Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Power of the Millennium Ring ❯ The Horror in Teaville ( Chapter 6 )
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By: chibigokan 
Seto finds a tunnel in his room leading to Teaville, the town of Tea's! *gasp and so on* random humor, need ideas.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.06.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 231 | Status: Completed
Seto finds a tunnel in his room leading to Teaville, the town of Tea's! *gasp and so on* random humor, need ideas.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.06.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 231 | Status: Completed
A/N: I know that no one is reading this so I'll just say how much I hate everyone. But anyway, its been a while since I worked on this story, so it'll change a lot, though it's not like anyone would read this or review it... *hint* Basically what I'm saying is review please, and encourage me to finish it.
Dislcaimer: I own everthing and anything. Yup, that's why I still have to go to school and don't have a car, or anything of value...
Chapter 6: The Horror in Teaville
Seto was in his room to escape the crazyness that was going on outside and go to sleep when he heard a loud kabooming sound. So he went to investigate in his underground tunnel.
Seto: When did I have a underground tunnel? Oh well. *walks into the tunnel and sees a cute little Shining Friendship monster* Uh oh, this isn't looking good. Isn't that a monster Tea has?
Shining Friendship: Hello, and welcome to Teaville, home of the Tea's.
Seto: Tea's? As in, more than one of the Tea bitch? Oookay, I think I'll be leaving.
Shining Friendship: Oh, I mean only one Tea.
Seto: Yeah, I think I'm still leaving.
Petit Angel: *appears* What she really means is Teaville, home of the God cards.
Seto: Okay, that's better. Lets get going then.
Shining Friendship: Okay. *whisperng* What an idiot.
Seto: What was that?
Shining Friendship: I said, "what an idiot."
Seto: Ohh, okay, that's what I thought you said, but I had to be sure.
Shining Friendship: Why?
Seto: So I could do this. *steps on the little monster ball*
Shining Friendship: *is still alive* Why did you have to know I called you an idiot to do that?
Seto: *glaring at the Shini-, I mean the S.F.* Shut up. I don't need any reason to do things.
S.F: Okay, then, neither do I. *kills herself*
Seto: That was unexpected.
Petit Angel: What, you mean the S.F. killing herself?
Seto: No, I mean the authoress shortening the name when she kills the S.F. like a couple lines later.
Petit Angel: Yeah, that's stupid. *is killed by the authoress*
Seto: Great, now how am I supposed to get to Teaville?
Bakura: Hmm, I don't know, maybe use the power of the Millennium Ring, aka, the title?
Seto: Oh right. Hey, when did you get here?
Joey: Whatever.
Seto: Huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Joey: It means *suddenly grabs the Millennium Ring* Ahahahahaha!! Now I can control the world!
Seto: *easily yanks it away* No you won't. And now that I have the ring, I will teleport us to Teaville so I can get the God cards and take over the world.
Yugi: Hmm, that's similar to Joey's idea, except that you added in unnecessary steps.
Mokuba: *still in his purple dress* Yeah, why don't you just use Joey's idea and use the ring to take over the world?
Seto: No, I like my idea better. And if you don't like it, I'm going to cry like a little girl. *starts crying like a little girl*
Bakura: Why is it that Seto is still an idiotic, insane freak, even when Mokuba isn't controlling him?
Joey: It's probably something that runs in his family.
Seto: Shut up. I think I'm being controlled by someone else.
Joey: Sure, I would expect you to say something like that.
Seto: Why you little ass, hmm, that's it, I'll turn you into an ass. *uses the power of the ring and Joey is turned into... a donkey*
Yugi: Joey as a donkey? That's not right.
Seto: I know, I wanted him to literally turn into an ass, like what you sit on.
Bakura: You don't really sit on your ass, you use it to sit on things.
Seto: *glaring at Bakura* I still need to get my revenge on you, don't I?
Bakura: No, not at all.
Yugi: I don't think he was asking you, more like telling you.
Bakura: *sarcastically* Gee, you think?
Joey: Hello, doesn't anyone care about me?
Mokuba: Why what's wrong with you?
Joey: Well, I'm a donkey!
Mokuba: So?
Joey: Seto, do something about your sister.
Mokuba: Hey, what are you talking about? The only reason I'm in this dress is because the ring was controlling me, and it made me where a dress.
Yugi: Yeah, but the ring isn't controlling you now.
Mokuba: Yeah it is. The only way for me to not be wearing a dress is if the ring's power was used to change me back.
Seto: Oh yeah, that. *changes Mokuba's clothes, and making him look slightly less like a girl*
Mokuba: Damn!
Seto: Anyway, lets get on with my journey. Come on, you guys. Wait, why do I want you guys along?
Joey: Because.
Seto: Ooohh, I understand. Okay then, lets get going.
And so Seto, Yugi, Bakura, Mokuba, and Joey the donkey begin walking to Teaville.
Yugi: I thought you were going to use the ring to teleport us there, Seto.
Seto: I would, but this way is faster.
Bakura: How so?
Seto: *takes a couple more steps and is in Teaville* Because it takes me an hour to use the ring to teleport us somewhere and it would be stupid to waste the power when Teaville is only a few feet away.
Mokuba: That makes sense.
Joey: Except for the part about it taking an hour to use the Millennium Ring.
Seto: Shut up. Hmm, you still annoy me, so I'll turn you into a potato. *changes Joey into a potato*
Bakura: Yum, potato!
Yugi: Hey, don't eat my friend. *grabs Joey away from Bakura, and starts sprinkling salt on him*
Seto: Hmm, I think I'll change him back to a human. *changes Joey back to normal*
Joey: I didn't know you cared about me Seto.
Seto: I don't. I'm telling you, someone is controlling me! Anyway, let's go find the God cards in Teaville.
Yugi: Isn't it strange why the God cards, you know, the one's that we should actually have right now, is in a town called Teaville.
Bakura: Yeah that is strange. Well, let's go help Seto find the God cards.
Seto: Now how hard can it be to find three super rare cards in a small town?
Joey: *looks around him* Hmm, it actually looks like this place is thousands of miles wide.
Mokuba: Yeah know, Seto, wouldn't it be easier to just use the Millennium Ring to find the God cards instead of actually looking for it?
Seto: No, too bad. *starts to cry* Aahhhh! Who keeps messing with me?! If I could act on my own will, I would have killed everyone of you!
Yugi: Yeah, you haven't even tried to get revenge on Mokuba or Bakura.
Bakura: What's your problem, Yugi?
Yugi: I don't know, I'm bored. I wish Tea was here.
Joey: What, are you crazy?!
Yugi: No, I already told you, I'm bored.
Suddenly, out of the many houses in Teaville, step Tea's.
All except Yugi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Yugi: Yay, now's my chance to get the Millennium Ring! *tries to take the ring but is pushed away as many Tea's charge Seto*
A Tea: *has the Millennium Ring* Yay, I win. Well, I'm going to sleep now. *falls to the ground and sleeps*
Yugi: Riightt. *goes for the ring again but another Tea grabs it* Aww, muffins! What?! What the butterflies?! Oh, sweet lolipops, this is looking bad.
Tea: *has the ring* Yay, now I will make the entire world my friends, and speak in nice, cutesty words.
Yugi: NOOO!!! I'll kill you beautiful girl! What?! AAHHHHHH! *starts screaming at the fact that he complimented Tea*
Everyone else: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Other Tea's that don't have the ring: AHHHHHHH!!
Yugi: Wait, why are the Tea's screaming?
Tea's shrug shoulders then vanish for no specific reason.
Everyone is still screaming.
Yugi: The Tea's are gone, so you can stop screaming now.
Seto: But I don't have my ring anymore.
Bakura: And that Tea with the Millennium Ring is still here.
Joey: And you forgot the most important reason for why we were screaming.
Mokuba: Yeah you're right.
Joey: No, you have to ask what the reason is.
Mokuba: Why?
Joey: *glaring* Never mind you, I'll just tell you. It's because Tea has made this world into a lovable, G rating world, where people are actually her friends.
Bakura: Hmm, that is something to scream about. So everyone, shall we?
Seto: Alright.
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! and the continue for many, many, umm, I don't know, years?
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Oh the horror, Tea has the Millennium Ring! Yeah, very different and not as funny, but if anyone reads my story, please review! Ideas would be helpful because this was true insane randomness, and I hope to change that, at least a little.
Dislcaimer: I own everthing and anything. Yup, that's why I still have to go to school and don't have a car, or anything of value...
Chapter 6: The Horror in Teaville
Seto was in his room to escape the crazyness that was going on outside and go to sleep when he heard a loud kabooming sound. So he went to investigate in his underground tunnel.
Seto: When did I have a underground tunnel? Oh well. *walks into the tunnel and sees a cute little Shining Friendship monster* Uh oh, this isn't looking good. Isn't that a monster Tea has?
Shining Friendship: Hello, and welcome to Teaville, home of the Tea's.
Seto: Tea's? As in, more than one of the Tea bitch? Oookay, I think I'll be leaving.
Shining Friendship: Oh, I mean only one Tea.
Seto: Yeah, I think I'm still leaving.
Petit Angel: *appears* What she really means is Teaville, home of the God cards.
Seto: Okay, that's better. Lets get going then.
Shining Friendship: Okay. *whisperng* What an idiot.
Seto: What was that?
Shining Friendship: I said, "what an idiot."
Seto: Ohh, okay, that's what I thought you said, but I had to be sure.
Shining Friendship: Why?
Seto: So I could do this. *steps on the little monster ball*
Shining Friendship: *is still alive* Why did you have to know I called you an idiot to do that?
Seto: *glaring at the Shini-, I mean the S.F.* Shut up. I don't need any reason to do things.
S.F: Okay, then, neither do I. *kills herself*
Seto: That was unexpected.
Petit Angel: What, you mean the S.F. killing herself?
Seto: No, I mean the authoress shortening the name when she kills the S.F. like a couple lines later.
Petit Angel: Yeah, that's stupid. *is killed by the authoress*
Seto: Great, now how am I supposed to get to Teaville?
Bakura: Hmm, I don't know, maybe use the power of the Millennium Ring, aka, the title?
Seto: Oh right. Hey, when did you get here?
Joey: Whatever.
Seto: Huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Joey: It means *suddenly grabs the Millennium Ring* Ahahahahaha!! Now I can control the world!
Seto: *easily yanks it away* No you won't. And now that I have the ring, I will teleport us to Teaville so I can get the God cards and take over the world.
Yugi: Hmm, that's similar to Joey's idea, except that you added in unnecessary steps.
Mokuba: *still in his purple dress* Yeah, why don't you just use Joey's idea and use the ring to take over the world?
Seto: No, I like my idea better. And if you don't like it, I'm going to cry like a little girl. *starts crying like a little girl*
Bakura: Why is it that Seto is still an idiotic, insane freak, even when Mokuba isn't controlling him?
Joey: It's probably something that runs in his family.
Seto: Shut up. I think I'm being controlled by someone else.
Joey: Sure, I would expect you to say something like that.
Seto: Why you little ass, hmm, that's it, I'll turn you into an ass. *uses the power of the ring and Joey is turned into... a donkey*
Yugi: Joey as a donkey? That's not right.
Seto: I know, I wanted him to literally turn into an ass, like what you sit on.
Bakura: You don't really sit on your ass, you use it to sit on things.
Seto: *glaring at Bakura* I still need to get my revenge on you, don't I?
Bakura: No, not at all.
Yugi: I don't think he was asking you, more like telling you.
Bakura: *sarcastically* Gee, you think?
Joey: Hello, doesn't anyone care about me?
Mokuba: Why what's wrong with you?
Joey: Well, I'm a donkey!
Mokuba: So?
Joey: Seto, do something about your sister.
Mokuba: Hey, what are you talking about? The only reason I'm in this dress is because the ring was controlling me, and it made me where a dress.
Yugi: Yeah, but the ring isn't controlling you now.
Mokuba: Yeah it is. The only way for me to not be wearing a dress is if the ring's power was used to change me back.
Seto: Oh yeah, that. *changes Mokuba's clothes, and making him look slightly less like a girl*
Mokuba: Damn!
Seto: Anyway, lets get on with my journey. Come on, you guys. Wait, why do I want you guys along?
Joey: Because.
Seto: Ooohh, I understand. Okay then, lets get going.
And so Seto, Yugi, Bakura, Mokuba, and Joey the donkey begin walking to Teaville.
Yugi: I thought you were going to use the ring to teleport us there, Seto.
Seto: I would, but this way is faster.
Bakura: How so?
Seto: *takes a couple more steps and is in Teaville* Because it takes me an hour to use the ring to teleport us somewhere and it would be stupid to waste the power when Teaville is only a few feet away.
Mokuba: That makes sense.
Joey: Except for the part about it taking an hour to use the Millennium Ring.
Seto: Shut up. Hmm, you still annoy me, so I'll turn you into a potato. *changes Joey into a potato*
Bakura: Yum, potato!
Yugi: Hey, don't eat my friend. *grabs Joey away from Bakura, and starts sprinkling salt on him*
Seto: Hmm, I think I'll change him back to a human. *changes Joey back to normal*
Joey: I didn't know you cared about me Seto.
Seto: I don't. I'm telling you, someone is controlling me! Anyway, let's go find the God cards in Teaville.
Yugi: Isn't it strange why the God cards, you know, the one's that we should actually have right now, is in a town called Teaville.
Bakura: Yeah that is strange. Well, let's go help Seto find the God cards.
Seto: Now how hard can it be to find three super rare cards in a small town?
Joey: *looks around him* Hmm, it actually looks like this place is thousands of miles wide.
Mokuba: Yeah know, Seto, wouldn't it be easier to just use the Millennium Ring to find the God cards instead of actually looking for it?
Seto: No, too bad. *starts to cry* Aahhhh! Who keeps messing with me?! If I could act on my own will, I would have killed everyone of you!
Yugi: Yeah, you haven't even tried to get revenge on Mokuba or Bakura.
Bakura: What's your problem, Yugi?
Yugi: I don't know, I'm bored. I wish Tea was here.
Joey: What, are you crazy?!
Yugi: No, I already told you, I'm bored.
Suddenly, out of the many houses in Teaville, step Tea's.
All except Yugi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Yugi: Yay, now's my chance to get the Millennium Ring! *tries to take the ring but is pushed away as many Tea's charge Seto*
A Tea: *has the Millennium Ring* Yay, I win. Well, I'm going to sleep now. *falls to the ground and sleeps*
Yugi: Riightt. *goes for the ring again but another Tea grabs it* Aww, muffins! What?! What the butterflies?! Oh, sweet lolipops, this is looking bad.
Tea: *has the ring* Yay, now I will make the entire world my friends, and speak in nice, cutesty words.
Yugi: NOOO!!! I'll kill you beautiful girl! What?! AAHHHHHH! *starts screaming at the fact that he complimented Tea*
Everyone else: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Other Tea's that don't have the ring: AHHHHHHH!!
Yugi: Wait, why are the Tea's screaming?
Tea's shrug shoulders then vanish for no specific reason.
Everyone is still screaming.
Yugi: The Tea's are gone, so you can stop screaming now.
Seto: But I don't have my ring anymore.
Bakura: And that Tea with the Millennium Ring is still here.
Joey: And you forgot the most important reason for why we were screaming.
Mokuba: Yeah you're right.
Joey: No, you have to ask what the reason is.
Mokuba: Why?
Joey: *glaring* Never mind you, I'll just tell you. It's because Tea has made this world into a lovable, G rating world, where people are actually her friends.
Bakura: Hmm, that is something to scream about. So everyone, shall we?
Seto: Alright.
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! and the continue for many, many, umm, I don't know, years?
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Oh the horror, Tea has the Millennium Ring! Yeah, very different and not as funny, but if anyone reads my story, please review! Ideas would be helpful because this was true insane randomness, and I hope to change that, at least a little.