Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Perfect Couple ❯ Plan 2 ( Chapter 9 )

The Perfect Couple

By Queen Of Curses

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

A/N: Ok pplz....I am back from vacation! Yay! Anywayz, if you ppl haven't already guessed, that mysterious girl is Tea. K? Well, on with this chappie!

To Yu Gi Master88: Hey! Thanx a lot for the idea. I decided to kinda twist it around a bit and use it in this chapter. Also, what do u mean by IMing u? By Yahoo? Hotmail? AOL? I only got Yahoo instant messenger, so sorry, dude. Btw, r u a dude? I really can't tell by ur pen name.

To Akemi: Hi! Oh, yeah, well, they r going a bit too slow....but you have to think about it...did you ever kiss anyone at the age of 11 or 12? Well, I considered that thought a bit. So, anywayz, thanx for the idea of kissing.

To Starfly: Hello! Yes, I am very aware of my problem. But I really can't help putting in my own opinions. If I take them out and read this fic over, it would kind of sound a bit empty to me. But anywayz, thanx for noticing.

To everyone else that reviewed thanx a lot. Most of you already guessed that mysterious girl was Tea. Anywayz, on with the chappie!

"..." - Speech

'...' - Thought

Chapter 9 - Plan Two

"Yami!!!" A voice shouted.

'That boy seriously shouts too much.' Yami thought. He was on the couch cuddling up with Seth, and didn't much like being disturbed.

"What?" He shouted back.

Yugi and Seto came down the stairs in the Kaiba Mansion.

"Bakura e-mailed me and Seto. He said the annual fair is today!" Yugi cheerfully said.

"First of all, the proper term is 'Seto and I', not 'me and Seto'. And second, SO?"

"What do you mean by 'so'? I wanna go! Please?"

"Sure. Go ahead. Just as long as you bring someone."

"I'm already ahead of you." Yugi replied as he grabbed Seto's arm and pulled him out of the Mansion quicker than lightning, obviously going off to grab the arms of his other friends.

"He reminds me of myself when I was his age..." Yami thought to himself, not realizing he said that out loud.

"Really? I never knew you were so active before. But I do remember you were very ticklish...." Seth whispered in Yami's ear.

"Uh oh...SETH!!!! DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON M-" and that was all we heard from him, before he started uncontrollably laughing his ass off. (Poor Yami...^_^)

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In about 15 minutes, Yugi had already walked with Seto (pulling him to be exact) to Joey's house. Joey gladly agreed to go to the fair. And so, he grabbed Joey's arm, too, and pulled him and Seto over to Bakura's house.

As soon as they got there, Yugi finally let go of the arms of his friends. And he rang the doorbell. He was very impatient at that moment so he decided to knock that time.

Unaware of what was happening, he knocked on Yami Bakura's face instead of the door.

"What the hell? Why are all of you here? And why are you bald?" The yami asked, pointing to Joey's head.

"Long story, bro." Joey mumbled.

"Umm...can you get Bakura for us?" Yugi politely asked, knowing what Y. Bakura would do if he wasn't.

"Sure." And then he walked away grumbling.

A moment later, he came back with Bakura.

"Hi, guys! Hey, why are you bald?" The white-headed boy greeted them, also ponting to Joey.

"Long story, bro." Joey mumbled...again.

"Hi!" Yugi greeted. "Thanks for telling us about the annual fair in an e-mail. So, let's go!" And Yugi ran off with the arms of 3 friends. But he was too focused on getting to the fair to hear Bakura whisper to himself.

"But I didn't send Yugi an e-mail about the fair..."

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Finally they got to the place where the fair was being held. It was around 8:00 PM and there were dazzling lights everywhere.

"Hey Yug! I'm goin' on the roller coaster, k?" Joey informed his best friend.

"Sure." Yugi replied.

"I better go with him to make sure he doesn't get into any trouble." Bakura said, running after Joey, and not giving Yugi time to reply.

"Hmmm...I guess it's just you and me, Seto."

"Yeah. Well, where do you wanna go?"

"I think I wanna go to that huge platform over there where everyone's roller skating."

"Umm...okay. Then, can we go get something to eat? I really didn't eat dinner yet." Seto said, trying to hide his nervousness.

"Sure. So...let's go!" And off Yugi went, pulling Seto along with him to go roller skating on the platform.

When they got there, they rented two pairs of roller skates, only for $5 each, and Seto's treat.

Apparently, the reason Seto was nervous, was that he didn't know how to skate. The moment he stood up on the platform after putting on the skates, he fell flat on his behind.

"Yugi, I'm sorry I didn't tell you before, but...I don't know how to skate."

"Oh, it's okay." Yugi said in his usual cheerful tone. "You can always learn new things. And this is a great example!"

"Well, if you say so."

And for about an hour both stayed there. Soon enough, Seto was skating like he had been doing it all his life. Then, they went over to the one of the food carts.

"What do you want to buy?" Asked Seto.

"Oh, I'll take whatever you're having. Just as long as you don't pay for me."

"Why not? Well, if you prefer it that way, then so be it." Then Seto turned to face the guy that sells the food (I forgot what he's called). "I'd like to buy two hotdogs one with mustard, and one without."

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After they got their food, they went over to a bench to eat and talk about things. And little did they know that they were being spied on.

(A/N: I seriously use the phrase 'little did they know..' too often)

Tea was about 10 feet away, pretending to read a book. Yes, she was the one trying to break up Yugi and Seto. That day, she came up with the most clever plan. For 6th grade intelligence, anyways.

That morning, she e-mailed Seto with Bakura's e-mail address. How she did it, no one knows. But she did it, nonetheless. She knew Yugi was into fun things and would bring along his 'special friend'.

'Now let's wait till they get comfortable, then I'll put my plan into action.' Tea thought to herself, evilly grinning as she continued to spy.

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After Yugi and Seto finished their hot dogs, they were planning for where they were going to go next.

"Since we planned to meet everyone else in an hour, we have enough time to go to the major attractions." Seto said.

"Yeah, I know. Wanna go on the roller coaster?" Yugi suggested.

"Umm...Yugi? We just ate. We're bound to throw up."

"The more we throw up, the more fun it'll be. That's what Yami always said."

"Cool saying. But did Yami really say that?"

"Well, no. He always used to say: 'The more we keep our cool, the more you get to live.' Close enough, right? " Yugi cheerfully stated.

"Okay..."Seto replied. *sweatdrops*

"Well, we better head there now."

And they started walking over to the place with the roller coaster, with a certain bitch we very well know following them.

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After the roller coaster, both Yugi and Seto found bags to empty their stomachs in. After vomiting and throwing the bag out, they ran into Joey. I mean, literally. Seto was dying to go on the Ferris Wheel so he pulling Yugi towards it.

After crashing into them, Joey started a conversation about the roller coaster.

"Hey, Yug, Set, howdja like the coaster?" Joey asked.

'I should remind him he shouldn't call me Set.' Seto thought.

"Oh, I liked it." Yugi replied.

'Yeah, it was kind of fun. But I really wasn't fond of the vomiting part.' Seto thought to himself.

"My fave part was da loop." Joey said, continuing his conversation with Yugi.

'I didn't get to see the loop. I think I was either too busy screaming or closing my eyes shut.' Seto thought.

'Which one? There were 6." Yugi said.

'6? Damn. If I had opened my eyes for the whole ride, I'd have died from fright by now.' Seto thought.

"The last one. It was the best one." Joey said.

"Well, we need to go to the Ferris Wheel, so see you later, Joey."

"Ya. See ya later, Yug, Set."

'Yes, I should really remind him to stop calling me Set.' Seto thought to himself.

And they kept on walking towards the Ferris Wheel.

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After the Ferris Wheel ride, Yugi and Seto were dying from laughter. The reason was unknown. Then, Yugi spotted Tea.

"Hi, Tea!" Yugi greeted his friend.

"Hi, Yugi!" She said, giving the sweetest smile she could manage.

"Hey.." Seto mumbled. He didn't like females much and almost never made any contact with them.

"So, Yugi, I'd really like to get to know your friend. You mind if me and him go on the Ferris Wheel together?" Tea asked, not giving Yugi time to answer, and pulling Seto towards the Ferris Wheel.

Actually, Yugi was about to say he did mind. Ever since he met Seto, he's been kind of possessive of him. Even the slightest thing made Yugi jealous. Just seeing Seto talk to a girl in his class for some projects almost made his eyes water. And Tea knew very well of this so-called 'weakness'.

So Tea and Seto got onto the thing you sit it on the Ferris Wheel (I forgot what it's called). And Yugi just stood there, his possessive side taking over, as a small tear went down his face. But he just blinked to fight the rest back.

'Tea just want to know him so that they can be friends, right?' Yugi assured himself.

'But Seto really never told me if he was completely gay. Perhaps he's bisexual....'

'If he is, then he might get attracted to Tea.' And with that thought, Yugi sniffed, and just watched his boyfriend and his friend on the Ferris Wheel.

Up in the Ferris Wheel, Seto was sitting as far as he possibly can away from Tea. But Tea was going to make sure Yugi ran home crying. So she inched a bit closer.

"So...Seto is your name, right?" She asked, inching closer with every word.

Seto didn't turn his head, he was facing the opposite direction, looking for Yugi among the great crowds of people. So he just nodded his head.

Tea moved closer until only a few inches were left between them.

'Eww...I can't believe I'm gonna do this. But I'd do anything to get back at Yugi' She thought to herself.

She tapped Seto on the shoulder. He turned around, and she quickly grabbed his face and pulled his lips to her. After the fact that Tea was kissing him sunk in, he pushed her away.

"What the HELL do you think you're doing, woman?" He practically shouted at her, wiping his lips to get rid of the germs.

And she just shrugged, knowing her task was complete, for she knew Yugi saw that kiss.

And so, Seto jumped off the Ferris Wheel. Luckily, there was the huge crowd that supported him, leaving him unhurt from the 35 foot jump. Though he injured about three people, he didn't care. He was just looking for Yugi, hoping to explain what happened up there. When he didn't see Yugi anywhere, he started running towards Yugi's house.

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As he entered, he found the first floor and half of he second floor empty. The living room

was already occupied by Yami and Seth, who were fast asleep. As he came across Yugi's

room, he could hear sobs from the inside. He took the spare room key and unlocked the

door.

"GO AWAY!!!" Was what Seto heard, as a pillow was flung at him. Followed by a lamp, a radio, a notebook, a bottle of hair gel, a pen, and a rubber ducky.

"Yu-" Seto started.

"Shut up, Kaiba." Yugi said, exaggerating on his last name. Seto winced. Yugi has never called him 'Kaiba' before. He knew Yugi. He called all the people he disliked by their last name.

"Yugi. Let me explain." He tried to say. Only getting a hairbrush flung at him.

"I saw perfectly well what happened." Yugi said, burying his face in the pile of pillows on the bed, to hide all his tears. And he tried as hard as he can to make as little noise as possible.

"Yugi, this is just a misunderstanding."

"Really? I misunderstood the fact that you were kissing Tea?" He practically shouted through the pillows his face was buried in.

"Believe me, I didn't want to. She pulled me towards her."

And then Yugi raised his head from the pile of pillows. His eyes were all red and puffy. Before, Seto knew what was happening, Yugi tackled him to the floor.

"I hate you, Kaiba." Yugi said against his chest.

Seto gave a sigh. Knowing Yugi didn't mean it. The words weren't full of malice as the other words were.

"I know, Yugi. I know." Seto said, comforting the smaller boy. And he softly took hold of Yugi's face and pulled his lips to his.

It wasn't a hungry kiss, it wasn't a forceful kiss, but it was a kiss of first love, and was as close to perfect as you can get.

When they broke apart, Seto found Yugi with no more tears, though his eyes were still red.

"From now on, let's not jump to conclusions." Seto whispered softly.

Yugi nodded and added. "And let's not let anything get in the way of our relationship."

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What they didn't know was that Tea was right outside of Yugi's house, watching them both through the second floor window.

'Damn. I really thought this plan would have worked.' She thought.

'I guess we have to get a bit more extreme.' And she grinned wickedly at the thought.

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QOC: Hey! Sorry it took so long to update. Anywayz, please review, and I'll luv u 4eva! Well, almost 4eva. About the next chapter, I already know what the 3rd Plan is going to be. I'm thinking about ending this story on the 11th chapter.

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