Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The HUGE Sleepover ❯ Ending a huge sleepover ( Chapter 10 )

DIS: (floats in with a dreamy smile on her face) Hello, everyone, and welcome back! (is currently taking “happy pills” aka Pamprin) Thanks to everyone who has reviewed and enjoy the last and final chapter of The HUGE Sleepover, the hit story from Demented Insane Spirit that was published first in the year of 2004 or something like that. In any case...Enjoy!

 

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Chapter Ten (Ending a huge sleepover)

 

The YGO gang trudged up to their rooms. Shizuka had ended up in a room by herself since Isis was currently occupied. Mai was practically carrying Jou to their room and Anzu and Bakura were wisely staying away from each other, though Bakura snarled like a dog every time Marik tried to edge near her.

 

“Bitch,” Marik whispered to Bakura as he practically skipped past him to the room with Ryou and Yuugi. Bakura's eyes flamed and a growl erupted in his throat. He looked about to lunge, but Anzu grabbed his ear, glowering.

 

“Oww! Let me go, dammit! Mazaki, let the hell go! Owww! Ow!!!” Everyone sweat dropped watching as she tossed Bakura in their room and stalked in after him, looking high-and-mighty.

 

Everyone said their goodnights and retired to their rooms.

 

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Marik heaved a heavy sigh, staring glumly out the window. “You know what? This is how it always happens. It was always like this. The undeserving men end up with what I want. The Pharaoh gets his title...Malik gets a bigger room than me...And now Bakura gets Mazaki! What kind of stupid shit is that? I ask you, is the world against me? Is Ra and Osiris suddenly pissed off with me? What have I ever done to deserve this luck?!” He turned to Ryou and Yuugi, who were standing in the middle of the room, looking uncomfortable.

 

“Uh...” They exchanged nervous looks. “You brainwashed people, sent them to the Shadow Realm, and, um, wanted to rule the world, Marik,” Yuugi reminded him.

 

“(o.o) Huh...Well, that was just a minor setback, nothing serious.”

 

“(--) You killed two Ghouls.”

 

“(o.o) Oh...I guess that is pretty bad.” He paused, frowning to himself. “Aw, screw them both. I have more important things.” He smirked. “After all, why turn decent for a girl rather than be naughty and kill Seto Kaiba?”

 

“(OO)...”

 

“I think I'll go to sleep now and avoid the rush...” Ryou muttered, turning and climbing into bed. Marik shrugged.

 

“Suit yourself. Malik and I start the murder tonight! Bwahahaha!”

 

Yuugi sweat dropped. He's really creepy.

 

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Mai sighed, sitting next to Jou in bed, being jostled in bed by the bumping coming from the room beside theirs, which was Honda and Miho's.

 

“JESUS!” Jou crowed, suddenly wide-awake. “Dey're like bunnies on Viagra! Dey never stop! Dey just keep doing it and doing it and - ”

 

“I GET THE POINT,” Mai snapped. Jou pouted, giving her puppy dog eyes.

 

“What's your problem, Mai?”

 

“YOU! Geez, Jounouchi, how stupid can you be?”

 

“Um...” She rolled her eyes and grabbed him by the collar.

 

“Those sounds should be coming from US!”

 

“(O.O) Um...”

 

“Take me, Jounouchi! Take me like the man I know you are!”

 

“(O.O)...Can I practice in the bathroom first?”

 

“(-.-) If you need to.”

 

“Okay, and then, um, we're gonna...?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“...Oh...Okay. I'll, uh, be back then...”

 

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“AUGH!!” Bakura slapped his pillow over his head. “First those fucking idiots, purple-hair girl and pointy-head and now the two blondes! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?”

 

“They're normal?” Anzu suggested, curled up by the balcony windows in her pajamas.

 

“Right,” Bakura sarcastically agreed, “as if doing that every five seconds is normal. GET A CLUE!”

 

“HEY! Don't be a jackass, Bakura!”

 

“I can be if I want!”

 

“Oh, shut up and act your age before I flush you down the toilet.”

 

“(oO) Flush me down...?” He shook his head. “Whatever, Mazaki.” She sighed and then frowned.

 

“I'll be right back.” She went to the door and tried opening it. “Damn! It's stuck!”

 

“As if I care?” She stared to jerk it and slam into it, making loud banging noises. “Dear Ra, stop that racket!”

 

“Shut up, Bakura!”

 

Outside their door...

 

Malik and Marik, on their way to Kaiba's room, stared at Anzu and Bakura's door, both looking a bit disturbed. “You know,” Malik slowly said, “I've heard of a lot of different positions, but...on the door? How are they even doing that?”

 

“(--) With as many women as Bakura's slept with in the past, I'm sure it's no problem for him,” Marik answered.

 

Back with the two...

 

“Alright, alright, stop that would you?” Bakura shoved her away. “Watch.” He slammed into it and let out a startled cry that could be taken different. “DEAR RA!” He rasped loudly.

 

Outside...

 

“(O.O) Dear Ra,” Marik muttered, staring at the door, hearing gasps from Bakura. “What the hell is she doing to him?”

 

“(o.o) Can we leave now? I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable in this current - ”

 

“BAKURA!” Anzu shrilled inside the room.

 

“...Okay, let's go,” Marik said after they had jumped a bit at her scream. They quickly shuffled away.

 

Inside...

 

“BAKURA!” Anzu stared as Bakura fell over. “What the hell is wrong with you?!”

 

“(x.x) I think I strained my groin,” he wheezed, clutching at his manhood. Anzu blinked, flushing.

 

“Uh...” She grimaced. “That's...too bad.”

 

“If I die like this,” he ground out, “it'll be your fault.”

 

“(o.o) I'm not touching any place near there, Bakura.”

 

“WELL AT LEAST CHECK!”

 

“(OO)...” Anzu flushed redder and glanced down, then swallowed. Why do I feel like I'm being duped?

 

Hehehe, she's totally going for it, Bakura thought, smirking inwardly.

 

“Okay.” She left briefly and Bakura grinned to himself, closing his eyes.

 

JAB!

 

“YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” Bakura let out a howl, jumping to all fours. Anzu raised an eyebrow, holding a toothbrush. “WHAT THE HELL, MAZAKI!”

 

“PERVERT!” She slapped him, knocking him to the ground. “Go get a hooker! I'm not that kind of girl!” He glowered after her as she returned to trying to open the door.

 

“Well, if you were one, our relationship would probably work out a helluva lot better!”

 

“You know what? I'm dumping you!”

 

“Good, because I'm dumping you, too!”

 

Silence...

 

“So,” Bakura casually said, sitting up. “Where are we going out for our first date?”

 

“I dunno.” She shrugged.

 

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Marik and Malik crept to the bedroom that they knew was Kaiba's. A huge poster of Kaiba, stating “Kaiba is the king” was pinned to his front door. They doubted it was Mokuba's room since they had recently passed a door with a poster of a huge Duck on it earlier. So, Marik busied himself with picking the lock while Malik watched his back. When the lock clicked, they slowly eased the door open.

 

“Now, a quick kill, alright, Marik? No playing with your victims.” Marik rolled his eyes.

 

“I'm not stupid.” Malik snorted softly and then snuck in the bedroom, both with daggers in their hands. They edged up to the canopy bed and Malik flung back the covers to see -

 

“AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!”

 

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“DEAR RA, OSIRIS, AND HORUS ABOVE AND BELOW!” Yami burst out, jumping out of bed and running into the hall with Mr. Sunshine in his arms. “WHAT WAS THAT?”

 

“IS IT THE COPS?” Bakura asked, running into the hallway with Anzu on his shoulders for some reason. No one really knew why, not even Anzu or Bakura.

 

“Idiot!” Yami snapped. “The cops can't get in here.” He paused and eyed him warily. “What have you got to hide, anyway?”

 

“Oh, nothing special,” Bakura modestly responding, smirking. “A little bit of this, a little bit of that.”

 

“THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT, THIEF!”

 

“BITE ME, WANNA-BE PHARAOH!”

”I AM PHARAOH!”

”KISS MY ASS!”

 

“NO, MISS MINE! IT'S ROYALLY BETTER THAN YOURS!”

 

“Oh, yeah? KISS MY - ” Anzu slapped her hands over Bakura's mouth, making him blink in surprise.

 

“(x.x) I don't want to hear the rest of that sentence, Bakura,” she informed him.

 

“The scream came from Kaiba's room!” Yami announced, glaring at them. “Since four of us are doing naughty things and Otogi sleeps like the dead, we must be the heroes of the night!”

 

“Wait a minute...” Bakura frowned. “What about our abious?”

 

With said abious...

 

“Do you think the monster's still out there?” Yuugi whispered to Ryou from under the bed they were stationed at.

 

“I hope not! It sounded angry!” Ryou replied quietly, shivering.

 

Back to the “heroes”...

 

“If they don't come charging out in exactly five seconds, then we're going,” Yami informed them. He paused for barely a millisecond. “Okay, let's go.” They rushed down the hall to Kaiba's room where the door was cracked. Yami paused and looked to Bakura and then frowned, suddenly realizing Anzu was on his shoulders. “Don't you dare drop her, Bakura.”

 

“Pff. Give me a little credit, Pharaoh,” Bakura said, rolling his eyes. They entered the room quietly with Anzu bending down. Yami reached for the lights and flashed them on.

 

“EEEKKK!” Isis shrieked, clutching at the sheet. Malik and Marik were huddled at the desk, frightened eyes on their faces. Kaiba had gotten his pants on between the time that Malik and Marik had woken them up and when the “heroes” arrived. “GET OUT!”

 

“What are you two doing here?” Bakura demanded, eyeing Marik and Malik suspiciously.

 

“(OO) We came in to kill Kaiba,” Marik sputtered out, clutching at his abiou, “but they...they didn't have the sheets on, Bakura! THEY WERE OPENLY NUDE! A-and we saw the most...the most horrific things!”

 

“(oO) Uh...Is that right?”

 

“YES!” Malik howled, his eyes huge and haunted. “You wouldn't believe it, Bakura. Kaiba is...is bigger than me...”

 

“And we saw,” Marik shuddered, “Isis.”

 

“Ewwww…” Yami and Bakura said, disgusted expressions on their faces.

 

“HEY!” Isis indignantly said. “I'm proud of my body!”

 

“Bet it's not as nice as Anzu's,” Bakura said in a cheerful manner, smirking. Anzu flushed.

 

“How would you know, Bakura?” Kaiba asked caustically, speaking for the first time.

 

“(o.o) Well, I don't actually...know, but come on! Look at her! How can she not be hot with her clothes off?”

 

“Can we, you know...change the subject?” Anzu asked, blushing red.

 

“Prove it, Anzu,” Malik piped up, his mood suddenly lightened. “Come on and show Kaiba whose bitch is better!”

 

“(O.O) I WILL NOT!”

 

“Aw, you suck...”

 

“Whatever!” Bakura lifted Anzu off his shoulders. “Mine is better than yours, Kaiba, so kiss my ass!”

 

“(-.-) Uh huh,” was all Kaiba said.

 

“That's right.”

 

“I agree,” Yami, Malik, and Marik said, raising their hands, nodding. Isis glared at the three. “...I still agree,” they said, appearing nervous by her glare. Kaiba rolled his eyes.

 

“All of you get the hell out of my room before I shove my foot up your ass.”

 

“JUST DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER IN FRONT OF US!” Malik growled at him, glaring hatefully. “You might find a knife in your back...”

 

“(o.o) Right, whatever, just get out.” They all trudged out, slamming the door behind them.

 

“...I was hoping Anzu would pick Marik,” was all Isis said when they were gone. Kaiba just sighed.

 

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“Well, thank you guys for coming to my sleepover,” Mokuba said with a broad grin. “I'm glad you all came. We had fun, huh?”

 

“Yup,” Mai and Anzu chirped, seeing as how they ended up with boyfriends.

 

“Oh, sure,” Yami and Marik gloomily replied, glowering at Bakura, thinking, Lucky son-of-a-bitch.

 

“So, should we do this another time?” Mokuba chirped to them with a grin on his face. They gave their collection of negative and positive responses before heading away, waving at him.

 

“I hate Bakura,” Yami grumbled to Yuugi as they started home.

 

“Yeah...I wonder what that creepy sound was last night?”

 

“Hell's demons, that's what!”

 

“(OO)...”

 

“Anyway,” Yami continued with a brighter expression on his face, “when's the next sleepover? Maybe I can steal her from Bakura.”

 

“(o.o) Uh, yeah, we're not going to any more sleepovers after this one...” Yami's expression turned dark again.

 

“Damn it.”

 

END!

 

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DIS: Yayz, finally done. Yeah, I know, it wasn't that funny. Please give a last review for this ending fic. Ciao!