Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Many Adventures of Neko and her Muses ❯ Neko and her Muses kill Relena ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimer dude: Neko-chan and Sakura-chan do not own any characters mentioned in this fic. *is thwapped by Neko-chan* HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR???

Neko-chan: Felt like it.

Disclaimer dude: Just get on with the damn story *gets thwapped again* -_- I should really learn to keep my big mouth shut.

Neko-chan: *Waves* Hiya all and welcome to the newest, er, first instalment of my latest line of ficcies!

Kai: *sarcastically* Oh joy.

Neko-chan: *ignores him* me and my muses are gonna have lotsa fun going around, killing and torturing annoying characters!

Kai: *not sarcastically* Oh joy!

Neko-chan: Let's introduce the team! Say hi guys!

Rei: Who are you talking to?

Neko-chan: SAY HI GUYS!

Muses Rei, Malik, Bakura, Seto, Joey, Legolas, Zell, Seifer, Squall, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Sanosuke, Kenshin, Ryo and Akira: *sweatdrop* er, hi.

Neko-chan: KAI, YOU DIDN'T SAY HI! *thwaps him over the head with a giant fish*

Kai: but they already know I'm here.

Neko-chan: *thwaps him several more times with the oversized fish*

Kai: @_@

Neko-chan: much better. Now, are we ready to go kill some annoying characters?

All: YEAH! (not even the characters like the annoying ones!)

Neko-chan: Ok, where's the list?

Malik: *hands Neko-chan a veeeeeeeeeeery long piece of paper*

Neko-chan: Thankyouuuuuuuuuuu *glomps Malik*

Malik: Ek!

Neko-chan: *reads from the list* Ok, first annoying character to kill is...

*drumroll*

Neko-chan: RELENA FROM GUNDAM WING!

All: boo! (everyone hates Relena!)

Neko-chan: ok, does everyone have their weapons?

All: *hold up various objects, including a flame-thrower, a large sword, a board with a nail stuck through it and a pointy stick*

Neko-chan: THEN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Malik: Wait!

Neko-chan: WHAT?!?

Malik: *hands Neko-chan a bag of sugar* You'll never survive the day without this! *smiles*

Neko-chan: WHEE! SUGAR! *eats the whole bag in less than thirty seconds* THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *glomps Malik*

Malik: *passes out* @_@

Rei: that makes two...

Seifer: anyone would think he was trying to suck up for some reason...

Sanosuke: yup...

Neko-chan: *thwaps them all with the fish*

Rei: @_@

Seifer: @_@

Sanosuke: @_@

Neko-chan: ok, let's go! *walks off with fish slung over one shoulder and Malik over the other*

All: *follow obediently behind*

Rei, Seifer and Sanosuke: * they wake up* WAIT FOR US! *run to catch up*

Kai: *follows* idiots

Malik: *wakes up* PUT ME DOWN!

Neko-chan: *drops Malik*

Malik: ow!

Neko-chan: *spots Relena in the distance flirting with Heero* THERE SHE IS, GET HER!

All: GAH! *run after Relena*

Relena: Help! Heero!

Heero: *runs in the opposite direction*

Neko-chan: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! *thwaps Relena with her fish*

Malik: *attacks her with his rod*

Bakura: *pokes her with his pointy stick*

All: *fall over laughing at Bakura*

Bakura: *cries*

Sakura-chan: *appears out of nowhere* DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BAKURA! *thwaps them all with a veeeeeeeeeery long stick*

Neko-chan: YEY! Sakura-chan, we're killing annoying characters, wanna join in??

Sakura-chan: YEAH! Surprised I missed my invite I woulda been here earlier *proceeds to kill Relena with her long stick, which is actually a magik staff*

Neko-chan: *beats Relena to death with her fish*

All: *cheer*

Sakura-chan and Neko-chan: *beat Relena into a bloody pulp*

All: *pick Sakura-chan and Neko-chan up and carry them off*

THE END..?