Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Mysterious Death Of Tea Gardener ❯ Detective Moore, you know nothing about Detective work! ( Chapter 2 )

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A walk couldn't hurt huh? Conan finds some evidence that we all knew Tea, so Inspector Mc Guire wants to ask us some questions! Thanks alote Mai! I don't think I have an alaby..... I don't wanna go to jail!

Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Police | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.02.2005 | Updated On: 10.02.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 330 | Status: Completed

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The Mysterious Death Of Tea Gardener part 2

Just shut up Detective Moore, you couldn't detect your self out of a paper bag... An Elementary student knows more then you do!

*At the park*

Ryou: That was close! *Trying to catch breath*

Me: Yup! Sure was! *Trying to catch breath*

Yugi: What do we do?!?!

Joey: If we tell the police that we used to know Tea, then they'll think we killed her!

Mai: Yeah, even though Tea was an annoying Bitchy Bitch, I would never KILL her!

Duke & Tristan: I'm not a murderer! I'm not a murderer!

Yami: I've... I mean... We've been framed!

Me & Ryou: I don't wanna go to jail! T.T

Joey: No one is going to jail!

Mai: That's right, now, to make sure they don't suspect us, we can't leave the country!

Ryou, Duke, and Me: Awwww! T.T *Puts down the luggage we packed for the trip to Canada*

Mai: Come on, let's go for a walk, shall we?

*On the walk*

Mai: See, there's nothing wrong with a simple friendly walk, now is there?

Everyone: ....

Seto out of no were: Hey, I see another dweeb replaced Gardner, the original dweeb!

Me: Bitch, I'm the authoress!

Seto: O.O Whoa Shit!

Me: Damn right shit! You cracka-soda pop, you sumbitch! You George w. bush lover! You *Beep!* ing, *Beep!* *Beep!* You Queer Fagit *Beep!* Fagit queer Fagit gay Tramp *beep!* Queer Fagit, Fagit Queer *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!*-

*Gets cut off!*

Ryou, Joey, Duke, Tristan, Yami, Yugi, and Mai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Me: oO WTF?!?!

Joey: Sorry, we couldn't help it! Dat was Hilarious!

Mai: Yes, hilarious AND Priceless!

Ryou: Way ta go!

Duke: Yeah, kids reading this, don't try to come back to us and sue us if you get into a fight at school!

Yugi: So stay in school...

Yami: And listen to your mother!

Me: O....K.... Can we get back to the story please?

Everyone: Nuff said!

-So ANYWAY-

Seto: Bitch, who do you think you're talking to?

Me: Do you know who you're talking to?

Seto: Well, I think I'm talking to an insignificant bitch!

Me: Oh no Bitch, no you did not just say that To Me, THE AUTHORESS!

Seto: It appears that I have!

Mei_lynn: You shouldn't say shit like that to Mellie! (Melody/me)

Ami: Yeah, sure ,whatever... Yami! *Runs over and Glomps Yami's arm*

Me: Is that all you came for Ami?

Ami: Well, that and I wanted to say hi!

Me: Ok, hi! Now were wer we? Oh yeah, this is for calling an insignificant bitch! *Punches Seto's face and his nose starts bleeding*

Seto: WTF?

Me: And if you say one more thing to me in dis respect again, then I'll do worse!

Joey: Ooooooo! She is so evil when she's angry!

Me: Damn right!

*At dead Tea's house*

Detective Moore: This murder case doesn't make cense!

Conan: Hey inspector Mc Guire, look at this!

Detective Moore: Hey! What have I told you about sticking that nose of yours were it doesn't belong?!?!

Rachel: Oh please, does it really matter WHO solves the case, as long as it gets solved s owe can go home!

Detective Moore: It does matter! I'm the great detective Moore, and I need to keep that title!

Conan: In other words, he wants all the glory for himself and wants everyone to think HE'S the greatest. But he comes in to NO comparison to THE Jimmy Kudo!

Detective Moore: Shut your trap! *Clocks him upside the head*

Conan: Ow!

Rachel: Dad, stop it! Ya know what? Conan's right! You'll never be HALF the detective that Jimmy was!

Detective Moore: ....................

Inspector Mc Guire: What did you want me to see Conan?

Conan: Look at this photo!

Inspector Mc Guire: OMG! Those kids lied to us!

* The photo was a picture of Tea with Mai, Yami, Yugi, Tristan, Duke, Joey, Ryou, Ami, Mei_lynn, and me in a group hug facing the camera, and Tea is the only one smiling*

Inspector Mc Guire: We need to find those teens, their all suspects!

*When Inspector Mc Guire finds us*

Inspector Mc Guire: You kids, stop! I need to ask you all some questions!

Ryou: There's no harm to a simple walk huh!

Mai: My bad!

*Back at dead Tea's house*

Inspector Mc Guire: Ok, let's get started. Ryou, were exactly wer you at 7:00 pm last night?

Ryou: I was at home, watching a movie, the Yu-gi-oh! Movie....

Inspector Mc Guire: And then what?

Ryou: I called the VIZ production and got in their faces for not putting me in it!

IMG (Inspector Mc Guire, My hands are tired!:( ): Ok…………….. Mai, Were wer you when this all happened?

TBC

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