(Disclaimer- I don't on Yu-Gi-Oh or Weird Al Yankovic's song, "The Night Santa went Crazy!")

Enjoy…

The Night 'Kura Went Crazy!

Down in the game shop all the kids were duelin' cards.
With the good dueling girls and the good dueling boys.
When Bakura busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death!
Had a rifle in his hands and the Sennen ring on his neck.
From his hair to his tight pants he was covered with ammo…
Like a white-haired spaz, disgruntled way old spirit.
And he smirked as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night 'Kura went crazy!
The night the king went insane!
Realized he must have been really bored,
Something already had snapped in his brain…

Well, the game shop is gone now,

He decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Yugi and Yami.
And he tied up Grandpa and he held Ryou hostage!
And he ground up poor Joey into human sausage!
He got Duke and Pegasus with an old German Luger!
And he slashed up Tea just like Freddy Krueger!
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Tristan,
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night 'Kura went crazy!
The night Tomb-Robber went nuts!
Now you can't hardly walk around Domino,
Without steppin' in duelist guts.

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from Kaiba Corp.
And helicopters circling around in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'.
And everyone's dyin' to know, "Oh 'Kura, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my…
You used to be such an evil guy.

Yes, Mai, now Bakura's doin' time.
In the Sennen Ring for his infamous crime.
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears!
He'll be out with bad behavior in 5000 more years!
But now Marik's in therapy and Ryou's still nervous…
And Yugi's grandpa got a job working for the postal service.
And they say Mr. Kaiba, he's on the phone every night,
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights.

They're talkin' bout - the night 'Kura went crazy.
The night Akefia flipped.
Broke his back for some blood and guts.
Sounds to me like he was tired of bein' bored.

Wo, the night 'Kura went crazy.
The night the King went insane.
Realized he'd must have been really bored,
Something already had snapped in his brain…
Something already had snapped in his brain…

Tell ya, Something already had snapped in his brain…

Wow…O.O That was fun to make a parody off of! Please review! BYE!!