searching for a seat with only one person in it. Luck was on his side that day as there was a seat with only one person....unfortunately it was Kaiba's seat. Bakura approached him timidly.
"Um, excuse me Seto, but may I please share a seat with you?" he asked quietly. Seto just glared up at him.
"Why should I let you?"
Bakura gulped. "BecauseTéasaysshegetsbussickandIreallydon'twanttositwithher"he explained in one breath. Seto quirked an eyebrow and moved his bag to his lap. For some reason he took pity on this boy. He wouldn't wish being partners with Téa on anyone.
"Fine, sit" Kaiba replied. Bakura looked surprised.
"Really?"
Kaiba sighed. "Hurry up and sit before I change my mind and make you sit with Téa!". Bakura sat hurriedly.
Another teacher stood up at the front of the bus. "Quiet please!" she called out. The whole bus quieted down. "Now I know everyone is wondering where we are going....". All the students on the bus, sat up straighter, eagerly wanting to hear their destination. "But we're not going to tell you". Widespread groaning was heard throughout the yellow vehicle. "Instead, we're going to sing! One, two, three...the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all the way through town! Now everybody!".
Seto clenched his teeth together as Bakura started to sing along with the teacher. 'This is your fault' his conscious reminded him. 'You let him sit with you....'. Kaiba sighed as he heard someone being sick in the back. At least he had saved Bakura from that......
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain-*winces* that stupid song! I'm sorry, but due to the code red going on in here...there will be no inside tour today but if you come back tomorrow we'll be happy to give you a refund....
Yugi's brain (other cell)-um, sir ma'am? There's another phone call.....
Yugi's brain (lead cell)-*rubs temples* fine....*picks up phone* hello?
(Mystery)?!?!??!?!'s brain-there is only a 15% chance that they'll stop this irritating noise!
Yugi's brain-oh dear lord...it can't be.....
*~*
People talking:
One hour later, the 3 school buses pulled into a very empty parking lot of an unmarked factory. As the students filed off the bus, someone stepped out of the building and walked over to the growing group. "Good morning" he called out cheerfully, as he stopped in front of them. "Welcome to the cushy tushy toilet paper factory".
Yugi and his group gasped loudly. They just couldn't believe what they were seeing.....
TBC
*insert evil laugh here* okay, a bit short for a chapter but at least it's something, ne? I'll post this as soon as my beta reader can edit it. Feel free to guess who the 2 mystery people are!
DOC- I KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!
Sherpock-well, don't give it away!
DOC-Duh. It`s more fun to watch them guess!!
Sherpock-hopeless....completely hopeless....
Bakura-there she is! *runs into the room, followed by Yami Bakura*
WT-uh oh, it's time for me to fly!
B and YB-come back!
Yugi (is talking in his sleep)-please review!