Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Plan ❯ Why psychotic yamis really shouldn't be left alone part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

This is my first fanfic here. Not my first fic, just the first one here.

A few notes:

Ryou Bakura = Ryou

Yami Bakura = Bakura

Malik Ishtal = Malik

Yami Malik = Marik

Hints of: R/M and B/Y.M

They will be ooc.

Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue.

~Sunday, December 20th 3:15 am~

It was quiet. It was also three am, but that fact did not cross the minds of the only two people in the entire town of Domino that were crazy enough to be awake that early in the morning. Inside the house of one Ryou Bakura the two afore mentioned people were seated at the kitchen table discussing ways of eliminating the silence that had filled the little house.

"I got it Bakura! I have a plan. A plan more devious and more evil than any plan that has ever come before. I dare say that this plan of mine shall be the master of all plans, the plan that all other plans shall be judged by. This plan of mine is so great and wonderful that it shall be known throughout history as The Plan, and…" exclaimed mysterious shrouded figure number one.

"Well out with it already!" snapped mysterious shrouded figure number two a.k.a. Bakura.

"Excuse me, I was gettin' to it. We're going to need a rubber chicken, three sheep, and an electric razor." Mysterious shrouded figure number one (hereafter referred to as Marik) began.

"Won't work," Bakura sighed, "Ryou won't let me near any sharp objects after that incident with the cat."

"*cough*whipped*cough*"

"I so am not."

"Prove it then."

"Fine we'll go with your stupid plan."

"That's what I thought"

"Marik, just one thing, where are we going to get three sheep this early?" Bakura asked.

"I know a guy." Marik answered. "Now quit asking questions and let's go."

~

Upstairs Ryou woke up suddenly to the sound of a door slamming shut. "I knew I shouldn't have left them alone down there," he muttered sleepily.

"Don't worry about it. They can take care of themselves." Malik whispered, wrapping his arms around the other boy.

"Its not them I'm worried about it's all the innocent people they could terrorize," Ryou said softly.

"There could be terrorizing of unaware, innocent people?" Malik perked up, now fully awake, "I wanna go too."

"Malik don't," Ryou tried, but alas his efforts were futile as Malik was already pulling his clothes on and with a 'Bye Ryou, see ya later' he was gone.

"Oh, well," Ryou yawned as he headed downstairs to await the inevitable phone call from the police. "As long as Bakura doesn't get a hold of any sharp objects."

A/N: Future chapters will be longer. Please Review!