Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The More You Ruv Someone ❯ The More You Ruv Someone ( Chapter 1 )

Hine: Why is it that Avenue Q songs work oh so well with Yu-Gi-Oh?

Yami Kyle: How the fuck should I know?

Hine: It was rhetorical… >_>

Yami Kyle: -_-()

Hine: Aw well, anyway, this is another Avenue Q spoof song fic Yu-Gi-Oh one shot thingy!

Yami Kyle: …goodie…

Hine: Ok. So this is the Loving/Hating song and the part of Christmas Eve will be played by Jou and Kate Monster shall be played by Ryou!

Ryou: Why am I a monster?

Hine: You're not, you're just singing her lines. ^_^

Jou: And I'm some Japanese chick?

Hine: Bingo.

Jou: Wonderful…

Hine: Anyways, you know the drill. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and I don't own Avenue Q.

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"Why can't people love each other and get along, Jounouchi?"

The blonde laughed. His mangled English heavy with his strong Japanese accent was showing itself. "You tink getting arong same as ruving? Sometimes ruv right where you hating most, Ryou."

"Huh?"

He smiled, perhaps sadly as he began to sing. "The more you ruv someone, the more you want to kir dem…" Jou sang whilst looking at a picture of Kaiba Seto in his wallet. "The more you ruv someone, the more he make you cly… though you are tly for making peace with him and ruving… THAT'S WHY YOU RUV SO STRONG YOU LIKE TO MAKE HIM DIE!!" Jou seethed.

Ryou stared at him, wide eyed in amazement. A smile calmed the raging blonde down and Jou began to sing once more.

"The more you ruv someone, the more he make you clazy. The more you ruv someone, the more you wishing him dead! Sometimes you look at him, and only see fat and razy! And wanting baseball bat for HITTING HIM ON HIS HEAD!!!!!" he screamed; then calming himself, began again. "Ruv…"

"Love…" Ryou echoed.

"And hate…"

"Can hate…"

"They like two broders…"

"Brothers…"

"Who go on a date!" Here Jou smiled at another picture in his wallet, this one of Mokuba and Noa in a sweet embrace.

"Who- what?!" Ryou cut himself off confused.

"Where one of dem goes… oder [1] one follows. You inviting ruv… he also bringing sorrows…"

"Ah yes…" Ryou sighed as he sadly looked a picture of Bakura from his own wallet.

Jou shook his head and smiled beginning to sing again. "The more you ruv someone… the more you want to kir dem! Ruving and hating fit rike hand in grove! [2]"

Ryou nodded absorbing the information. "Hand in glove…" he echoed.

"So if dere someone you are wanting so to kir dem… you go and find him. And you get him. And you NO kir dem, `cause chance is good…."

Jou trailed off and smiled at Ryou.

"He is you ruv…"

Ryou sang along with the last line, though since his English was perfect, he actually sang, "He is my love…"

He smiled at Jou. "Thanks, Jounouchi-kun." Ryou walked off to find the one he both hated and loved.

"You don't really want to kill me, do you?" came a smug, deep voice.

"Were [3] just see about that." Jou smiled walking off in the direction that the voice had come.

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[1] = read "udder", actual word is other

[2] = read "gruv", actual word is glove

[3] = read "were", actual word is we'll

Hine: W00!!!

Yami Kyle: That was fast.

Hine: ^_______________^

Noa plushie: I LIVE!!!!!

Hine: WAI! *huggles him*

Noa plushie: ^_^

Yami Kyle: …just review, ne minna-san? Make Hine happy, that way she'll stop bugging me about it.