Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Organization of Evil Doers Christmas ❯ The Chapter That Was Never Meant To Be ( Chapter 2 )

             Hey you all! This chapter was really never meant to be so I just gave it that name. I'm soo original. . . *Rolls eyes* Anyway, Animegirl222 said that I should write another chapter. Sooooo, here it is. Though, it's pretty dry.

           & nbsp;Thanks everyone for reading! ^_^

           &n bsp;Dislcaimer: I don't own anything.

          &n bsp; Enjoy

    &nb sp;       "The chapter that was never meant to be."

         &nb sp;  "It is a few days 'till Christmas and everyone's outside, trying to find gifts for loved ones, while trying to beat the tide.

           ;  But for the Organization of Good / Evil doers, they had gone their own way, they had split up last Christmas and had all gone astray.

         &nb sp;  Kaiba became the CEO of his own company, called Kaiba Corporation, it dealt with high-tech gizmo's, which helped with his fixation.

         & nbsp;  The Big Five went on to become Superstars, and were known to give their audience unseeable scars.

         &nbs p;  Marik created his own porn magazine, and became wealthy not with just money, if you know what I mean.

           ;  Yugi became the world's shortest psychiatrist, and helped all of those who came to him, even those who weren't on the list.

           ;  Bakura opened up his own knife shop around the block, it became a popular place and he was always in stock.

         &nbs p;  But even though they had gone their own way, they all wondered how the other was doing, even to this day.

             And now, the story will begin, one ones fateful sin. . . .

          &n bsp; It was a nice day in Domino City, the birds were chirping, the horns were blazing, and people yelled at each other to get out of the way. Christmas was indeed in the air.

           & nbsp;The bell ringed as the door swung open, but the costumer wasn't going inside. The boy ran out of the shop holding a tucked away knife.

            ; "Get back here you!" Bakura cried running out of his shop holding a bunch of knives in his arms. "You can't get away that easily!"

          &nb sp; The boy turned to go around the building in front of him, but was stopped by one of Bakura's knives. It pinned one of his arm sleeves to the wall.

             "Told you," Bakura sneered, holding up more knives to throw at the boy. "It's been a long time since I've practiced throwing at a target. It was so nice of you to volunteer."

             The boy reached to grab the knife out of his coat, but was stopped by another one, pinning his only free arm to the wall. More knives came going through his clothes, making sure he couldn't escape from his spot.

             Bakura lifted up his last knife to throw it at the boy, when a familiar shadow fell upon him.

           & nbsp;"Bakura!"

         &nb sp;  Throwing the knife half-mindedly at the boy, Bakura turned around to face his friend. "Yugi! What are you doing here?"

            ; The boy let out a whimper as the knife landed in an uncomfortable position.

          &n bsp; "I was in the neighborhood and I thought I would stop by," Yugi said, looking up at Bakura. "What are you doing to that boy?"

             "I guess that growth spurt cream didn't work," Bakura mumbled. "Stupid department store. Oh, him? He stole something so I thought I would teach him a lesson."

          &nb sp; "Did you ask him politely to return it?"

           & nbsp;Bakura looked blankly at Yugi.

             "Maybe if I just have a minute with him he would return it," Yugi said, walking up to the boy. "Now, why don't you please return the knife you just stole."

          &nbs p; The boy squirmed, trying to get out of the awkward position. "Why would I give it back to you? Shrimp!"

          &nb sp; Yugi paused thoughtful as if deciding what to say next. "Okay. Bakura? You can do what-ever you like to him."

             The boy's eyes widened.

          &nb sp; Bakura looked up at the boy, then down at Yugi. "Naw, it's alright. Besides, I have some catching up to do with you."

             Yugi smiled happily. "Okay! I know a great place downtown that has the best food."

         & nbsp;  It was a nice shop, decorated with Christmas lights and Holly. At the end of the store was a big stage with the banner "Merry Christmas!" on it.

           &n bsp;Bakura drank some of his Latte as he listened to Yugi talk. It was interesting to find out what he had been doing all this time. "Psychiatrist? You'd have to be the shortest, right?"

          &nbs p; "Yup!" Yugi said happily drinking his Chocolate Milk. "That's my title. 'World's shortest Psychiatrist'. I also test mental factors about annoying people."

             "Interesting. Do you get a lot of costumers?" Bakura asked.

            ; "Yup!"

         &nbs p;  "Do you enjoy helping other people with their problems?"

          & nbsp; "Yup!"

             "Are you going to say 'Yup!' to everything I say?"

             "Yup!"

           ;  Bakura sighed. "This is annoying. . ."

           &nb sp;"Yup!"

          &n bsp; A girl walked onto the small stage in the back and put the microphone to her mouth. "Now, we are pleased to present the smash hit singers - 'The Big Five'!"

          &nbs p; "They're here?" Bakura asked.

            ; "Yup!"

         &nbs p;  "Did you know they were going to be here?"

            ; "Yup!"

         &nbs p;  Bakura turned away from Yugi, knowing he would only get one answer from him. "Why couldn't they come up with a more original name?"

            ; "Yup!"

         &nbs p;  "You can't say that to what I just said."

            ; "Yup!"

         &nbs p;  "You just agreed with me, so that means you can't say that to what I said earlier."

          &n bsp; "Yup!"

         & nbsp;  "This is really getting annoying."

          & nbsp; "Yup!"

             Five men walked onto the stage wearing black. Bringing up microphones to their mouths, they began to sing. "On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me - a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me - two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me - three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me - five golden rings - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."

            ; A few people screamed for them to stop, but Yugi and Bakura had become prepared.

          &n bsp; Bakura adjusted his earplugs Yugi had given him at the beginning of the song. "I'm glad you thought of this."

            ; "Yup!"

         &nbs p;  "On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me," the Big Five continued, "six geese a laying - five golden rings - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "One the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me - seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying - five golden rings - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the eights day of Christmas my true love sent to me - eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying - five golden rings - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me - nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying - five golden rings - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me - ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying - five golden rings - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me - 'leven pipers piping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying - five golden rings - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

             "On the - twelfth day of Christmas my true love game to me - twelve drummers drumming, 'leven pipers piping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying - five golden rings - four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves - and a - partridge in a pear - TREE! Pear tree, pear treeEEEEE!!!!"

         &nb sp;  Bakura took the earplugs out carefully. "Bravo!"

          &nb sp; "Look!" The Big Five cried at once. "It's Bakura, Bakura, Bakura. And Yugi! Yugi, Yugi."

            ; "Hi!" Yugi said happily. "It seems you're doing a good job in performing. I always knew you had it in you!"

             The Big Five walked over to Bakura and Yugi, and sat next to them, in the same table. Unfortunately, the table was only big enough for four people, causing Bakura and Yugi to be squished.

          &n bsp; "How have you been?" Bakura squeaked, leaning against the window, unsuccessfully still getting squished.

          &n bsp; "Just fine, just fine, just fine," the Big Five chorused. "Thank you for asking, asking, asking."

          &nb sp; "It seems you're doing good as singers," Yugi said, still smiling. ( He's short and skinny, so the Big Five aren't squishing him )

           &nbs p;"Yes, yes, yes, yes," the Big Five said. "We're doing great, great. We already have a CD published." 

             "That's great," Bakura said, managing to find a small spot where he could breathe. "How come I haven't heard it on the radio?"

          &nbs p; "They say it's to 'good' to be on the radio," they chorused together.

          &n bsp; "Yeah, that must be it. . . . . ."

           &nb sp;"Hey!" Cried a voice. "I would never have thought to see you guys here!"

            ; All heads looked up, though some were hidden underneath the table (a.k.a.- Yugi and Bakura). Their eyes fell on a slim figure.

          &nbs p; "Marik!" Yugi cried happily.

          &nb sp; Marik looked oddly at the table. "I'm going to bring a seat over." Grabbing a chair he put it in front of the table. "So, how have you been?"

            ; "Can't breathe!" Bakura gasped, trying to get out by going under the table, only causing him to get even more stuck.

            ; "Just fine," Yugi said smiling. "What profession are you doing?"

          &nbs p; Marik had an evil grin. "I have my own porn magazine! Have you seen the magazine 'Peeps peep'?

          & nbsp; "Yeah," came a voice.

            ; "I was the one who created it," Marik said proudly. "Wait. . . Who said that?"

            ; "Me," Kaiba said bringing up another chair toward the table.

            ; "Can't breathe!"

          &n bsp; "Kaiba!" Yugi cried again.

            ; "Hello," Kaiba replied sipping some of his coffee. "It seems you all found each other. Though, it would appear we need a bigger table."

          &nbs p; "Can't BREATHE!!!!"

           ;  "Did you hear something?" The Big Five asked together.

          &n bsp; Kaiba shrugged. "Want to go outside and get some fresh air?"

             "AIR!"

           ;  Everyone nodded, except Bakura, who was still trying to breathe and escape. Piling out of the table, they put some money down and headed outside.

          &nb sp; Marik turned around, before he reached the door. "Oops, I forgot to give the waiter her money!" He ran toward the waiter and poked her on the back. "Excuse me, miss?"

            ; The women turned around, to reveal, that she wasn't a women, but a man. "What do you want?" He asked in a girly voice.

            ; "Uhhh, sorry I thought you were a girl," Marik stated. "Here's your money."

          &nbs p; "I am a girl."

            ; "Uhhhh. Are you sure?"

            ; "Yes."

         &nbs p;  "O-kay, then." Marik lifted his hand to give him the money. "Here's your money!"

          &nbs p; "Come on!" Kaiba cried standing beside the door. "I'm not going to keep the door open forever. Get over here."

            ; "Have a good day ma'am!" Marik cried running toward the door. He turned toward the door to run out - Kwap!

           ;  Kaiba looked at the closed door with Marik's squished figure on it. "I told him I wouldn't wait forever."

        &nbs p;   They had walked all over town, talking about what had happened that year and what they were doing now. Sometimes they would reminisce about the past, but they avoided the stage for obvious reasons.

          &nb sp; Yugi pointed out a shop near the plaza and they all piled in. All of them looked at different things, each one plotting something different. . . . .

           &nbs p;"Kaiba!" Yugi said smiling, standing behind Marik. "Come here!"

            ; "What is it?" Kaiba asked walking toward them.

             "Oohhh!! Porn magazines!" Marik cried running off.

           & nbsp;"Wait!" Yugi cried taking a few steps foward. "Come back-!"

          &nbs p; Kaiba looked at him oddly. "What's going on?"

           & nbsp;Yugi let out a uneasy laugh.

            ; "Look!" Marik cried, looking up from a magazine he had just picked up. "Yugi and Kaiba are under the mistletoe!" He paused. "Wait. . . I was just under there. . . Yugi wanted Kaiba over there. . . . Hmm. . . . Weird."

          &nbs p; Kaiba looked in horror at the mistletoe. "Yugi!"

          &nbs p; Yugi laughed uneasily again, not wanting to believe his plan had failed. "He, he. It wasn't supposed to be this way. . ."

            ; At the end of the day, they all went home. After saying goodbye to one another, they walked off, wondering if they would ever hear from their friends again.

         & nbsp;  "It was the day of Christmas and everyone was inside, giving and receiving gifts with smiles that are bonafide.

         & nbsp;  As for the Organization of Good / Evil Doers I'll let you guess, but I will tell you something, 'cause I just gotta 'fess.

         &nbs p;  They went their own way once more, but they were going to meet up next Christmas, that they swore.

         &nbs p;  When they went back, they left something behind, something for their friends to find.

           ;  Yugi got more growth spurt cream, form a store that is 'better', some books, and a whole bunch of gift certificates to hair salons in the form of a letter.

         &nb sp;  Kaiba received a bar of soap and a faceless voodoo doll for those he dislike, an old gizmo and a playboy he was sure to like 

         &nb sp;  Bakura got a target so he could throw knives at and a trip-wire, a few hidden camera's and a gift certificate for more knives, that wouldn't expire.

         &nb sp;  The Big Five, well, they got their songs on the radio, it 'caused a bit of chaos, but some gave them a 'bravo!'

         &n bsp;  Marik got a lot of miscellaneous things, including a CD by The Big Five, even though he listened to it, he managed to survive.

         &n bsp;  Another Christmas had come and gone, and the people no longer ran around, it returned to normal, until next year, when the Christmas spirit is abound.

         &nb sp;  Merry Christmas!!!!

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             Thanks for reading! I hope it was alright. I also hope that the spelling is okay. @_@ Anyway, to the people who reviewed the first chapter! ^_^

          &nbs p; To InsaneAuthoress, who was the first to review - I'm really glad you liked it. It took me a little while to think of the presents they got Yugi and the Five, well they just seem to me like they could be singers. #_# I dunno. I'm just weird that way. Anyway, thanks for reviewing and have a nice Christmas. ^_^

         &nbs p;  To Momma Cat, who wanted to be the first - Yeah, I know what you mean. It's nice to go out and read nut-jobs. Anyway, thanks for the nice review. And, Merry Kissmiss???? Something like that, eh?

          &nbs p; To Saj, who I told not to read this - Thanks for the review, even though you're probably not going to read this 'cause this time I'm ahead of you! Muhahaha!! *Cough, cough* Anyway, thanks for the support. ^_^ Merry Kissmiss! ( I stole it from Diana. ^^ I like it. He he!)

         &nb sp;  To FORD!, who, I don't really know what to say to - Thanks for the once sentence response. I really appreciated it. Merry Christmas.

         &nb sp;  To Foxfire9, who was a little late - Thanks for reviewing it. I'm just surprised that you would even try to read a Christmas fic when it isn't that time of year. Anyway, thanks so much for your support, and Merry Christmas! ^_^

          &nbs p; To Yamis Wife, who is the queen of random stories - Thanks for your review. I got a kick out of it. Even your reviews are funny. . . . I wish I could be like that. Anyway, thanks for your review. ^_^ Merry Christmas!

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             To Animegirl222, who was the reason I made this chapter - Thanks a lot for the review. I hope you liked this chapter as well. Thanks again for the review and the idea. Merry Christmas.

        &nb sp;   To AMK, who ummm, I don't know!!!! - Don't fill bad. Yeah, it would be kinda freaky seeing the Big Five like that, but I could picture it. ^_^ Yeah, well they do have Yu-Gi-Oh Christmas cards out! Anyway, hope you have a Merry Christmas! ^_^

          &nbs p; And so, it has come to a close. The one-shot, now has become two chapters. But, it will stay that way. Thank you for reading and -

           &nbs p;Merry Christmas!!!! ^_^