Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane Talk Show ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh (part 1) ( Chapter 1 )

Kat: Hello, I'm your host for my very own talk show!

Pilae: And the talk show is called…

Kat: …..um I'm working on that!

Pilae: *rolls eyes* yeah whatever you say

Kat: *glares* ANYway as I said talk show, I will be interviewing different characters off of different Animes.

Pilae: I'm her co-host, which she forgot to mention

Kat: um yeah forgot…right *cough* so here today is Pilae's boy toy…I mean boyfriend Pyros to do the disclaimer. Pyros

Pyros: Boy toy?

Pilae+Kat: Just do it!

Pyros: Right Kat and Pilae do not own any of the characters that will be used except for me, which I'm owned by Pilae (Kat: in more ways than one!) *glare* so there

Kat: Today is the Yu-Gi-Oh cast

Pilae: so get ready for Yaoiness

Kat: Anzu, Honda, and Mai bashing

Pilae+Kat: LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!!

Pyros: Run while you still can! *Is hit by two angry cat demons*

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Kat: Hello America or where ever you live and welcome to my show, I'm your host Kat Mao

Pilae: And I'm the co-host Pilae

Pyros: And I just sit here `till needed

Kat: Right, today we will be interviewing the Yu-Gi-Oh cast so lets show them out *waves hand toward the door to the back stage and nothing happens* um….ok Pyros go get them!

Pyros: *mutters about slave drivers as he walks back stage and brings out the guest*

Pilae: Right, we have Yugi and Yami, Ryou and Bakura, Malik and Marik, Seto and Jounouchi or Jou for short, Mokuba and Otogi.

Anzu+Honda+Mai: HEY!!

Pilae: Oh and them

Anzu+Honda+Mai: ok…hey wait!

Kat: All right first we will take calls because this is my show and I can do that

Everyone else: ooooooooookkkkkkk

Kat: First caller

Random-girl-who-has-a-question: Hi I'm a random girl who has a question.

Pilae: I think we got that

Random-girl-who-has-a-question: Yes anyway there are rumors that some of the guys on the show are gay and America (who doesn't have a open mind about gayness) re-wrote the script to make it not so

Kat: Yes and…

Random-girl-who-has-a-question: Well is it true?

Kat: Yes indeed, the couples are Yugi and Yami.

Pilae: Which was changed to where Yugi had a crush on Anzu…ANZU OF ALL PEOPLPE!!!!!!

Yugi: *shudder*

Kat: Ryou and Bakura, and than Seto and Jou

Random-girl-who-has-a-question (god her name is long): Ok than my next question is for Seto and Jou

Seto+Jou: Yes?

Random-girl-who-needs-a-shorter-name-in-which-I-just-made-longe r (what the hell am I on!): If you are a couple why do you fight all the time?

Seto: Well first some of it is the re-write

Jou: But the term is call a `love-hate' relationship

Random-girl-who-had-a-question: Ok thank you *hangs up*

Pilae: Ok next caller

Um-person-who-is-just-called-the-next-caller-because-im-too-laz y-to-think-of-something: Yes I'm the person who is-

Everyone: DON'T!!

The-next-caller: sorry my question is for Yugi

Yugi: Shoot

Next-caller-in-which-we-now-have-dubbed-to-be-a-boy-cuz-I-said- so: Why do you always have Yami duel for you? I mean cant u duel on your own, you should be a man and duel your own duels, I mean-*rants for hours* you know what I'm saying?

Everyone: O.o

Yugi: Um cuz Yami is the King of Games, why risk it when you can have a guy who never loses play for you

Yami:…I don't know if that's a complement or a insult

The-nex-caller-who-needs-to-shorten-up-his-speeches: Oh I see your point ok, keep winning dude *hangs up but misses*

Everyone: *listening in the background*

The-next-caller-who-is-a-loser-and-you're-about-to-find-out-why : I got to talk to Yugi Motou my 30 years of search are over!!! *Laughs like a nerd can hear yelling in the background* Ok Mother I'll be down in a second, jeez can't a guy get any privacy?

Kat: Ok *hangs up* Any way that's all the time we have today, we will continue with the same cast tomorrow so if u have any questions that you would like on the air (or story w/e) please review

Pilae: And if you flame we will just use them to slowly burn Anzu, Honda, or Mai

Pyros: Depending on their mood

Yu-Gi-Oh cast: *slowly sneaks away*

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Kat: well that was fun

Pilae: you need to think of a name for the show

Kat: yeah, yeah I know…oh if any of you reviewers-

Pyros: if any *is hit by the two cousins*

Kat: -want the show to have a name tell me and I might pick it

Pilae: Reviewers will get Yu-Gi-Oh pushies of their choice (tell us which ones in the review) and flamers will get to listen to Anzu speeches for eternity

All: *shudder*

Kat: Also I need at least 5 reviews/flames (don't care) till I update, from different ppl please