Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The legend of the god weapons ❯ Sands of Egypt ( Prologue )

Prologue The Sands of Egypt

Jacob: Where is Solomon?

Yugi: He went out for burgers!

Bakura: Yugi! You're not in the fic!

Yugi: Sorry, but I needed to tell my Grandpa something!

Bakura: Oh, well get out!

Jacob: Don't be cruel Bakura!

Bakura: Sorry…hey we don't want to get sued right?

Jacob: Of course not!

Mai: Well in other fics they do a thing…

Bakura: It's called a disclaimer.

Jacob: I don't own yugioh or any of it's characters!

On a cliff in Giza, Egypt, stood a man looking down upon the pyramids…

The last pharaoh had just recently passed away leaving behind his greatest

treasures, the "God Weapons", seven ancient items each possessing

awesome power!

Yami {Tomb robber}: Hmm, back in Giza again eh, this time I'm not

leaving empty handed!"

Shadi: So, you wish to steal the god weapons, eh tomb robber?

YamiTB:{Kaiser:TB? Jacob: It means "tomb robber"} Shadi, I should have

known you would get in my way!

Shadi: You can not have the god weapons! You would just destroy Egypt

like Slysheen tried to {BANG!} YamiTB punched him in the face!

YamiTB: Pathetic, Shadi you're losing your touch…"

{Inside the Pharaoh's tomb}

YamiTB: So, these are the legendary god weapons said to be able to control

the three gods!

Shadi:{Looking terribly injured} Stop Tomb robber!

YamiTB: So you made it all the way here! I'm impressed, but I'll be taking

the god weapons now…{Reaches toward the god's ring}

Shadi: No! {Kicks YamiTB and takes the god's key}

Yami's{Pharaoh}voice: How dare you disturb my sleep!

Shadi: I'm sorry pharaoh! I was only stopping this intruder!

YamiP:{Kaiser: YamiP! Sounds like a rapper! Jacob: Shut up!} You tell me

this while holding the god's key! You two will be severely punished for

trying to steal my treasures! Forever shall you stay within the god weapon

you hold, but fear not! You will be awakened far into the future, and only

then will you be free to walk among men!

Shadi: No master, please!

YamiTB: Damn you Pharaoh!

{Both Scream and then silence}

The tomb robber and protector were no more…

Jacob: Hey again! Gripping cliffhanger eh? I might as well introduce Kaiser,

he's my Yami! I found him in my old Millennium Orb, but he has his own

body now!

Kaiser: Yeah, it's great to have my own body! Sharing a body with Jacob

was horrible!

Jacob: That's not nice!

Kaiser: Ah, just kidding buddy! By the way, one of you readers out their review and tell me what the name is for a light {Non-Yami} thanks!

Jacob: Yeah, but still that doesn't mean only one person should review, all

of you readers review!

Jacob and Kaiser as one: See ya!