Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Newlywed Game: Yu-Gi-Oh! Style ❯ Chapter 1

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or this would be a common occurrence on the show.

A/N: I actually got this idea when I was on vacation just recently. On the ship, they play `The newlywed, not so newlywed game' and take couples that have been married the shortest and the longest, and one couple in the middle and ask these questions. It can get pretty funny and rather dirty, but I thought the YGO boys could have some fun. Things are a bit OOC, but this is just for fun.

All questions except for seven and eight are directly from the game. I replaced `whoopie' with `sex' on the last question since I have no use of censoring the game from children. If you're a child... What the hell are you doing reading this shit??

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Wicabeth: Welcome everyone to our little game. This is a take off of a take off of 'The Newlywed Game' that we'll be playing with our favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! boys. Today we have Yami and Yugi, Tristan and Duke, and Joey and Seto.

All except Seto: *wave

Seto: *scowls*

Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik: *sit in the audience*

Marik: *looks over at Malik* Why don't we get to be in this game?

Everybody else: BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE!

Marik: *looks put off, but turns his attention to start idly molesting his hikari*

Wicabeth: NO SEX IN THE AUDIENCE >.<

Marik: *flips her off as things grow more heated*

Malik: *whimpers and moans*

Wicabeth: *sighs and rolls her eyes* At least go somewhere more private! You're distracting our game!

Marik: *glares before throwing Malik over his shoulder and going off into a secluded corner*

Wicabeth: *tries to ignore the moaning* Now then, each one of you has a pad of notepaper and a pen to write your answers. Our couples will be sitting back to back and there will be no discussing of answers between yourselves.

Yami: *starts to grin*

Wicabeth: No mindlinking either.. ¬_¬

Yami: *frowns*

Wicabeth: Now, as I was saying, I'll be asking a series of questions and you have to put what you think the other will answer. We'll go through the questions first, then go over the answers at the end. Everyone understand?

All except Seto: *nod*

Seto: I fail to see the importance of me playing this juvenile.. guessing game..

Wicabeth: Because you're all married and you want to or I give Joey a chastity belt for a month..

Joey: Hey! Dat's not fair!

Wicabeth: .. with special vibrating attachments for your enjoyment, Joey

Joey: *swallows hard* Y-yeah, Seto. C'mon.. Dis could be fun!

Seto: *gives an indignant grunt and picks up his paper and pen*

Wicabeth: Alrighty then, on with the questions. Remember, no talking about the answers with your partners!

Somewhere off stage: *louder and more noticeable cries of passion*

Malik: AH!!.. HARDER!

Wicabeth: HEY!! Shut the hell up you two! I'm trying to run a game here!

*moaning a screaming continues*

Wicabeth: *begins to fume and turns to storm off the stage towards the noise*

Malik: OH, RA!.. AHH!!! MARIK!!...

*silence*

Marik and Malik: *come back into the audience looking a bit disheveled*

Malik: *has a sated little smile on his still flushed face*

Wicabeth: Has your libido been taken care of so we can continue, Marik?

Marik: *gropes himself and smirks* I could go another round, but I don't know if you could handle me..

Wicabeth: *GLARES*

Marik: *suddenly hit in the face by a flying shoe* OW! What the hell--? *is hit again* DAMMIT! How many shoes do you have?!

Wicabeth: A whole closet full of them!

*a few dozen shoes fire at Marik's head until he's quiet and dazed*

Wicabeth: Now then.. If we aren't going to have any more distractions, let's get on with our game.. We're going to start simple here. Question one, when and where did you first meet?

All: *begin writing*

Wicabeth: Question two, on a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your first kiss?

Bakura: *pretends to yawn* This is boring..

Ryou: How would you rate our first kiss?

Bakura: *grins lecherously* On what part of the body?

Ryou: *turns beet red*

Wicabeth: Question number three, you haven't seen "ugly" until you've seen my husband's, blank? Now, since we have yaoi couples here, write one answer for yourself and one for your partner.

Yugi and Yami: *both look like they're thinking for the least offensive*

Seto: *chuckles softly and smirks as he writes*

Joey: *looks over his shoulder with an evil eye and raised brow*

Wicabeth: Question four, again, two answers. When is your husband more "macho"? A, in bed, B, out of bed, or C, in his head?

Yugi: *blushes brightly*

Seto: *glances at Joey before holding back a snicker*

Joey: *turns his head* Why don't ya shut da hell up?!

Bakura: *whistles low* Looks like we have a lover's quarrel

Ryou: *crosses his arms and looks away as he mumbles softly* Well, you're just "macho" in your head..

Malik: *giggles softly*

Wicabeth: We're starting to get a little more risqué now. Question five, when your husband steps out of the shower, he most resembles what? A, a stretch limo, B, a Ford dump truck, or C, *giggles* a little pink VW Bug with two flat tires?

*Most eyes begin to bulge at this question*

Yugi: *looks ready to faint*

Bakura: *is howling with laughter already*

Duke: *has recovered from the shock, but has started giggling like an idiot*

Tristan: *doesn't seem amused*

Yami: *steals a glance at Yugi and grins a bit before writing*

Wicabeth: Question six, if there was a parrot that lived in your bedroom, what word, sound, or phrase would it learn to repeat?

Bakura: *imitating Ryou's voice* Oh! Oh! Bakura! I just love it when you spank me!

Ryou: *going red once more* BAKURA!

Bakura: *smirks* It's the truth you know.

Ryou: At least there isn't a smell it could learn to repeat! Bodily noises are not the least bit arousing!

Malik: *looks a little disgusted and scoots away* I'm with Ryou..

Wicabeth: Ryou?.. Sweetie?

Ryou: *eyes go wide and stammers slightly when he notices everybody watching him*

Wicabeth: Sweetie? Why don't we discuss Bakura's.. aromatic passion later, okay?

Ryou: *buries his face in his hands to hide his blush, but gives a curt nod*

Wicabeth: Okay then. Question seven, what is your husband's biggest turn on?

*A few squirm slightly in their chairs as they write*

Wicabeth: Question eight, what is your husband's favorite sexual position?

*assorted snickers from Seto, Tristan, and Duke*

Wicabeth: We're almost done. Question nine, what holiday would best describe last night for you? A, 4th of July - fireworks, B, Halloween - tricks and treats, C, Thanksgiving - sleeping next to a turkey, or D, Memorial Day - honoring the dead?

Yugi: *drops his pen with a soft squeak*

Yami: *chuckles before bending over to retrieve it* You dropped this, aibou. *gives a little wink*

Yugi: *blush grows darker* Th-thanks, Yami..

Bakura: *whistles* Looks like the midget got some last night!

Ryou: *leans in close so he can whisper angrily* Well someone isn't going to 'get some' for a week if you don't be quiet!

Bakura: *raises a brow* You wouldn't last a day.

Ryou: *narrows his eyes* Try me. I didn't say anything about me going without, now did I?

Malik: *comes in close and wraps his arms around Ryou and smiles* Does that mean I get to play with you for a week then?

Wicabeth: *spots Bakura getting ready to commit murder* HEY! You just sit your ass back down or I'm going to cram one of my shoes up it!

Bakura: *slowly sits back down growling*

Wicabeth: Now then, last one. Question ten, sex has never been the same since we did it, where?

Tristan: *gets a grin on his face as he scribbles his answer down*

Bakura: Sex has never been the same since Ryou and I did it on Kaiba's Board Room table!

*Several eyes whip towards Bakura*

Ryou: *jaw drops*

Seto: *stands up* You two did WHAT??

Ryou: *frantically shakes his head in denial* We didn't do such a thing! Never!

Bakura: Yeah, right on the table across some charts and graphs you had in there. We even left you a little reminder spattered all over your fancy, leather chair.

Joey: *has now begun to hold the brunette back* Hey! Calm down! Just ignore 'im.

Wicabeth: Seto! Sit down before I nail you down!.. *turns to Bakura* And don't make me come down there and beat you like I did Marik!

Seto: *sits down again, still rather pissed*

Wicabeth: Well, now that we're finished, we're going to compare answers.. Provided that we don't have any more distractions from the peanut gallery.. *glares at Bakura*

Ryou: *glares at Bakura as well*

Wicabeth: For question one, when and where did you first meet? Let's see what you put, Duke. *reads Duke's answer* Just after Duelist Kingdom at school... And you, Tristan? *reads Tristan's answer* At school when we got home from Duelist Kingdom... And we have a match *^-^*

*The others applaud gently*

Wicabeth: Now, let's see what Yami and Yugi have. *reads Yami's answer* When Yugi completed the puzzle, in his room...

Yugi: *turns a gives a slightly exasperated look at Yami*

Wicabeth: Okay, now for Yugi's answer.. *reads* During Duelist Kingdom when everyone was trapped as Duel Monsters in the duel with Bakura.. Sorry guys, that's not a match.

Yugi: *pouting at Yami* You know we didn't meet meet until then! I didn't even really know you existed until then.

Yami: *frowns softly* I'm sorry, aibou. I was considering the first time that we ever came together, is all.

Yami: *gives Yugi a little hug and kisses his temple*

Bakura: *smirks* Looks like the all mighty Pharaoh is behind already.

Wicabeth: This is just for fun. There's no points involved.

Bakura: Where's the fun in that?

Wicabeth: You can all go party wherever you want on me, how's that?.. Anyway, let's see what Joey wrote.. *reads Joey's answer* At school, freshman year... And Seto.. *reads Seto's answer* .. At the dog pound... ¬_¬

Joey: *turns around and glares angrily at Seto*

Wicabeth: Sorry guys, no match. Let's move on to the next question, on a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your first kiss? *reads Duke's answer* A 5.. *reads Tristan's* A 7.. Well, no match and not exactly a sparky first kiss. Sorry guys.

Tristan: *turns to Duke* What kind of answer was that?!

Duke: *twirls a bit of hair in his fingers* Well, you had just finished eating and smelled like onion rings.. Why do you think I started kissing you with Tic-Tacs in my mouth?

Wicabeth: Now for Yami.. *reads* A 10.. Very nice.. *reads Yugi's answer* Another 10!.. And a little doodle of a heart next to it. We've got a match.

Yugi: *gives an excited bounce in his chair before turning and kissing Yami happily*

Wicabeth: Let's see.. *reads Seto's answer* A 7... *reads Joey's* And an 8.. Ah, almost, but no match.

Bakura: *turns to Ryou* What would you have given me?

Ryou: *still a little upset* Depends on what you put for me.. And it's for on the lips!

Bakura: *grins smugly* Fine. I would have given you a 9 and a half.

Ryou: I guess I would give you a 9 or a 10.. Why would you give me a half though?

Bakura: *grin widens* You made up the half point when you gave me your first kiss in other places..

Ryou: *flushes*

Wicabeth: Question three, you haven't seen "ugly" until you've seen my husband's, blank? *reads Duke's answers* For Tristan, his hair. And for Duke, his dirty clothes..

Joey: Dirty clothes? *rolls eyes*

Wicabeth: And Tristan has.. *reads* For Duke, seeing him without his makeup. And for Tristan, his tennis shoes... No match, boys.

Duke: *begins to bicker with Tristan about how he does look good and doesn't need that much makeup anyway*

Wicabeth: *reads Yami's answers* Yami put his feet for himself. And for Yugi, he says that Yugi has nothing ugly about him.. Awww!

Bakura: *makes pretend gagging noises*

Wicabeth: *ignores him and reads Yugi's answers* For Yami, it's his fingernails. And for Yugi, it's his ears.. Some very sweet answers, but no match. Sorry guys.

Yami: *turns to Yugi* And what's wrong with your ears, aibou?

Yugi: I think they're too big and stick out too much.

Yami: *chuckles softly and caresses Yugi's cheek* Well, I love your ears. But you have to put up with my ugly feet and fingernails.

Yugi: *giggles*

Wicabeth: *reads Joey's answers* For Seto, the mole on his inner thigh. For Joey, his left pinky toe that never healed right after he broke it.. Interesting answers. Now, let's see what Seto has... *reads* For Joey, his face. And for Seto, he says that he's absolutely perfect... ¬_¬

Joey: *turns around and whaps Seto upside the head with his notepad* Yer a pain in da ass, ya know that!

Wicabeth: Well, moving on to question four. When is your husband more "macho"? A, in bed, B, out of bed, or C, in his head? And Duke has.. *reads* 'In bed' for himself, and 'in his head' for Tristan.. *tries not to chuckle*.. And Tristan has.. *reads* 'out of bed' for himself, but 'in his head' for Duke.. No match here!

Tristan and Duke: *begin arguing again*

Wicabeth: Yami writes.. *reads* 'in his head' for himself, and 'in bed' for Yugi.. That's sweet you're being so humble, Yami.. Yugi has.. *reads* 'in his head' for himself, and 'in bed' for Yami.. Well, same answers, but on the wrong people. Sorry guys.

Yugi: *blushes as he looks at Yami* You really think I'm.. 'macho'.. in bed?

Yami: *grins* Of course I do. You give me quite the exercise there after all.

Yugi: *giggles softly, but blushes harder*

Wicabeth: Oh boy, somehow I don't think this is going to end well on this end of the stage. But, Joey writes.. *reads* 'Out of bed' for Seto, and.. 'All of the above' for himself.. *giggles softly*

Joey: *grins*

Wicabeth: And Seto has.. *reads* 'Always "macho"' for himself, and 'in his head' for Joey.. Another mis-match.

Joey: *growls and looks ready to knock Seto for a loop* Yer really startin' ta push me, Seto!..

Wicabeth: Question five, when your husband steps out of the shower, he most resembles what? A, a stretch limo, B, a Ford dump truck, or C, a little pink VW Bug with two flat tires?.. And Duke has.. *reads* A dump truck for Tristan, and a stretch limo for himself.. Tristan says.. *reads* A stretch limo for himself, and.. *stifles a giggle*.. a VW Bug with two flat tires for Duke.. Interesting on the differing views when it comes to size, but no match.

Duke: *has turned to start beating Tristan with his notepad*

Wicabeth: Let's see what Yami has.. *reads* He says that they both look like stretch limos!

Bakura: HA! I'll believe it when I see it!

Wicabeth: *notices Yugi is bright red now and won't even look at anyone* Well.. uh.. Yugi says that.. *reads* Um.. He says Yami is a stretch limo, but.. he didn't put anything down for himself.. Yugi? C'mon. It's just a game, honey.

Yami: *motions her closer and whispers into her ear*

Wicabeth: *EYES BULGE* HE'S HOW BIG??!!

Yugi: *tries.. to.. disappear in his seat*

Bakura: *starts laughing hard* So the midget's a midget size?

Wicabeth: *still in shock* Uh.. actually.. he's quite the opposite, Bakura.. o.o;;;

The others: *now look curiously at Yugi, then at Yami*

Wicabeth: *looks to Yami* You want to tell them?

Yami: *glances over at Yugi, then nods* Aibou is.. about 7 inches..

Bakura: That's not impressive!

Yami: *looks straight at Bakura before finishing* .. when he's flaccid..

Everybody: O.O

Yami: .. Then he gains quite a few more inches...

Yugi: *tries to sink even lower into his chair with a whimper*

Joey: *lets out a soft whistle* Damn, Yug.. How do ya even walk when ya gotta lug dat monster around?

Yugi: *squeaks before staring at Joey* .. Joey!!

*even Seto looks jealous*

Wicabeth: *coughs* Well, uh.. I think we can forgive the blank answer and call that a match for Yami and Yugi o.o;;

Everybody: *nods in general agreement* o.o;

Wicabeth: And Joey has.. *reads* dump trucks for both.. *sighs* And Seto has.. *reads paper, but then looks shocked again* .. Seto has stretch limos for both.. Wow, the first non-insult! But, it's not a match.

Seto: *looks to Joey* I'm only a 'dump truck', puppy?

Joey: Ya better watch da insults. Don't think ya've gotten back on my good side with one compliment!

Bakura: *turns to Ryou* What do you think I am?

Ryou: *blushes softly* I think you are a dump truck that could almost be a stretch limo..

Bakura: *smirks with some satisfaction*

Wicabeth: Question six, if there was a parrot that lived in your bedroom, what word, sound, or phrase would it learn to repeat?.. Duke says that the parrot would repeat.. *reads* moaning.. And Tristan thinks the parrot would learn to say.. *reads* "ride it just like a motorcycle".. *grins* Sounds like that parrot would get quite the show.

*scattered snickers*

Wicabeth: Yami says you would hear.. *reads* "I love you, Aibou".. Awww.. And Yugi says it would be.. *reads* "I love you, aibou!".. Wow! We have a match! There must be a lot of 'love' making going on in that bedroom, eh?

Yami: *smirks proudly*

Wicabeth: Joey's parrot would repeat.. *reads* the sound of a keyboard clicking.. And Seto's would repeat.. *reads* the sound of Joey snoring.. Not the most passionate of answers there...

Bakura: I guess I could have put down the sound of a vibrator for my answer instead, eh Ryou? *grins*

Ryou: *blushes deeply*

Wicabeth: Mm, now to question seven. What is your husband's biggest turn on?.. Duke says.. *reads* that Tristan's biggest turn on is his motorcycle, and Duke's is Tristan's kissing when things are starting to get serious.. Tristan says.. *reads* his biggest turn on is Duke's eyes and the feel of his hair, and Duke's is getting his hair played.. Well, least things are getting serious now, but no match.

Tristan: I thought you loved having your hair touched? You practically lose it when I even get close to feeling it!

Duke: *plays with a bit of his hair absently* Well, I like both.. but I was thinking it was too obvious and I couldn't decide what I liked the most.

Wicabeth: Yami puts that.. *reads* his biggest turn on is Yugi. Period. And Yugi likes having his nipples played with.. Yugi says.. *reads* Yami gets turned on by shoulder massages and Yugi likes cuddling.. Well, I'll forgive the no match since those were just so sweet.

Yami: *leans over and gives Yugi a loving nibble on the neck*

Wicabeth: Let's see what Joey says.. *reads* Joey says his biggest turn on is nibbling on his earlobes, while Seto's is power.. And Seto puts.. *reads* that Joey's biggest turn on is biting and his is having Joey wear a collar and call him 'master'.. Hrm. Kinky. But not a match.

Joey: *looks like he can't decide to fight Seto's answer or if he likes the thought*

Wicabeth: Question eight was, what is your husband's favorite sexual position? Duke says that.. *reads* his favorite is up against a wall, and Tristan's is Duke sitting in his lap back to chest... Mm, kinky.. And Tristan says.. *reads* Duke's favorite is against the wall, and his favorite is having Duke ride him in his lap... Facing what way?

Tristan: His back facing me.

Wicabeth: Mm, kinky and a match. Very good. And onto Yami.. *reads* Yami says both he and Yugi enjoy Yugi sitting in his lap facing one another.. Better access for quite a few things, I suppose. *winks*

Yugi: *blushes a bit harder, but hands over his paper*

Wicabeth: *reads* And Yugi says the same thing!.. I think this is the only question everyone's been doing extremely well on. But, then again, I guess you guys have had a lot of practice. *grins*

Malik: *has been wondering when Marik will come out of his daze* Hey, how hard did you hit him anyway?

Wicabeth: *glances over* Oh, don't worry about it. He'll be fine. Let's just hope we can get through the rest of this before he comes to.. Now then, I'm just going to read Seto's answers first since I can already guess what he's written. ¬_¬ And Seto has.. *reads* 'doggy' style for both.. Yep. Not that original.. And Joey says.. *reads, then makes a strangled little cough and looks at Joey*

Joey: *slight blush* Yeah, yeah.. I know..

Wicabeth: Another one for 'doggy' style.. surprisingly from Joey.. And we have a match!

Seto: *turns to make a comment*

Joey:*growls and jabs a finger at him angrily* Don't ya say ONE fuckin' word!!

Wicabeth: We're almost here, guys. Question nine, what holiday would best describe last night for you? A, 4th of July - fireworks, B, Halloween - tricks and treats, C, Thanksgiving - sleeping next to a turkey, or D, Memorial Day - honoring the dead?.. Duke says last night was.. *reads* Thanksgiving, sleeping next to a turkey.. *tries not to giggle* And Tristan's night was.. *reads* 4th of July fireworks.. *looks down at the two with a slightly raised brow*

Tristan: *gains a slight flush*

Duke: *tosses some hair over his shoulder dramatically* I told him I was tired, but he wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. So, he had a visit from Rosy Palm and her five slut daughters.

*scattered laughter, but Joey's voice is clearly the loudest*

Wicabeth: *smirks a little* Nice to know, but it's still not a match.. And let's see what Yami's night was like.. *reads* Well looks like he had some fun because he says it was 4th of July, fireworks!.. Yugi says last night was.. *reads while Yugi sinking his head down as far as he can into his shoulders* Guess it was a good night after all because we have another 4th of July, fireworks!

Bakura and Malik: *start whistling*

Ryou: *elbows Bakura* Now, stop that! You're embarrassing, Yugi!

Bakura: ... And.. your point is?

Ryou: *gives an exasperated sigh and throws his hands up in defeat*

Wicabeth: Last night Joey says was like.. *reads* Halloween, tricks and treats.. And Seto's night was.. *reads* Another Halloween of tricks and treats!

Seto: I knew Joey would put down anything that had to do with food. And the way he sounded last night, I don't think many people did any sleeping for a while.

Joey: *groans* Can we stop all dis talk about food? I'm really gettin' hungry over here!

Seto: *whispers slightly into Joey's ear* I could always give you a 'protein shake' if you're good, puppy..

Joey: *smacks Seto on the arm* Cut it out!

Wicabeth: Alright boys, we've reached the home stretch now! Last question, question ten. Sex has never been the same since we did it, where?.. Duke says.. *reads* in a closet at school.

Duke: Blame Tristan and his 'quickies'.

Tristan: *hangs his head a bit and shakes it with a sigh*

Wicabeth: Tristan says it's never been the same since.. *reads* we did it on the back of my motorcycle.. Were you driving at the time?

Tristan: *grins a little* Yeah, but we were practicing for it.

Duke: Oh yeah! I remember that now..

Tristan: How could you forget it? I almost crashed into that tree at the end.

Wicabeth: Moving away from too much information, Yami says it's never been the same since.. *reads and starts grinning* since Yugi was seme..

Yugi: *covers his tomato red face*

Bakura: *grumbles* I don't think I could see that runt being seme.. No matter how much he's packing...

Wicabeth: And Yugi says it's never been the same since.. *reads* we got caught.. *looks up* You got caught? Where?

Yugi: *gives a whimper and makes a mumbled reply through his hands*

Wicabeth: Huh?

Yami: *is even sporting a slight fade of pink now* Oh that.. Yugi's grandfather caught us one day.. But I guess we should have known when we were on the kitchen table one weekend.

Wicabeth: *stifles a few giggles* Interesting.. And let's see what our final couple says. Joey puts that sex has never been the same.. *reads* since we did it in the back of the limo and accidentally opened the privacy window.. Wow, we could have a lot of exhibitionists in the makings here.. Finally, Seto says that sex hasn't been the same since.. *reads* we made love for the first time.. That's.. a surprisingly sweet answer after all of that. O.o

Bakura: *pretends to gag again*

Ryou: *elbows him again*

Bakura: *jerks away and knocks into Marik*

Marik: *starts to wake up, but then gets angry* What the hell happened??

Malik: *wraps his arms around Marik* Nothing at all! We just finished the game!

Bakura: You didn't miss too much.. Other than Yugi's got a massive shlong.

Ryou: Bakura! That is such a vulgar term.. Really now.

Bakura: How about pecker then? Cock? Throbbing pole of midget man meat?

Ryou: *pouts angrily* Stop that!

Wicabeth: *looks at the couples* Just ignore the background, but, now that the game is over, everybody stand up.

Seto, Joey, Yami, Yugi, Duke, and Tristan: *stand*

Wicabeth: Now, a lot of things were said in this game and a few times feelings might have gotten hurt, but we have to forgive that. So now, go ahead and kiss your husbands and tell them you love them so they know everything is forgiven.

Bakura and Marik: *both pretend to gag now*

Duke: *looks Tristan over with a critical eye for a moment*

Tristan: Forgive me?

Duke: Sure, why not.

Tristan and Duke: *take hands and give each other a little kiss*

Yami: *is already softly kissing Yugi's forehead* Are you mad with me, aibou?

Yugi: *has his arms around Yami and his head nestled in the crook of his neck* Of course not.

Yami: *lifts Yugi's chin up with his fingers* That's good. Because you know how much I love you.

Yami and Yugi: *kiss lovingly*

Joey: *is standing with his arms crossed and a pout on his face, back to Seto*

Seto: Come on, puppy. It was only a stupid game.

Joey: *scowls* Yeah, but ya didn't have ta keep insultin' me ya know! I answered everythin' truthfully.

Seto: *frowns slightly* Joey? Are you just playing with me or are you honestly angry?

Joey: *turns and glares at Seto* I don't know yet.

Seto: *gently wraps his arms around Joey's waist* Alright, alright.. I was being an asshole and I shouldn't have.. But I really did mean the last answer. Didn't you see how I didn't say 'sex'? I said 'made love' because, even though we make have sex, or fuck, you know that I enjoy it most when we're making love.

Joey: *finally turns around in Seto's arms and gives him a soft kiss* Alright.. But ya better be kissin' my ass fer a week ta make up for all of dis. Or I'm gonna get dat chastity belt an' leave ya horny out in da cold.

Seto: *grins slightly* Deal.. *kisses with more passion*

Wicabeth: Now, since we're really not giving away 'prizes' per say, we're doing something better. Everybody gets a key to a separate room where you can continue to 'kiss and make up'.. Or you can just start screwing each other's brains out. Whatever better suits you.

Bakura: What about us??

Wicabeth: You have keys too. Consider them door prizes for being in the audience.. But I think Marik should stay here and clean up what he left before the game.

Marik: You're just asking for a trip to the Shadow Realm.

Wicabeth: You pull that rod out and you're going to be missing an arm because it will be torn off and shoved up your ass..

Marik: *growls*

Wicabeth: Will you just come up and take your damn key already? Maybe a round or three of fucking will calm you down. Jeez..

Marik: *storms up, grabs the key, then storms back off while dragging Malik behind*

Wicabeth: I put them in the farthest away room, so don't worry about what key you have. There's everything you need already inside and you just have to call if you need something else. Have fun boys!

The others: *head off to their rooms and leave Wicabeth alone*

Wicabeth: *grins as she saunters away to a television* Wonder if they'll mind that I installed hidden cameras? Oh well, I have a show to watch.

Fin