Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Pencil 2 ❯ Let My Ficcy Begin ( Chapter 1 )

Me: Yokia!

Yokia: Marik!

Marik: Bakura!

Bakura: Ryou!

Ryou: Yugi!

Yugi: Yami!

Yami: Crystal!

Me: I do not own Yu- Gi- Oh! *Realizes how pointless that was * I hate you guys… except for Yami, Marik, Ryou, and Malik. ^.^

Yokia: Since we have no reviews yet, Crystal and I are giving our own gifts to you guys!

YGO cast: YES!!!

Me: To Seto a book entitled ` How To Get A Life'.

Seto: I've been waiting for one of these to come out!

Yokia: To Mokuba, 15,000-pixie stix…

Mokuba: Yea! Yami, want to share?

Yami: Sure, I guess…

Me: To Joey, a leash with a collar.

Joey: Who's my owner? Kaiba?

Yokia and I: Actually, yep!

Joey: YEAH! What do I win?

Kaiba: * in game-show voice* A thousand pounds of dog food! * Whispers* Bowl not included.

Yokia: -___-0 To Mai, some make up that never runs out!

Mai: Cool!

Me: To Ryou, a baby snow leopard that never grows up!

Ryou: ^.~ I'm naming her Icinessa!

Yokia: To Bakura I give a murder kit!

Me to Yokia: Is that a good idea?

All yamis: It's a yami thing.

Me: Whatever, now to Yugi, one of Seto's Blue- Eyes White Dragon.

Yugi: * flips open schedule* I'm free Tuesday… want to duel, Kaiba?

Kaiba: Sure!

Yokia: To Marik, replicas of the God cards!

Marik: @______@

Yami: Is he okay?

Marik: I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

Me: Okaaaayyyy, to Malik, replicas of the items… WHO THE HECK MADE THESE GIFTS?!

Yokia: Your friend that is attracted to maniacs, Brandy.

Everybody: That explains a lot!

Marik and Malik: @____________________________@

Everyone else: Oh no!

Marik and Malik: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!! IN YOUR FACE, PHARAOH!!!

Yami: Let me at em'! * Starts getting into a colorful fight* ^&^%*^$ ^%#*@#%!!!

Brandy appears*

Brandy: I think those are the colors gray and yellow. * Disappears*

Yokia and me: To Yami-

Yami: * stops cursing and pushes Marik and Malik*

Me: a goddess card. The Egyptian Angel of Faith (ATK: 10,000,000 DFS: 5,000,000)

All boys: Why are the girls stronger than the boys?

All girls: Because we kick butt!

All boys: -________________________-

Yokia: You all want more gifts?

All the YGO characters: * nods*

Me: All boys come here!

Yami: What is it?

Me: Use your looks to make them-

Yokia: REVIEW!

All the boys use their looks and all reviewers are drooling.

Me and Yokia: * High five* We are so good!