Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Talking About Stuff Show ❯ Enter Malik Ishtar ( Chapter 4 )

CHAPTER 4: Malik

"And here we are with The Joys of Talking About Stuff Show (Edition 2)!" Pegasus started. "Now we shall invite Malik to the show. Welcome Malik!"

Suddenly everything turned dark, causing a big panic in the audience. When the lights came back on, Malik was suddenly sitting in his chair.

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME!!!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!!" a man yells, supposedly the lighting man since he's next to the light switches.

"Uh, yeah...Your doing, I suppose?" Pegasus asked, turning to Malik and adjusting his hair at the same time.

"Yes, sorry about that. I wanted an alarming entrance." Malik replied.

"ALARMING? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED??? WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT!!!! YOU ALMOST GAVE MY OLD MAN A HEART ATTCK!!" a man in the audiance said, abruptly standing up from his seat.

"Yeaah," the old man quietly said, still recovering from the sudden change of lights.

"Control your mouth, fool. Or do you want me to do it for you?" Malik said, standing up and whipping out a big, gold coloured rod that had an Eye on it that looked like that of Pegasus'. The "eye" flashed. The eyes of the man who stood up went completely white.

"I-I'm sorry..I don't know what came over me..." while the man was talking, Malik's lips were synchronized with the man's words, as if they were one person speaking, "I will sit down now...master," the man sat down, after that, the colours of the man's eyes returned originally.

"That's better." Malik said, sitting back down.

"Okay..." Pegasus said, nervously sipping his wine.

"Anyways, where were we?" Malik said casiually.

"Um...Let's see..." Pegasus started, "What is it like to have a Millenium Item?"

"Great." Malik said, putting one hand over his mouth pretending to yawn.

"Uh, okay...Er, what are the faults of having a Millenium Item?" Pegasus asked.

"Nothing...Except for the fact that my Millenium Item isn't the most powerful thing in the world." Malik casually replied.

"I see..." Pegasus said, "Um, if you could have any one of the Millenium Items, what would it be?"

"All of them." Malik said.

"I said one." Pegasus said.

"I know what you said; I can hear." Malik said coolly.

"Then why-" Pegasus started.

"I can say whatever I want to." Malik sais sternly. The eye of Malik's rod glowed again and the same thing happened to Pegasus except that he said something different.

"You can say whatever you want to master." Pegasus said.

"Thank you. Go on." Malik said as the rod stopped glowing.

"Um, okay..." Pegasus said, "We have a little movie for you."

"Is it bloody?" Malik asked.

"Uh, no.." Pegasus replied.

"Gory?" Malik asked.

"Er, no," Pegasus said, getting a little annoyed.

"Shooting?" Malik asked, hoping that it would be something to do with shooting.

"Sorry, no. Uh, movie please," Pegasus said quickly before Malik could say something else. A projector was heard behind a screen window. On the screen it showed big black letters saying:

"The Joys of About Talking About Stuff Show"

By: The Producers of The Joys of Talking About Stuff Show"

After that, it showed Bakura sitting on a leather couch holding a microphone.

"So...How does it feel to know someone with a Millenium Rod?" a woman asked.

"Fine. He and I are great friends." Bakura said.

"What about Ryou? How does he feel?" the woman asked.

"Oh, he doesn't know. I have kept him inside his soul room for quite a long time now. I hope he's dead...but his soul can't die unfortunately." Bakura replied.

"Er, I see...." the woman said. The screen switched to a game shop counter. A small boy sat on the top.

"Uh, how does it feel to know someone with a Millenium Rod?" the woman asked.

"I don't really know Malik, but he's really mean," Yugi replied.

"I see," the woman said.

"Would you like to buy something miss?" Grandpa asked.

"Uh, no thanks..." the woman said.

"Darn...poor, poor, Yugi...Not enough money to feed him..." Grandpa said as he slowly walked away.

"Aww, don't be sad. Here, I'll buy this," the woman said.

"Oh bless you miss. That'll be 500 yen." Grandpa said, taking the money.

The projector went back to the black print announcing the title of the show, and the house lights came up.

"And that's our show, The Joys of Talking about Stuff show!!!!!" Pegasus said throwing up his hands.

Produer-Pegasus

Executive producer-Pegasus

Camera person-Pegasus

Etc about Pegasus...He's not the real one who did everything..He just wants all the credit.

To Be Continued....