Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The NAUGHTY Files! ( CAUGHT ON TAPE!) ❯ Chappie number 1 ( Chapter 1 )

The Naughty Files

By Pyro Education Reject

READER BEWARE!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Joey: * stands on head naked in the middle of the street* Hello, and welcome to the Naughty Files. Pyro does not own Yugioh, because if she did, you wouldn't be reading my dirty lips now would ya? * black limo comes and runs Joey over* ( Guess who it is! ^_^)

Seto: * rolls down window and flips Joey off* Get outta the road you friggin' dog!!!

Joey: * Eyes widen as he starts panting. Little hearts appear in the background* Can I squeeze your chi-chi's man- lady???

Seto: * sweatdrops as he rolls up window and the driver drives off, laughing his head off*

Yugi: * whispers to Pyro* What's chi-chi?

Pyro: Uh... chi-chi is... well.. um... a women's upper body....

Yugi: @-@

Pyro: Yeah... that's it... hehehe... * runs around corner away from Yugi and laughs @$$ off*

Yugi: * opens a bag of sugar and consumes it all* Ah... that's better... I gots ta take my medicine ya know.... * conks out*

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Yugi: * runs out into street naked and joins Joey* WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

All: * stares*

Joey: * in high-pitched voice starts singing the song from the West Side Story* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mm so PRETTY!! oh sooooo PRETTY! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi'mmm so PRETTY and HAPPY and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Pyro: * still laughing*

Yami: * appears on the roof of the building where he dueled Umbra and Lumis with pink hair, in his underwear, and singing into a microphone* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"mmm comen' out so you better get this party started... I'MMMMMMMMMM comin' out so you better get this party started. Get this party started like you just don't care! Cuz I'm a singing and a dancing in my underwear.... AHHHHHHHHH DADADA DADADADADADADADADA!!!!!!!1

Suddam Huessein: * climbs on top of tower and sets the bomb off under Yami's feet*

Yami: IIIIIIIII"mmmmm comin' out...... * falls into shadow realm still singing*

Pyro: * screams* HEY! HUSSEIN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!

Hussein: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! BEWARE MY EVIL POWER!

Pyro: * steam comes out of ears* Hey.... THAT'S MY EVIL LAUGHTER!!! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE PYRO OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

Hussein: So?

Pyro: * gets really pissed off and throws a gernade, blowing Hussien into pieces*

All: * directs thier attention from the dancing idiots to the top of the tower* YEA!!!!!! HUSSEIN'S REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER!!!!!!! * gets splattered by his guts* EWWWWWW!!!!!!

* limo comes down the street*

Joey: AH s**t!!! * hides behind dumster

President Bush: * gets out of limo and gives Pyro a check fo 5 million dollars* You saved our world from the terror of Suddam Hussein. I am totally in your debt.

Pyro: Cool. I don't really like politics, but you can start by paying off my debt in bills because of your stupid taxes.

Ryou: But you don't have to worry about taxes. You're only 13.

Pyro: So? I'm getting the money that my mom should. What the hell's wrong with that?

President Bush: Anything for the pyro that saved the world.

Pyro: * twitches left eye* But I don't want to save the world. I'm evil for cring out loud!!! * gets ready to light a match*

All but Ryou and the other YGO cast: * runs off*

Ryou: Wow. now that's what I call politics. * runs in street and starts yodeling*

Marik: COOL! THE HALF ALBINO KID IS YODELING!!!!

Ryou: SWING YOUR PARTNER ROUND AND ROUND! THEN YOU SHOVE THEM INTO THEE GROUND!!!

Tristan: ( Now a monk) Yes, faithful Ryou. Thy ground is the holiest place on the blessed Earth.

Yugi: * hisses* Faker... * throws holy water on him*

Tristan: AHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!

Grampa: That's my boy!!!

Mai: * waltz on screen* Helloooooo people! What's going on?

Grampa: * mouths drops open* Wowzers!!! Hot mama!!! * starts stripping*

Yugi: * trys to stop him* GRANPA! DON'T BE A PERVERT!!!

Pyro: * rolls on ground laughing*

Joey: Yeah. We see enough old shriveled up balls on TV. Don't ba a low piece of bread...

Grampa: Bread makes me poop!! In fact, I gotta go poop right now! * runs off holding his saggy @$$ *

Pyro: OMG!!! LMAO!!!

All: * sweatdrops*

Mai: * sighs* There are some down sides for being beautiful...

Pyro: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

Mai: * sweatdrops*

Pyro: It isn't every day that I see something like that.

Yugi: But Pyro... that was my Granpa!!!!!

Pyro: Point is?

Yugi: Well... okay... * Note: HE IS STILL NAKED!! BUT NO ONE CARES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!*

Pyro: * stops laughing and pants* Phew... my fingers hurt... I've typed too much... Anyways, any of ya perv likers out there, review. If your not... review anyways. This ain't a one-shot ya know... hehehe.. BEWARE AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTFN....^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^

A/N: Old balls... hehehehe....