Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The HUGE Sleepover ❯ Arriving and the new version of Barney ( Chapter 3 )

DIS: YES! I have finally beaten Kaiba! But now that bastard Rishid is in the way...(glares) You and your rock-type field and deck...

Rishid: (--)

Marik: YES, YOU AND YOUR DAMN FIELD AND DECK! (slaps his bald head)

DIS: Aww!

Marik: (slaps her too) YOU AND YOUR WEAK DECK!

DIS: (hisses at him) I SHALL EAT YOUR GUTS!

Marik: (grossed out) That is nasty even for me.

Bakura: (looking at his steak) Ugh, I lost my appetite.

DIS and Rishid: (glare at Marik)

DIS: Anyways, I want to thank everyone and anyone who reviewed!

Malik: At the moment, no one. (smiles)

DIS: That's only because I don't want to look at them yet, you rude, self-centered hypocrite

Malik: Oh so NOW she ropes in the insults!

DIS: Damn right ya ass-hole!

Yuugi: GO DIS!

DIS: (bows) Thank you, thank you.

Atemu: Yeah, burn them with that rope!

DIS: (^^)

Yuugi: I didn't get that, but ok. Read below and enjoy the chapter! (smiles cutely)

DIS: AW! (glomps Yuugi)

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Title: The HUGE Sleepover

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: R for language and sexual content

Summary: Mokuba has a sleepover at his house and the YGO gang is invited! But when a storm crashes over, they have to stay over. What could possibly happen in a HUGE house when it's storming and there's a black out? R&R

Couples: Isis/Seto; Anzu/Bakura; Katsuya/Mai; Honda/Miho (Meant to be)

Notes/Warnings: Pro-Anzu, Yuugi has strange out bursts. Yeah...

Disclaimer Guy: (;o;) Why me? Ahem, DIS does not own YGO, Kotex, Trojan, any of Dark Hope's ideas (of she puts any in with the authoress' permission), Yahoo!, or the shampoo and gel `Garnier Frutis'.

Names, Japanese to English

Pharaoh Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi Mutoh-Yugi

Bakura Ryou-Yami Bakura

Ryou Bakura-Bakura

Marik Ishtar-Yami Marik

Malik Ishtar-Marik

Katsuya Jounouchi-Joey Wheeler

Anzu Mazaki-Tea Gardener

Honda Hiroto-Tristan Taylor

Shizuka Jounouchi-Serenity Wheeler

Isis Ishtar-Ishizu Ishtar

Otogi Ryuuji (sp?)-Duke Devlin

Seto Kaiba-Seto Kaiba

Mokuba Kaiba-Mokuba Kaiba

Mai ? (Does anyone know her Japanese last name?)-Mai Valentine

Rishid Ishtar-Odeon Ishtar

Grandpa-Solomon Mutoh

Yuugi's Mom-Yuugi's Mom (sweat drop, does anyone know Yuugi's Mom's name?)

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The HUGE Sleepover, Chapter Three, Arriving and the new version of Barney

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#6:45 P.M., Kaiba residence, outside the mansion#

Anzu: (meets up with the girls at Kaiba's)

All girls: (drops their suit cases)

Mai: Ugh, I am exhausted! I had to try and get my 6 suitcases in my tiny car! Then, I had to try and get them out and my lingerie suitcases exploded everywhere! I even think one of those guards stole a pair of my thongs!

Shizuka and Anzu: Ooh, tough luck.

Anzu: Where's you brother, Shizuka?

Shizuka: (sighs, rolls her eyes) He decided to be Mr. Idiot and try to pack 100 packages of Instant Noodles. What an air head, I told him that Kaiba was going to provide the food since we're staying at HIS house.

Mai: Yeah ,we shouldn't have to provide our own food at a sleepover!

Shizuka and Anzu: YEAH!

Anzu: I wonder how Isis is doing with Marik and Malik?

Shizuka: I wonder how Ryou is doing with Bakura.

Mai: (blonde moment for Mai) I wonder how Grandpa is doing with Yuugi?

Shizuka and Anzu: (oO)

Shizuka: Don't you mean Atemu?

Mai: Oh, right! Atemu! Eh heh, heh, heh.

Isis: (comes up to them, carrying her purse) Hey ladies, how are you all doing today?

Mai, Shizuka and Anzu: Great!

Marik and Malik: (drops Isis' bags by the other 3 girls) What did you all pack woman?!

Isis: Everything. Do you three have any idea what these morons did the other day?

Shizuka, Mai, and Anzu: What?

FLASH!

Malik: AW! The pain!

Marik: (--)

#Flashback#

Isis: (reading a magazine)

Malik: (polishing his rod)

Isis: (looks up from Cosmopolitan) Malik, where's Marik?

Malik: I dunno.

Isis: ( raises an eyebrow) He isn't masturbating again, is he?

Malik: (face faults) Marik was...I didn't need to hear that...

Isis: (--) Go find him-

Marik: (comes down, holding Isis' vibrator and her bra hanging from it) (smirks at an oblivious Malik)

Malik: (goes to the kitchen)

Marik: (puts glue on the seat)

Malik: (comes back and sit on the seat) Oh damn, I forgot my pop. (tries to get up) Huh?

Phone: (rings)

Isis: Hello, Ishtar residence.

Phone: Hi Isis, do you-

Malik: I'M GLUED TO THE SEAT!

Isis: MARIK, UNGLUE MALIK! What were you saying, Mokuba? Oh, how is your brother? Good? That's great!

Marik: But Isis, he can just take his pants off and he'll be fine!

Malik: (gets out of his pants) (has boxers with The Winged Dragon of Ra on them) Not a word.

Isis: Oh that's wonderful it--IS THAT MY BRA?!! WHERE DID YOU FIND MY VIBRATOR??? Um, we'll be there Mokuba, bye!

Click.

Marik: (looking on innocently) I didn't know you had a vibrator, Isis. Who do you think of when you're horny? Hmm? Is it perhaps Atemu? Or the "handsome" CEO of Kaiba Corp.? Or maybe even the Thief Lord, Bakura? Hehehe, so many people you could possibly like!

Isis: (tackles him)

Marik: AWW! Malik, HELP!

Malik: (yawns) Sorry, I can't right now. I'm too...Busy. (smirks)

Marik: (O^O) AW!

#End Flashback#

Mai: NO.

Shizuka: POSSIBLE.

Anzu: WAY.

Isis: (nodding) Yes, it's true.

Mai: Wow, no guy has ever known I have a vibrator.

Anzu: I don't have one.

Shizuka: Neither do I.

Mai and Isis: That's because you two are 16.

Shizuka: Actually, I'm 14 (DIS: Is that right? I'm not sure...(shrugs))

Anzu: Really? You're going to be a freshman next year, huh?

Shizuka: Yep.

Anzu: Yay! (her and Shizuka hug)

Isis and Mai: Ah, the good times.

Marik and Malik: We're right here, you know.

Girls: Go away!

Malik and Marik: Touché.

Yuugi and Atemu: Hello!

Shizuka and Mai: Hi, Atemu. (batting their eyelashes at him)

Atemu: Hi. (^^)

Yuugi: (rolls his eyes) Hey Anzu.

Anzu: Hi Yuugi, what's up?

Yuugi: Oh nothing...Just ATEMU.

Anzu: What happened?

Yuugi: (groans)

#Flashback#

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

SLAM!

SMASH!

WHAM-O!

Atemu: (red eyes, glaring at the mauled clock)

Yuugi: (OO) Atemu!

Atemu: (goes back to sleep)

Yuugi: (gulps and leaves to take a shower)

#Later#

Yuugi: (shakes Atemu) Atemu, Atemu, wake up, it's time to go.

Atemu: What time is it?

Yuugi: 6:20 P.M.!

Atemu: (groans and gets up)

#6:30#

Grandpa: Have a good time, kiddies!

Atemu: `Kiddies? I older than he is!'

Yuugi: Come on, Atemu. Do you have your bag?

Atemu: Yes and Mr. Bonkers. (cuddles up to his stuffed Millennium Puzzle)

Yuugi: Uh, sure, whatever. Let's go.

Atemu and Yuugi: (walk and bump into some giggling girls)

Atemu: Excuse us, we didn't mean to be so rude.

Girl 1: (giggle) Oh don't bother apologizing cutie!

Girl 2: yeah, don't you worry!

Yuugi: (sweat drops) Well, we have to...Er...Go now. Bye

Girl 2: Bye sweetie!

Girl 1 (smacks and pinches Atemu's butt, then walks away with her friend)

Atemu: Uh, Yuugi?

Yuugi: Yeah? So you got slapped on the butt, who gives a rats ass?

Atemu: (shuts up) `I was assaulted by some random girl...Eek.'

#End flashback#

Anzu: (O.o) Whoa...

Yuugi: yeah, I can't believe they'd prefer Atemu over me! Aren't I cute, Anzu? Aren't I??

Anzu: Of-of course you are, Yuugi! Eh heh, heh, heh. There is absolutely NO WAY that you're not! You're ,uh, adorable!

Yuugi: Thanks Anzu! (deeper, sensual voice) So, you wanna go out sometime, baby?

Anzu: (OO) (--) Yuugi, I like you as a friend and ONLY a friend.

Yuugi: I just wanted a girlfriend.

SLAP!

Everyone: (stops talking and looks over at Anzu and Yuugi)

Yuugi: (OO)

Anzu: HOW DARE YOU!

Yuugi: Th-that came out wrong!

Anzu: `I just wanted a girlfriend' came out wrong! Ugh!

Yuugi: I'm sorry!

Atemu: Yuugi, um, I think we need to talk...(o.o)

Marik: Damn! Yuugi made a move on Mazaki? She's not worth it.

SLAP!

Marik: OW!

Isis: (GLARE) Shut that fuggly mouth of yours!

Marik: F-fuggly?

Isis: That's right biotch!

Ryou: Hey everyone.

Bakura: (glaring at everyone) This sucks.

Ryou: I don't care at this point. Hi Anzu! (waves to her like mad)

Anzu: Hi Ryou!

Ryou and Anzu: (HUG)

Bakura, Malik and Marik: (--) W...T...F?

Ryou: How have you been, mate?

Anzu: Oh fine! And you?

Ryou and Anzu: (chat about everything)

Bakura: is it just me...Or does it seem like Ryou likes Mazaki?

Malik: Duh.

Marik: But you know Mazaki, she only likes him as a friend.

Malik, Marik and Bakura: Poor Ryou. (shakes head sadly)

Katsuya: (waves) Hey y'all (DIS: Have you seen Rush Hour? It's so funny how Lee tries to say y'all! Lol)

Honda and Miho: (running up behind him, crash into him and start making out on top of him) (DIS: That was the most random and out-of-plot, out of character thing I have put in here...)

Katsuya: Aw, gross man! DIS IS SICK, GET OFFA ME, YA HORNY BASTARDS/BITCHES!

Honda and Miho: (?) Oh hey Katsuya, didn't see ya there.

Katsuya: GET. DA. HELL. OFFA. ME!

Mai: `Aw, he's so cute when he's mad!' (^_^)

Shizuka: Katsuya! Alright, is everyone here?

Otogi: WAIT FOR MEEEEE!!

Shizuka: (--) Guess not.

Otogi: (stands by Mai) Hey, baby. How you doin?

Mai: (grosses out) Get away from me, you pig.

Otogi: I know you want some of this, baby, so come to papa! (tries kissing her)

Mai: EW! (dodges his kiss)

Otogi: (sees Shizuka) Hey baby. (he purrs)

Shizuka: (OO)

Katsuya: Touch my sista and die, Porn-Luver.

Otogi: (backs off)

All of them: (walk up to Kaiba's mansion)

DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG, DING DONG!

Seto: (flings the door open, literally, 2 latches came off)

Katsuya: (has his finger millimeters away from the doorbell, laughs uneasily) Er, hi?

Seto: (@.@) I will not tolerate your insolence, JOUNOUCHI!

Katsuya: Hey man, I was just makin sure ya heard us!

Seto: (face twitching madly) I see, well get your asses in here, it looks as thought a storm's coming.

Katsuya: (looks over at the clouds) But dere white and fluffy!

Seto: (flinches) Are you coming in or staying out, poodle?

Katsuya: I RESENT DAT!

Mai: We'll be coming in, hun.

Seto: Don't call me hun or I'll rip out your implants.

Honda, Otogi and Katsuya: BURN!

Mai: These are natural, sweetheart and that must mean you've been looking at these nice things. (grins are him)

Isis: (;o;) `No!'

Anzu: Ouch!

Seto: No, actually the mutt told me that you had-And I quote-Bouncing jugs.

Mai: (KATSUYA!!!! (slaps him)

Katsuya: AW, KAIBA WHO COULD YA?

Miho, Isis, Anzu, Shizuka and Mai: WHAT?!?!?!

Katsuya: (gets slapped 5 times) OW!

Ryou: That must hurt...

Atemu: (snickers)

Yuugi: (shakes head) Oh Katsuya, you idiotic fool...

Seto: Now that we're done with that shit, allow me to tell you who you will be partnered up with. As in rooms.

Everyone: (look at each other, gulp) `DIS is about to torture us...' (DIS: (Grins) Indeed)

Seto: Ahem.

Atemu/Otogi

Ryou/Marik/Yuugi

Katsuya/Mai

Anzu/Bakura-

Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anzu: (plugging her ears) Ouch!

Seto: ANZU/BAKURA,

Honda/Miho

Shizuka/Isis

And Mokuba and I will have our own rooms.

Mokuba: HEYA!

YGO: Hi...

Mokuba: Do you like the partnering up? I did it myself! (grins)

YGO: NO!

Seto: Yell at him and die.

YGO:...

Mokuba: Gee whiz, thanks Seto! Anyways, can someone go rent the movies?

Marik and Atemu: I will! (glare) No, I will! I WILL, DAMN YOU!!!

Mokuba: How about you both? Here's the key's to the Ferrari.

Marik: What the fuck is s Ferrari?

Yuugi: IT'S A FUCKING CAR YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! (DIS: o.O)

Everyone: (staring at him)

DING DONG!

Seto: Yeah?

Yuugi's Mom: HI! Yuugi forgot his Zoloft (pills for anger and depression)

Seto: (slowly takes the pills away from her) Er, whatever. (slams the door in her face and throws the Zoloft at Yuugi) Go crazy.

Yuugi: I don't suppose you really want that, now do you?

Seto: (raises an eyebrow) What are you trying to say?

Yuugi: I could just not take this and I could go crazy, would you like that?

Seto: You know what, forget what I said.

Yuugi: There's a good lad.

Ryou: Bloody hell! Don't take my words, mate!

Yuugi: Don't take my Zoloft, MATE. (glare)

Ryou: (backs off) Sorry...ol...chap...

Yuugi: (takes Zoloft) ahh...I feel so much better now.

Atemu: (o.O) Yuugi, that doesn't sound right.

Shizuka: What do you mean?

Katsuya: ATEMU!

Atemu: er, sorry.

Shizuka: (--) They all think I'm a little kid...

Miho: Well you are a virgin and everything, unlike us.

Shizuka: (OO) (looks over at Anzu, who is glaring at Bakura) `OMG, what if Anzu had sex with Bakura and is faking ALL of this?! Oh-MY-GOD!!!'

Anzu: (notices) Shizuka, you ok?

Shizuka: Anzu, you are very disgusting.

Anzu: (OO) HUH?

Shizuka: I can't believe you slept with Bakura!

DEAD SILENCE!

Crickets: (OO, in shock)

Atemu: Excuse me?

Bakura: WHAT! What are you telling that bitch, Anzu!?? OH EW! I DID NOT SLEEP WITH MAZAKI! But in duelist kingdom, Ryou kinda did, not the way you think though.

Ryou: (o.o) I didn't! I'm innocent!

Malik: Hmm...Yeah, cos ain't Mazaki a virgin to?

Anzu: (X.X) Hello?! This is my virginity you're talking about here!

Marik: Who gives a shit?

Ryou: Well-

Bakura: NOT-A-WORD.

Ryou: (shuts up)

Seto: Uh, can we...Get back to the movies please?

Marik and Atemu: (race out the door)

Isis: Just so you know, Marik can't drive

Mai: Atemu might.

Katsuya: (snorts)

Mai: Or not.

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Marik: (in driver's seat) So, where do we put the keys in?

Atemu: Ummmmmmm

Marik: Hey, this looks like a keyhole. (points to the ignition)

Atemu: Duh.

Marik: Shut up or I'm sending you to the Shadow Realm.

Atemu: (shuts up)

Marik: (puts key in) Is it working yet?

Atemu: No. Shouldn't it, like, vibrate or something?

Marik: What, like a motorcycle?

Atemu: Umm, yeah!

Marik and Atemu: (wait)

Marik: Nothings happening.

Atemu: Maybe we have to turn it?

Marik: (shrugs and turns it)

VRROOOM!

Marik and Atemu: (OO) It lives!

Marik: Hmm...Let's see. This looks like something to a motorcycle, so...(pulls in the clutch and since Marik's foot was on the gas, they go SPEEDING out of the driveway) AWWW!

Atemu: AWW!!!

Marik and Atemu: AWW!

Car: (driving around in circles)

Atemu: (takes steering wheel and, what do you know? They're on the road)

Marik: phew. (takes steering wheel from Atemu)

Atemu: I'm more intelligent then you are.

Marik: Shut up, Pharaoh. I'm trying to control this beast.

Atemu: It's called a car, dumb nuts!

Marik: You've got balls for calling me that.

Atemu: I also have a-

Marik: SHUDDUP!

Atemu: Sure you don't want to know?

Marik: YES!

Atemu: (shrugs) Ok, whatever.

#At the Movie Store#

Atemu: So what're we getting?

Marik: I dunno, movies.

Atemu: (looks around him, seeing Barney movies) (picks one up)

Marik: (snatches it from him) Love? Friendship? Only Mazaki would like this, damn.

Atemu: (grabs it) Don't insult Anzu, ya ass-wipe.

Marik: (narrows his eyes) Say that again...

Atemu: I SAID-

Girl named Crissy: Like, Hey hot-stuff. (winks at Marik)

Girl named Stacy: (slaps Atemu's butt)Like, Hi.

Atemu: (OO) Not again.

Crissy: You wanna , like, ditch this place and like, go to a hotel?

Marik: (raises an eyebrow like, `Wanna get the hell away from me?')

Atemu: (dumbly asks-) What's so good about a hotel?

Stacy: (blinks) You are , like, so, like, lucky you're cute.

Atemu: I know I am.

Stacy: That was, like, really egotistical.

Crissy: Like, Tell me about it.

Marik: And you two are total sluts, so get out of the way before I send you to the Shadow Realm.

Stacy: IS that, like, your bedroom?

Crissy: Like, get off, ya whore! He's like, mine!

Stacy: Like, no he isn't!

Crissy: Like, yes he is, so, like, lay off.

Stacy: Like, no you like, bitch!

(DIS: -- Ugh, I hate valley girls, way too many `likes')

Marik: (grabs Barney, The Village and The Day After Tomorrow) Let's go, I'm getting sick of all the `likes' in this conversation. (starts to go to the check-up counter, but Crissy grabs his legs)

Crissy: LIKE, DON'T GO! I, LIKE, WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! (starts humping his leg)

Marik: AWW! GET HER OFF OF ME, ATEMU!

Atemu: AWW! I WANT YUUGI!

Marik: (o.O)

Stacy: (humping and kissing Atemu's leg)

Marik and Atemu: AWW! (running around in circles, trying to get them off)

Manager: (takes a pry bar and gets them off)

Stacy and Crissy: WE LOVE YOU!

Atemu and Marik: WE SURE AS FUCK DON'T LOVE YOU! (hurry up to the check-up counter)

Cashier: (rings up) $22.34, sir.

Marik: (hands her a piece of paper that is a fake check)

Cashier: (--)

Marik: When I count to three, we run. 1, 2-

Atemu: (hauls ass out of there)

Marik: CHEATER! (runs with the movies)

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Marik: (throws movies in trunk and starts the car, a cop chasing them, his lights flashing)

Atemu: Umm...Marik? The cops are following us.

Marik: If they stop us, we speak Egyptian, saying we don't know Japanese (since they're in Japan), ok?

Atemu: Right-o!

Marik: (pulls over)

Cop: So, stealing videos, eh, kid?

Marik: hsdf9kd dfk juei` Gwrejso. [I don't speak English)

Cop: Uh, what?

Atemu: Fspfj dfk juei` Gwrejso, hishig. [We don't speak English, sir]

Cop: (takes out `English to any other language' book) Ok, what are you speaking?

Atemu and Marik: Abrio [Arabic]

Cop: (looking for `Abrio' in his book) Uh, does that mean the language in what your speaking.

Atemu and Marik: kip [yes]

Cop: Oh...Oh shit, um can I see your green slips?

Atemu and Marik: (look at each other)

Marik: Yis jshf kjehrn jsdh iues jsdfkaj afkjs? [What the hell is he talking about?]

Atemu: (shrugs)

Marik: FGI! [DAMN!]

Cop: (coughs) Why don't you show me where you two live?

Marik: Fjsk sjd mns slleeootyrbf. [We're at a sleepover]

Cop: (sighs) Ok, show me where you were going.

Marik: (shrugs) Ouk. [Ok]

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DING DONG!

Seto: That had better be them. (opens door) Shit.'

Cop: MR. KAIBA?

Atemu: Jskd, yjd lsalfh jdkl hlsfjl ush!! [Kaiba, you have to help us!!]

Kaiba: And why should I? (DIS: He can understand them)

Atemu: Jash bey woo sah? [Because we love you?]

Seto: Oh sick, I didn't need to know that.

Marik: KOKO?!?!? [WHAT?!?!?]

Cop: Oh you understand them, Mr. Kaiba-

Seto: (hands him $300) Get away from here (drags Marik-who has the movies in his hands-and Atemu in)

Cop: Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaiba thank-

SLAM!

Atemu: It wasn't necessary to slam the door in his face, was it?

Seto: (ignores him) You LOVE me, what the hell is that?

Marik: Speaking of which, where's Mazaki?

Anzu: (raises her hand)

Marik: (throws movie at her)

Movie: (hits her head)

Anzu: OW! (looks at movie) BARNEY? What the hell?

Isis: MARIK!

Marik: What? It represents her!

Anzu: Are you saying I'm fat like this dinosaur?

Katsuya and Honda: Joy to the world, Barney's dead! We barbecued his head! Don't worry `bout the bo-ody, we flushed it down the po-oty! And so Barney is dead, and so Barney is dead and HA! HA! HA! Barney is dead! (end there song)

Crickets: (chirp)

Seto: (--) Stupid mutt.

Mokuba: HEY! I like Barney, thank you!

Katsuya and Honda: Oh gee, sorry Mokuba...(snicker)

Mokuba: Let's watch it!

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#Later#

Barney: (does that stupid laugh) Well, yeah, but T.J., Love and friendship is the best! So what have we learned today boys and girl, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk!

That weird green dinosaur: Oh you're right, Barney! (kisses Barney) It's all about love and sex and drugs! Mwahahaha!

YGO: (O.O'')

Barney: (looking like a punk now) Yep, so let's go get high on dope and fuck hard, baby! (go and get high with the girl green dinosaur and they show the two dinosaur's having sex...Oh gross...)

Green Dino: OH BARNEY!!

Anzu: (covers Mokuba's eyes)

Mokuba: (covers his rubber duck's eyes)

Bakura: (peers closer) What the hell? How the hell do people in huge costumes DO that?

Marik: (looking disgusted) what the fuck, man...This is nasty shit. I thought it was a kiddy show that had `love' and `peace', not `drugs' and `sex'.

Seto: MOKUBA, IS THIS WHAT YOU WATCH EVERY AFTERNOON?

Mokuba: Of course not! `Yes, the other version of Barney is gay...'

Anzu: (perverted) Wow, I wonder how they get in that position?

Mai: (tipping her head to the side) Yeah, so do I. Kinda odd...I've never been able to do that before...

Katsuya: (picturing Mai with nothing on and spanking his butt) Hehehe...

Honda: (slaps Katsuya) wake up, man!

Shizuka: (has her eyes covered by Atemu) Hey, who turned out the lights, Aw come one, I wanna see!

Atemu: Sorry, no. (^^) (sweat drops)

Yuugi: (OO) If they're turning Barney into this, I can only wonder what they're doing with Teletubbies and Sesame Street...

YGO: (all look at each other and go into deep thought of what they're doing with the shows)

Seto: (shaking the disturbing thoughts away) OK! This was the last movie, so now what?

Girls: (grin evilly) WE KNOW! Let's play Spin the Bottle!

Bakura and Marik: (eyes Mai and Anzu) NOOOO! (look at Shizuka and Miho) NOO!

Bakura: (eyes Isis) Hey there.

Isis (o.O)

Malik and Marik: (growl at him)

Seto: ULTIMATE GLARE OF DEATH)

Bakura: Hehehe...Just kidding?

What chaos will the authoress bring? Will we ever find out what Sesame Street and Teletubbies is like? And does Bakura like Isis? Find out in the next chapter of, `The HUGE Sleepover!'

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DIS: Phew! That was a long chapter! And I'm finally done with it! More is sure to come, since my mom threatened me if I don't stay awake all day...(whines) And I'm really tired! (shrugs) Oh well, more for me, mwahahaha! Ahem, please review and give me some ideas for games, pranks on the girls/boys and ideas period! See y'all!