Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Talking About Stuff Show ❯ Enter Yami and Yugi ( Chapter 1 )

Author(s)'s Note: This is Okane no Megamisama's big sister, the Animagess (you may have read my own fic, "Mystery YuGiOh Theater"), and this is her first official fanfic. While it's certainly funny, her grammar is lousy, her vocabulary is limited, and she doesn't know the difference between a comma and a period. So I went through the whole thing- correcting all the mistakes, adding bigger words in the right places, elaborating most sentences, making things more coherent (I also did the last paragraph and the summary...). Basically, it became a partner effort. This is the end result. We hope you enjoy the first chapter!

Text in // = Yami speaking

--------------------------= Switches to inside the Soul rooms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>= Back in reality

{}=Thinking as the Yami

[]= Thinking as normal person

Yami= Yami Yugi

Yugi= Himself

CHAPTER 1: Yugi and Yami

"Hello, welcome to the Joys of Talking About Stuff show. This is your host Pegasus. Today for our topic, we will talk about The Joys of Having a Yami!!"

Music-Duh, duh, duh!!!

"We will have two pairs of guest stars on today's show. You might think it`s a strange way of putting it, but it will all become clear in a moment. Now, welcome our first pair of guests. Welcome...Yugi-Boy and Yami Yugi-Boy!!"

Audience: Clap, clap, clap, whistle, clap etc.

"Hello everyone!! /Hello.../" Yugi and Yami said simeltaneously, as they walked out from a black curtain.

"Welcome to-," began Pegasus before being interrupted by Yami Yugi.

"/Yes. We all know what the show is called./ Yami! Be nice!" Yugi reprimanded Yami.

"Ahem. Yes, welcome to The Joys of Talking about Stuff Show." repeated Pegasus.

Music-Duh, duh, duh!!

"What is it like having a Yami, Yugi-Boy?" Pegasus asked.

"Well. It's kind of like-/Having a best friend around./" interupptedYami.

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"Yami! Stop coming in like that!" Yugi said, a little annoyed at Yami for interrupting him.

"Why shouldn`t I? The shows about me too." Yami replied, also annoyed at Yugi for getting annoyed at him.

"Well...tell me before you switch, at least." Yugi warned Yami. He looked around. "Yami...Yami? Argh, he left the soul room."

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>

"I see." Pegasus said. "What does it feel like Mind-Shuffling?"

"/Well, you see. It's like going from awake to asleep, and then into a dream while your other part is awake,/" Yami started. "ARGH, LET ME DO THE TALKING!"

"Excuse me?!" Pegasus said, startled by the sudden outburst.

"Uh, heh, sorry. My Yami is bothering me," Yugi apologized.

"While we're on the subject, what are the defects of having a Yami?" asked Pegasus.

"Well. The faults are sometimes the Yami CAN COME IN ANY MOMENT AT ANYTIME INTERRUPTING SPECIAL TALK SHOWS. Ahem...and having to switch all the time," Yugi said, hoping his Yami would get the picture.

"Yes. Back to the main topic, what are the good qualities of having a Yami?" Pegasus asked, taking a sip of his purplish wine.

"Well. It`s good because I`m small, as you can see, and I can`t reach some things at my house, so when I change, I get taller!" explained Yugi.

"Yes, that can be useful. Is that all the reasons?"

"Yes.{Hey, you forgot a bunch. You forgot that I`m smarter than you, I`m a better Dueller, and I`m stronger-}[Shut up, I do the talking.]" Yugi looked thirstily at a coffee cup that was on the edge of Pegasus' desk. It had been placed there before-hand especially for the first guest. The coffee cup had a picture of a Pegasus sitting on his gold chair holding some monster cards. Yugi took it by the handle and took a drink out of it. "PATOOEY!!" Yugi yelled, spitting out the liquid.

"What`s the matter Yugi-boy? Haven`t you ever drank wine before?" Pegasus asks smugly, taking a sip of his own.

"Uh, yeah. I choked on it. /Geez, don't you serve water in this place?/" Yami finished Yugi's sentence.

"Excuse me?" Pegasus asked, startled by the rude question.

"Please get to the questions. Were running out of time," The producer said, showing Pegasus his watch from behind the curtain.

"Yes. We have recorded a video earlier on with your friends on it. We have asked them a few question about you," Pegasus informed Yugi, "Video, please."

The lights dimmed and a big white screen came down. A projector was heard behind a screen window. On the screen it showed big black letters saying

"The Joys About Talking About Stuff Show"

By: The Producers of The Joys About Talking About Stuff Show"

After that, it showed Tea sitting on a leather couch holding a microphone.

"So, how does it feel to have a friend with a Yami?" a voice asks.

"Well, it`s kind of weird because I don`t really know when they change, and it`s creepy. Ooooh, but I like Yami Yugi!" Tea says blushing.

{Well I`ll Be!}[Now don`t get any ideas that she likes you. She likes me. You know how she sucks-up to me.]{Oh really? She just does that to get to me. You`ll see.}

"People say you're just a suck-up to Yugi. Is that true?" the man asked.

"Oh, it`s true all right. But I don`t care about Yugi, I like his Yami," Tea said looking very serious.

[Hey!]{I told you.}

"Okay, thank you. Good-bye." the man says taking the mike.

"Bye Yami!! I miss you!!!" Tea yelled as the screen switched to another scene that looked like an alley. Joey walked in and took the mike.

"Joey, how does it feel having a friend with a Yami?" the man asks.

"Uh...Iss like havin' an apple see? And then it suddenly it turns inta an orange. Kapeesh?" Joey said, confidently.

"Okay...."

The projector went back to the black print announcing the title of the show, and the house lights came up. Pegasus turned towards the camera and said loudly, "Well, that was the first half of our show. We'll break for some commercials, then we'll be back- with more-" Here he turned and indicated Yugi/Yami with a sweep of his arm- "'JOYS OF HAVING A YAAAMMIIIIIIII!!!'"

There was a break for commercials.

To Be Continued! (my sister likes reviews).