Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Most Miscellaneous Wacko Sleepover Ever ❯ The Most Miscellaneous Wacko Sleepover Ever ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Okane no Megamisama 
Oooooc! Miscallaneous mall fun! But first, who to drive?
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.06.2003 | Updated On: 09.11.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 599 | Status: Work In Progress
Oooooc! Miscallaneous mall fun! But first, who to drive?
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.06.2003 | Updated On: 09.11.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 599 | Status: Work In Progress
Sleepover Day 1
Time: 7:30 P.M.
"I want to drive!" Bakura said to Yugi.
"It's my grandpa's car, so me!" Yugi shot back.
"You've got it all wrong. It doesn't matter who's car it is, I'm the most experienced drive here!"
"He's right," Ryou said.
"So? I still want to drive!" Bakura said.
"Let's let Kaiba drive," Ryou said, "or at least Honda. He knows how to drive a motorcycle."
"So? So do I, plus I know how to fly a plane, helicopter and a car!" Kaiba stated.
"......" everyone else said.
"In other words, if you don't let me drive, you'll all die because no one else has the driving experiences," Kaiba said.
"I think I'll drive," Bakura said, ignoring Kaiba completely. He had already gotten into the car and he had put his hands on the wheel.
"Get out, I'm driving!" Kaiba said to Bakura.
"No way!" he snapped.
"Come on, we're wasting our time," Ryou said, getting into the back.
"Anzu and I brought our own car," Miho said prissily, walking with Anzu towards there car.
"Ew....your car is grody looking," Jounouchi said, with a Valley Girl voice, "Grandpa's car is like, SO like, much like bettah!"
They stared at him.
"Okay, quite the valley girl stuff," Anzu said, flapping her hand at his face, "we'll meet you at the mall."
"Which one?" Ryou asked.
"Closest one, the one about five minutes from here," Miho said and got into their car and drove off, leaving all the boys standing there on the driveway.
"Are they even allowed to drive?" Yugi asked.
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"Do you know these girls? They've said that they know you," the police officer said.
"Geez, Anzu and Miho! Even though you are like, SO going down, that doesn't mean you have to drag us down with you!" Jounouchi complained at the handcuffed girls.
"Officer, what did they do?" Ryou asked, ignoring Jounouchi's raving.
"They were driving without a license and they were under-aged," he explained.
"The fine?" Honda asked, conking the spazzing Jounouchi over the head.
"..$30..." then the officer started drooling at Miho.
Honda conked the officer over the head.
Miho moved her thighs at the officer and they could even see the hearts in his eyes, throbbing as he stared.
"How about like, a total discount?" Miho asked, placing one hand on her thigh, and the other on the back of her head.
Bakura made a gagging noise and looked like he was going to throw up on Yugi...he wished he had, but Yugi moved away after he saw Bakura leaning over him.
Honda shrugged and sat on Jounouchi from spazzing to Anzu all over again. Ryou covered his eyes and Kaiba rolled his.
"Duuuuuh...yeah! How about 100% off?" he said, with a stupid tone of voice.
"Thanks policey," she said and tickled his chin.
"Okay Miho, you can stop flirting now," Bakura said, crossing his arms impatiently.
"Yeah," Kaiba agreed, disgusted as much as Bakura.
"You are excused now, sweets," Miho said, pushing him lightly on the chest.
"Thanks...uh..." the man said and trailed off, "I believe I don't know your name....?"
"Miho," she said, "my last name. I won't give you my first. You'll have to figure that out later..."
"Duuuuuuh!" he said dreamily and conked his head on the rim of the police car before getting in and driving away.
"Ewwwww," Miho screeched, quickly wiping her hands on her shirt. "I touched him!"
Shriek.
Wipe, wipe.
Shriek.
Wipe, wipe.
Shriek.
See above.
"Geez, Miho," Bakura said, taking his hands off his ringing ears. "Instead of sirens on those police cars they should clone Miho then attach her to the top of the vehicles and make her shriek."
Kaiba and Bakura laughed at Miho, who blushed.
"Come on," Ryou said from behind his hands, "can I open my eyes now?"
"No," Bakura said, "keep your eyes closed...heh heh...."
"Don't be mean Bakura," Yugi said, "you can open your eyes now."
"Okay thanks," he said and uncovered them then put them back on after he saw Yugi's face.
"Well? Shall we go now?" Kaiba asked irritably.
"Yeah, please," Honda said, getting annoyed at Miho because she started wiping her hands on Honda's shirt.
"Who's to drive?" Ryou asked, who has finally taking his hands off his eyes.
"Just let Kaiba drive," Jounouchi said, taking in deep breaths because he lost a lot of air from when he was spazzing like a valley girl.
"Yeah, I agree," Ryou said.
"I am! It is MY grandpa's car!" Yugi complained.
"Yugi, you can't even touch the gas pedals let alone the brakes," Kaiba retorted.
Yugi opened his mouth again to say something, but then closed it, then opened it then closed it.
"But I want to-" Bakura started but Kaiba shoved his hand in his face.
"I am driving, not further discussion here," he said quickly and sat down in the car, "do me a favour and go steal the car keys from Yugi's grandpa."
Bakura grumbled under his breath, but went to get them anyway. In what seemed like a few seconds, he came back with keys in hand. He tossed them moodily to Kaiba which caught them with one swift movement.
"All aboard!" Jounouchi said, grinning and pulling a pretend bell, "ding, dong, ding, dong!"
He laughed and Honda hit him over the head.
"Hey! There's no room for me!" Yugi whined.
Ryou sat next to Honda, Yami Yugi and Kaiba in the front. Jounouchi, Bakura, Anzu and Miho sat in the back.
"Yugi, you can sit in the trunk," Kaiba said, not turning to look at him and pointed to the back with his thumb.
And without complaint, Yugi opened the trunk got in, and closed it. Kaiba put the car in reverse and drove out of the drive way and started down the street towards the mall.
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Will Yugi suffocate? (Bakura hopes so) and will Grandpa ever figure out that his money and car was stolen by the juvenile delinquents of today? and will that police officer ever ask Miho out? Find out on the next, Digimon, Digital Monsters!...anyway....I hope you liked this on and please read and review!
Ami: And that's a third!
Time: 7:30 P.M.
"I want to drive!" Bakura said to Yugi.
"It's my grandpa's car, so me!" Yugi shot back.
"You've got it all wrong. It doesn't matter who's car it is, I'm the most experienced drive here!"
"He's right," Ryou said.
"So? I still want to drive!" Bakura said.
"Let's let Kaiba drive," Ryou said, "or at least Honda. He knows how to drive a motorcycle."
"So? So do I, plus I know how to fly a plane, helicopter and a car!" Kaiba stated.
"......" everyone else said.
"In other words, if you don't let me drive, you'll all die because no one else has the driving experiences," Kaiba said.
"I think I'll drive," Bakura said, ignoring Kaiba completely. He had already gotten into the car and he had put his hands on the wheel.
"Get out, I'm driving!" Kaiba said to Bakura.
"No way!" he snapped.
"Come on, we're wasting our time," Ryou said, getting into the back.
"Anzu and I brought our own car," Miho said prissily, walking with Anzu towards there car.
"Ew....your car is grody looking," Jounouchi said, with a Valley Girl voice, "Grandpa's car is like, SO like, much like bettah!"
They stared at him.
"Okay, quite the valley girl stuff," Anzu said, flapping her hand at his face, "we'll meet you at the mall."
"Which one?" Ryou asked.
"Closest one, the one about five minutes from here," Miho said and got into their car and drove off, leaving all the boys standing there on the driveway.
"Are they even allowed to drive?" Yugi asked.
______________________________5 Minutes has passed________________________
"Do you know these girls? They've said that they know you," the police officer said.
"Geez, Anzu and Miho! Even though you are like, SO going down, that doesn't mean you have to drag us down with you!" Jounouchi complained at the handcuffed girls.
"Officer, what did they do?" Ryou asked, ignoring Jounouchi's raving.
"They were driving without a license and they were under-aged," he explained.
"The fine?" Honda asked, conking the spazzing Jounouchi over the head.
"..$30..." then the officer started drooling at Miho.
Honda conked the officer over the head.
Miho moved her thighs at the officer and they could even see the hearts in his eyes, throbbing as he stared.
"How about like, a total discount?" Miho asked, placing one hand on her thigh, and the other on the back of her head.
Bakura made a gagging noise and looked like he was going to throw up on Yugi...he wished he had, but Yugi moved away after he saw Bakura leaning over him.
Honda shrugged and sat on Jounouchi from spazzing to Anzu all over again. Ryou covered his eyes and Kaiba rolled his.
"Duuuuuh...yeah! How about 100% off?" he said, with a stupid tone of voice.
"Thanks policey," she said and tickled his chin.
"Okay Miho, you can stop flirting now," Bakura said, crossing his arms impatiently.
"Yeah," Kaiba agreed, disgusted as much as Bakura.
"You are excused now, sweets," Miho said, pushing him lightly on the chest.
"Thanks...uh..." the man said and trailed off, "I believe I don't know your name....?"
"Miho," she said, "my last name. I won't give you my first. You'll have to figure that out later..."
"Duuuuuuh!" he said dreamily and conked his head on the rim of the police car before getting in and driving away.
"Ewwwww," Miho screeched, quickly wiping her hands on her shirt. "I touched him!"
Shriek.
Wipe, wipe.
Shriek.
Wipe, wipe.
Shriek.
See above.
"Geez, Miho," Bakura said, taking his hands off his ringing ears. "Instead of sirens on those police cars they should clone Miho then attach her to the top of the vehicles and make her shriek."
Kaiba and Bakura laughed at Miho, who blushed.
"Come on," Ryou said from behind his hands, "can I open my eyes now?"
"No," Bakura said, "keep your eyes closed...heh heh...."
"Don't be mean Bakura," Yugi said, "you can open your eyes now."
"Okay thanks," he said and uncovered them then put them back on after he saw Yugi's face.
"Well? Shall we go now?" Kaiba asked irritably.
"Yeah, please," Honda said, getting annoyed at Miho because she started wiping her hands on Honda's shirt.
"Who's to drive?" Ryou asked, who has finally taking his hands off his eyes.
"Just let Kaiba drive," Jounouchi said, taking in deep breaths because he lost a lot of air from when he was spazzing like a valley girl.
"Yeah, I agree," Ryou said.
"I am! It is MY grandpa's car!" Yugi complained.
"Yugi, you can't even touch the gas pedals let alone the brakes," Kaiba retorted.
Yugi opened his mouth again to say something, but then closed it, then opened it then closed it.
"But I want to-" Bakura started but Kaiba shoved his hand in his face.
"I am driving, not further discussion here," he said quickly and sat down in the car, "do me a favour and go steal the car keys from Yugi's grandpa."
Bakura grumbled under his breath, but went to get them anyway. In what seemed like a few seconds, he came back with keys in hand. He tossed them moodily to Kaiba which caught them with one swift movement.
"All aboard!" Jounouchi said, grinning and pulling a pretend bell, "ding, dong, ding, dong!"
He laughed and Honda hit him over the head.
"Hey! There's no room for me!" Yugi whined.
Ryou sat next to Honda, Yami Yugi and Kaiba in the front. Jounouchi, Bakura, Anzu and Miho sat in the back.
"Yugi, you can sit in the trunk," Kaiba said, not turning to look at him and pointed to the back with his thumb.
And without complaint, Yugi opened the trunk got in, and closed it. Kaiba put the car in reverse and drove out of the drive way and started down the street towards the mall.
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Will Yugi suffocate? (Bakura hopes so) and will Grandpa ever figure out that his money and car was stolen by the juvenile delinquents of today? and will that police officer ever ask Miho out? Find out on the next, Digimon, Digital Monsters!...anyway....I hope you liked this on and please read and review!
Ami: And that's a third!