Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Pharaoh and I ❯ Intro ( Chapter 1 )

Akio- ^^;; This is the first fanfic I ever wrote. And to clarify any confusion, this started out as an e-mail to a really good friend of mine. ^^ Ok, so this is a self-insert and it's set back in ancient Egypt. Ok, so let's get on with the disclaimer!

Disclaimer- Akio the Dragon Master does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!

SO ON WITH THE FIC!

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Akio- ^^ Hi! I'm the Pharaoh's…. Err… Yami? What am I again?

Yami- - -# My guest. Honestly, Akio, it's not that hard to remember.

Akio- ; p Oh yeah! Hmm… Now what?

Yami- I don't know. This is your thing.

Akio- Hmm… I dunno. Whacha wanna do?

Yami- - -# Akio, you really need to work on your grammar.

Akio- Oh, shut up.

Yami- What?

Akio- You heard me, you nincompoop!

Yami- o o ROAR!!! *attacks Akio*

~2 minutes later…~

Akio and Yami- *in a court room-like place and Yami is the judge*

Yami- Akio, for calling me, the Pharaoh, a nincompoop, I sentence you to two weeks detention.

Akio- …That's my punishment? Kinda pathetic, don't you think?

Yami- Or I could behead you.

Akio- Detention's fine. …Question!

Yami- Yes?

Akio- Are you a teacher?

Yami- No.

Akio- A principal? Or a VP?

Yami- No…

Akio- …Are you a janitor?

Yami- NO!

Akio- Oh. Then why detention?

Yami- What do you mean?

Akio- You get detention at school. Last time I checked, we were in a palace. Thusly, you are a nincompoop.

Yami- You're trying to push the limits, aren't you?

Akio- …Maybe.

Yami- Well, two can play at that game. Akio, I execute you to two weeks of… Grammar school.

Akio- O O!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Yami- *Smirks*

Akio- -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Yami- Akio, shut up.

Akio- -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Yami- SILENCE!

Akio- -OOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shutting up, your royal pain in the backside.

Yami- - -# Oh yeah, you're definitely trying to push the limits.

Akio- ^^ Well, this could get ugly guys, so please enjoy the dancing munchkins while Yami and I fight.

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~10 minutes after the fight… Which Akio lost…~

Yami- *sitting in his throne laughing manically* Ha ha ha… I win.

Akio- *sneaks up behind Yami and yells…* BOO!

Yami- Ah!! Oh! Akio! …Wait… How'd you get out of my punishment?

Akio- That's for me to know and you to never ever find out!

Yami- Guards!

Akio- O O!! Err.. Right then… Well, I was a "role model student and didn't deserve to be sentenced to grammar school". *laughs* I just use bad grammar to annoy the crap out of you. O O …Did I just say that out loud?

Yami- - -# Yes. Yes you did.

Akio- Oops…

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Akio- ^^ Well, that's the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed it! And to everyone who read this on ff.net, yes I did change it since the chapters were ridiculously short. Well, please review!