Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Invasion ❯ Earth's Demolition ( Chapter 3 )

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Part 3 Earth's Demolition

We continue where we left off with all the chaos.

(Domino City)

*Domino City has been completely wiped off the map with possibly no survivors*

(The helicopter)

*Mokuba is devastated, thinking he has lost his friends while Seto seems unfazed*

Mokuba: Seto….I think everyone's dead.

Kaiba: That doesn't matter to me.

Mokuba: You've changed Seto. I….I don't know you anymore!

Kaiba: Shut up and fly the copter!

Mokuba: I'm turning this thing around right now and searching for Yugi!

*Mokuba does a 180 and heads back to Domino City*

Kaiba: Mokuba, stop! Do you want to make millions or not?

Mokuba: No amount of money can replace my friends!

Kaiba: *overcome by greed* Mokuba if you don't turn around right now….I'll…..I'll….

Mokuba: *looks at Kaiba carefully*

Kaiba: *takes out gun* I'll shoot you!

Mokuba: You wouldn't!

Kaiba: I will. *points gun at mokuba's head* Now turn around!

*a huge paintbrush comes and paints over the gun*

Kaiba: What the…..who's there?!

Mokuba: The editor!

Kaiba: *snarls* *whips out sleep gas and sprays mokuba*

*mokuba falls asleep*

Kaiba: *gets up and laughs wickedly*

*the helicopter starts going down with no one at the controls*

Kaiba: *continues to laugh manically*

*copter crashes into the violent sea*

Kaiba: *laughing his ass off*

*copter goes under*

(ruins of Domino City)

*this "Death Star" looking object has landed in Domino City*

*Darth Vader walks out and looks around*

*stormtroopers follow*

Stormtrooper 1: Just as you planned, Lord Vader?

Vader: Yes, now carry out the next step.

Stormtrooper 1: Roger.

*the stormtroopers run towards Kaiba Corp*

(inside Kaiba Corp, which has surprisingly survived the storm)

Thug 1: When I was a kid, I wanted to become a doctor.

Thug 2: When I was a kid, I wanted to become a lawyer.

Thug 3: When I was a kid, I wanted to become a teacher.

Thug 4: When I was a kid, I wanted to become a nice, shiny gun!

Thugs 1, 2, 3: O.o

Thug 4: Nice, shiny gun….

Thug 1: He's possessed, grab him!

*thugs 2 and 3 grab him*

Thug 4: It's really a beautiful day out isn't it.

Thug 1: What the….

*thug 4 transforms into bakura*

Thug 1: It's bakura, get him!

*the thugs fire at him*

*yami bakura comes out of the ring*

Yami Bakura: Foolish mortals, you cannot hurt me!

Thug 2: I'm no foolish mortal!

Thug 3: Me either!

*Yami Bakura makes a giant Shining Friendship appear and chase thugs 2 and 3*

Thug 1: What the hell is that thing?

Thug 2: Ah, run it wants to make friends with us!

Thug 3: MOMMY!!!!!

Yami Bakura: Heh heh heh, care to speak your mind too?

Thug 1: No thanks, what do you want?

Yami Bakura: The Millennium items, what else?

Thug 1: Say what?

Yami Bakura: Foolish mortal, you'll never understand!

*Yami Bakura makes thug 204 appear and chase thug 1*

Thug 1: AHHHHHHHHHH, NOT EMINEM!

Eminem: My name is slim shady, not Marshall Mathers!

(at Duelist Kingdom)

Pegasus: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! *watching everything that's happening*

(back in the helicopter)

Kaiba: Oh crap…….

*the copter hits the floor of the seas*

Kaiba: Heh heh, oopsie!

*Sebastian from The Little Mermaid comes out and starts singing Under the Sea*

Kaiba: *takes out gun and shoots Sebastian from inside*

*little does kaiba know that by shooting the annoying crab that he pierced a hole in the fiberglass of the cockpit of his copter*

*water pours in*

Kaiba: Oh crap……..

(Duelist Kingdom)

Pegasus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE KAIBA BOY???!!! NOW LET'S SEE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH!!!

(outside Kaiba Corp)

Stormtrooper 1: *presses button on intercom outside the gates*

*Yami Bakura answers*

Yami Bakura: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Stormtrooper 1: We're here to blow your company up.

Yami Bakura: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SURE WHY NOT??? COME RIGHT IN!!!

*the gates open and the large squad of stormtroopers march in*

(at the Death Star)

Vader: Ha, there's no Millennium Falcon in this anime that's going to blow my ship up!

*vader shudders at the memory of the classic Star Wars scene where he gets blasted and spins out of control*

Well that ends part 3. Freaky huh? Where's Yugi and the gang? Are they really dead? What will become of the thugs? Will Yami Bakura collect the Millennium items and take full control over the earth? What plans does Darth Vader have for Kaiba Corp? And will the Kaiba brothers survive their aquatic fate? With all this to come, why would you want to miss the next chapter? PLEASE REVIEW!